The Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Send ALL of the Karens there! It would drive them crazy, and they'd all drown themselves due to the mental static it would cause in their tiny brains. Mischief managed.
This is why de-entralization is a great idea. People who are very much in one another's business need to find a place they can find like-minded individuals. Imagine the glorious utopia they could live in where they can focus their precious energies on their intended target, which is not themselves.
You raise a serious point. Too much decentralization is as bad as too little. If you have doubts go to any number of First Nations reserves in Canada. Many of them are owned and controlled by a small group of people who use violence to control the others.
Too much of just about anything is bad, but generally speaking more autonomy is better than less autonomy. By that I mean, the more control of a government over a greater number of people, the less adaptability and autonomy an individual has. That's part of the experiment of the United States is that these are different states with different governing rules. So, if a person doesn't like the way a government is run in a certain state, like say California, they can move to another state with less restrictions and regulations.
On the other hand, if a government is too decentralized, then there will be chaos and anarchy. But what about a state that caters to those who like to nose their way into other's business, or even a city? That would be a good thing and could be a contrast of other states that tend towards staying out of the lives of its citizens.
It's the only journalism we need to be fully caught up on the world.
I keep shaking my head though that a Christian satire site is the best, funniest, most laser-sharp, wittiest and most truthful thing around. (In its category of course.)
Problem is, FLA has no infrastructure to deal with this influx. No mandates, guns still legal, school boards with parental input--this is just so CRUEL to the Karens.
I hope he will debate Governor Dippity Do, but not with CNN - that would be an obvious setup. One on one he will whup Gavin's ass, and I'd pay good money to watch. I like to think that Noisome's inlaws would likely be watching and cheering for DeSantis. Sweet.
It came out in the news recently that his father- and mother-in-law had relocated to Florida (keeping their property in CA) and had made a financial contribution to DeSantis. Dad in law is a registered Republican, no information on Mom. Sounds like they aren't big fans of Gavin. I guess they must know him pretty well, huh?
I suspect there's a good chance of that. They might prefer a son-in-law that didn't give blowjobs to microphones and use Gorilla Glue on his hair. And was not an utterly corrupt little weasel.
I think this is what they mean when they say "uncontrollable escalation of hostilities".
Karentitis is endemic in Karenland. They need to all live in Portland and leave the rest of us alone. https://yuribezmenov.substack.com/p/how-to-visit-karenland
Think further. You know that plastic island in the Pacific that's supposed to be the size of Texas?
Great idea
I feel bad for the dolphins though; this crowd is gonna want to swim with 'em.
...or was that the sharks?
We can only hope!
Them they're gonna demoralize with all of the scolding.
Seeing how male dolphins behave to the females of their species... that's a problem with a built-in solution, grisly it may be.
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Send ALL of the Karens there! It would drive them crazy, and they'd all drown themselves due to the mental static it would cause in their tiny brains. Mischief managed.
What about that oll platform that sought to get sovereignty?
But you see I'm ensuring them a productive exile, recycling for the duration...
This is why de-entralization is a great idea. People who are very much in one another's business need to find a place they can find like-minded individuals. Imagine the glorious utopia they could live in where they can focus their precious energies on their intended target, which is not themselves.
You raise a serious point. Too much decentralization is as bad as too little. If you have doubts go to any number of First Nations reserves in Canada. Many of them are owned and controlled by a small group of people who use violence to control the others.
Too much of just about anything is bad, but generally speaking more autonomy is better than less autonomy. By that I mean, the more control of a government over a greater number of people, the less adaptability and autonomy an individual has. That's part of the experiment of the United States is that these are different states with different governing rules. So, if a person doesn't like the way a government is run in a certain state, like say California, they can move to another state with less restrictions and regulations.
On the other hand, if a government is too decentralized, then there will be chaos and anarchy. But what about a state that caters to those who like to nose their way into other's business, or even a city? That would be a good thing and could be a contrast of other states that tend towards staying out of the lives of its citizens.
Hierarchies are real.
Karen sanctuary cities. Sounds like a win-win.
Not to worry, as a Floridian he is well accustomed to dealing with bad-tempered swamp-dwelling lizards.
Keeping up with the Jonestowns …
Good one
It's the only journalism we need to be fully caught up on the world.
I keep shaking my head though that a Christian satire site is the best, funniest, most laser-sharp, wittiest and most truthful thing around. (In its category of course.)
I admit, there are times I am reading a story from their site, and I have to check the URL, because it's so much saner (and wittier) than the truth.
The Bee is basically a time machine. It shows you what the MSM headlines will look like in a few weeks.
LOL!
❤️BB!
Problem is, FLA has no infrastructure to deal with this influx. No mandates, guns still legal, school boards with parental input--this is just so CRUEL to the Karens.
Florida has all the infrastructure a Karen could ever need: Saks, Neiman Markus, Gucci . . .
I just snorted. That is fucking funny.
I hope he will debate Governor Dippity Do, but not with CNN - that would be an obvious setup. One on one he will whup Gavin's ass, and I'd pay good money to watch. I like to think that Noisome's inlaws would likely be watching and cheering for DeSantis. Sweet.
Pay Per View!
For real!
I know a few family members, they definitely aren’t behind Toothsome.
It came out in the news recently that his father- and mother-in-law had relocated to Florida (keeping their property in CA) and had made a financial contribution to DeSantis. Dad in law is a registered Republican, no information on Mom. Sounds like they aren't big fans of Gavin. I guess they must know him pretty well, huh?
Perhaps Gavin is an embarrassment to them.
I suspect there's a good chance of that. They might prefer a son-in-law that didn't give blowjobs to microphones and use Gorilla Glue on his hair. And was not an utterly corrupt little weasel.
Any juicy anecdotes? Spill it, sister!
Ah, a John & Ken fellow listener perhaps? The cheer they replicated kills me!
Love their jokes!! Remember the toilet brushes?!?
I would rather they send 50 lepers.
Hahaha
Next thing you know, they'll be shipping Hollywood actors to Honduras.
i think they are all pretty busy in ukraine, mr mark!
That would be priceless
"Governor, this is the EOC –– we need more managers, right now."
The Commenters here had some ideas:
https://zhcommenter.substack.com/p/humanitarian-crisis-on-marthas-vineyard?r=1neytc&utm_medium=ios
I like the tent city idea
They better be careful. He can just as easily ship all of their parents back home.
BTW your comment is the funniest one imo.
That's coming from someone who lives in Florida
IYKYK
I call certified Karen's "Crotch Goblins". Who birthed these people?
The Bee can always escalate things till they are Babylonic towers LOL
Do 'karens' houseclean?
Obviously not, Woody, or they’d have embraced the 50 as maids & gardeners
They got Roombas.
You don't wanna go there. They start out with the white glove test.
Depends which subspecies of Karen you're talking about. Some are considerably the opposite. Special aroma's the clue.
Ah yes, the pink kitten ears subspecies. No, they don't clean.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Karens arrive by the planeload in Orlando every day. Florida can handle it.