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Old messages eventually start to emit carbon when they decay, and so deleting them is more green.

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As if the NYT would report anything of value if they received the texts.

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Ah yes, that pesky tendency of binding agreements to be short-lived and ephemeral with no available records.

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Democracy dies in the disappearing texts! Wonder how much obergruppenfuhrer Ursula is getting paid by Pfizer and Green energy companies. 15 minute cities and no gas cars is the return to feudalistic dark ages for Europe.

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My March Bingo Card has "Space Aliens funded by EcoHealth Alliance to develop vaccine for next pandemic. Bill Gates to supervise roll out". Let's see how close I get. This is fun, gatito!

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OMG it's the European Deborah Birx. What is it with the scarf thing, anyway?

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Don't worry, gato, they'll "lose" those messages, too.

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Yeah, can you imagine if the IRS lost both the primary and backup files that confirmed targeting of conservative political groups that potentially impacted a national election?

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Looks like money laundering democide

Smells like money laundering democide

Tastes like money laundering democide....

.... no worries, it's probably nothing. Just get boosted.

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Translation of NYT lawsuit to EU Commission : If you would have paid us off like the CDC and NIH to market the Pfizer vaccines we wouldn’t be suing you.

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Damn! I had alien balloons attack Los Angles for February.

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Well at least it saves them the time of redacting pages...ink too, I think we all remember the MEP who held up redacted contract pages of solid black printer ink.

Very considerate of the environment.

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"i mean, can you imagine if they did stuff like this is the US?"

*blink blink*

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I think by now we're all used to disappearing public money.

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Does the NYT see this as a limited hangout for ignoring the actions of the US government?

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Your content is such a pleasure to read

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