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Old messages eventually start to emit carbon when they decay, and so deleting them is more green.

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I delete all my old messages to show that I Stand With Ukraine.

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(Don't tuck them into some old laptop?)

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Who would do that? Next you will be telling me that someone would take that old laptop to be repaired and forget to pick it up.

That’s silly. Sounds like the plot of a bad spy movie.....

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Not so strange if you're strung out on crack when it happened.

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But for months on end?

Damn, he must’ve had a LOT of money.

I’m sure that he got it legally....

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You have to "delete all" to show your double support

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The demands for tribute never end, do they?

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😂😂😂

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Speaking of which, in order to prevent carbon emission by using fossil fuels in cars and power plants, we should collect all the fossil fuels in one place and burn them, so no one can use them to harm the planet any more.

(I don't dare to look, because I'm afraid somebody somewhere really said this...)

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Maybe that place could somewhere in Ohio? With a biblical name, something catchy but regularly mispronounced? Where stuff could be easily burned and no one would care?

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Many cats and dogs were killed in the making of such 🔥🔥🔥 🥺😩😩😩

Maybe the 👽 did it?

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I can state as fact that I did a model of EU Pfizer messages and it clearly showed no corruption. I even put my data into an AI algorithm and it verified my results. So we are all good here. No worries.

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"Mistakes were made for thee but not for me"....

Get used to it...:)

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Keeping records clearly is inherently racist, due to the over-glorification of white historical preservationists, at the expense of their oppressive and imperialistic aggression towards those in the oral tradition. In the name of creating a just and equal society, based on inclusivity of all forms of information exchange, all documentation must be erased.

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Didn’t I read pre covid that nyt was failing !? Did someone bail them out! I just can’t believe they are still operating. I guess all media is bought now. I hope someone does a Substack on the Ohio train derailment. If chicken coups are dying 13 miles away, there are some major events going on.

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As if the NYT would report anything of value if they received the texts.

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My thought exactly. When I saw NYT in the headline I wondered what exactly is the end game here because it certainly is not journalism.

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Unless they're trying get on the right side of history real quick?

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More likely they're trying to get the right way to hide history real quick. First draft of history and all that.

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exactly. I can hear it now (read it now), "We sued to get all the information available. We received thousands of documents and none of them had any evidence of any wrongdoing. Nothing to see here folks." It's all part of the ongoing scheme.

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I can see them saying that. Yep.

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That won’t happen! Right? Uh, right?

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Virtue signal then memory hole

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Ah yes, that pesky tendency of binding agreements to be short-lived and ephemeral with no available records.

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Feb 14, 2023·edited Feb 14, 2023

What are you implying? I always negotiate multibillion dollar procurement contracts by text. What could go wrong?

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LOL @ "binding agreements", when one of the contracting parties is a government.

Also LOL @ the very idea that the records no longer exist, when we know full-well that every bit transferred on modern telecommunications networks is stored.

People smarter than me are working on liberating data from a range of state repositories: it is a lay-down misère that there will be copious evidence of grubby deals and corrupt collusion.

It's also a lay-down misère that the shitstream media will not touch the story, and it will be 'de-magnified' on antiSocial Media.

A hint of the efficacy of the narrative control apparatus in the Empire of Lies: how many people are aware that 5,200 members of a kiddie porn exchange signed up with ".mil" e-mail addresses?

My guess is that maybe 1 in 10,000 people are aware of that story, and that story happened a decade ago.

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I’m just hearing about that for the first right now.

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I should probably have been more precise in my description: they didn't all have '.mil' e-mail addresses... but they all worked for the US Department of Defence. A very large number of them worked in the Pentagon.

They were discovered BY ACCIDENT[1] during "Operation Flicker", which was an ICE investigation in 2006 that targeted people who purchased kiddie porn.

By 2010 the people who handed ICE the data were sick of them not doing anything, so they wrote to Chuck Grassley; a year later the Pentagon 'acknowledged' that they had done almost nothing to uncover the kiddie-fiddlers in their midst.

https://archive.boston.com/news/nation/washington/articles/2011/01/05/pentagon_lagged_on_pursuing_porn_cases/

[1] "by accident" is giving ICE too much credit.

The data came from an 'Anonymous'-style hack of a kiddie-porn site's server; the hack was not performed by ICE, because .gov could not find its arse with both hands..

The site's admins were pretty bad at 'back end' security (lol) and the hackers exfiltrated the whole database and 'crowdsourced' a distributed brute-force decryption of the data. (The same mechanism that was later used to decrypt the 'Collateral Murder' video)

The site owners had used a badly-written, unsalted, 'bespoke' hash function that was as cryptographically amateur as Microsoft's 'NTLM' (a piece of shit that is STILL IN USE at the enterprise-level).

When it was clear what they had, the hackers engaged with relevant authorities, but were basically told to pound sand.

So when they heard about "Operation Flicker" they pretty much force-fed the data to people at ICE.

The folks at ICE notified the DoD, and the DoD SAT ON THEIR HANDS.

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What does .mil stand for?

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Dot mil (.mil) = ending on military email and website addresses , like .com

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Ahhhh, thank-you! That didn't even come to my mind. Upper echelon/brass, I'm assuming. --- Slimes. 😖

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Mother-in-law?

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For pedophilia?

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Amazing, isn't it?

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I would farther saying it’s insane and a bad business model. But that’s just me.

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Democracy dies in the disappearing texts! Wonder how much obergruppenfuhrer Ursula is getting paid by Pfizer and Green energy companies. 15 minute cities and no gas cars is the return to feudalistic dark ages for Europe.

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starting with them ! no private planes, but a bicycle. I want to see pics of Nazi vonder leyen on a bike !!!

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I'd prefer the gallows. But, okay, I guess she can bike there. On a rail. Tarred and feathered.

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Maybe just send her some fresh fish from East Palestine, Ohio . . .

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Great idea! We can see if they're still tasty.

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The flavor improves by the day--like that of well-hung game

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Wicked...

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😆 So gross!

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ohmy I got that image in my mind now grandma Bear ! A large bunch of rooster feathers on the bottom and go !

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I just had to slaughter a rooster yesterday. I have a pile of feathers if you need.

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wish I were a bit closer. would glue them on that skinny butt with poop !

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🤣

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Dyke on a bike. 🤣

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Lol!

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On a bike in one of those traditional costumes, bug burrito in hand.

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I can see it

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Feb 14, 2023·edited Feb 14, 2023

I'm not even in kittengarten yet but jeez you guys, might it be our democracy has been certifiably dead for quite a while now? Busy with life racing at breakneck speeds, we just didn't care to notice 🤔

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I don't know, and therefore not speaking for anyone else, if care is the right word. In my case, with a job taking up 10 to 12 hours a day, the words distracted, busy, and dead tired come to mind.

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Agree--was there until two years ago Jan 26

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I'm sorry. I say that, because I know how I felt. It was like I was only alive to be their "slave."

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Indeed, most leaders of ogligarchs are dutifully elected by the people, who they undeniably represent.

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My March Bingo Card has "Space Aliens funded by EcoHealth Alliance to develop vaccine for next pandemic. Bill Gates to supervise roll out". Let's see how close I get. This is fun, gatito!

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"Space Aliens"

That would explain the recent UFO flyovers.

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OMG it's the European Deborah Birx. What is it with the scarf thing, anyway?

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Hides a wrinkly neck

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Makes it easier to hang ‘‘em from door knobs

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If only!

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It "brings more color up to your face." Supposed to make you look younger and fresher. 😶

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Doesn't work when all the women who do it are old. In retrospect it does explain Bea Arthur.

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Dude, I didn't say it worked, just that's what they're told.

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Probably " nudged" to wear them by the boss , to get them used to the feeling of a rope , after they get thrown " under the bus".

(cue children's song " The Wheels On The Bus")

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It's like a uniform.

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Don't worry, gato, they'll "lose" those messages, too.

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"What, like with a cloth or something?"

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Yeah, can you imagine if the IRS lost both the primary and backup files that confirmed targeting of conservative political groups that potentially impacted a national election?

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* Lois Lerner has entered the chat *

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If that happened NYT = crickets

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Looks like money laundering democide

Smells like money laundering democide

Tastes like money laundering democide....

.... no worries, it's probably nothing. Just get boosted.

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Guessing there will be balloons shortly over the EU. Look up, nothing to see here.

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I am going to call the Thought Police because it sounds like you’ve had a little too much to think.

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I think there were already UFOs over France.

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Substitute: PA Election Advisor. From a neighbor. At least you aren't ruled by a neck thing. MIs-typed 'think" and realized that won't work.

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If you’re not outraged, go get another booster!

(Taking that from an insta comment thread. So good.)

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Brought to you by Pfizzer

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Translation of NYT lawsuit to EU Commission : If you would have paid us off like the CDC and NIH to market the Pfizer vaccines we wouldn’t be suing you.

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Damn! I had alien balloons attack Los Angles for February.

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No such luck. 😒

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Well at least it saves them the time of redacting pages...ink too, I think we all remember the MEP who held up redacted contract pages of solid black printer ink.

Very considerate of the environment.

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"i mean, can you imagine if they did stuff like this is the US?"

*blink blink*

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I think by now we're all used to disappearing public money.

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Yes, so get use to disappearing public documents!

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We are already used to disappearing video feed. (J6 and Epstein)

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Does the NYT see this as a limited hangout for ignoring the actions of the US government?

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Your content is such a pleasure to read

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Yes, indeed. Gracias, gatito bueno.

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