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Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers?

Ban sober drivers from driving.

That’s how gun control works.

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Do they teach animal sounds in kittengarten?

"The laser cat says 'mew mew mew'!"

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Jun 8, 2022·edited Jun 8, 2022

Gato -

Given your the cat whisperer, this may not be impressive to you. I thought it was. My wife just sent me this video from her friend across the street who is OCD and didn't want a kitty litter box in her house.

The link is safe I just posted it to youtube

https://youtu.be/xsfjSg91irE

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It's always ban the "object" and not fix the "society."

Why do people use guns to do the things they do, they are reliable. Gun laws, are not reliable. Police response, also not reliable. Having a population of people who can take care of themselves would mean we'd less taxes, less healthcare, less government, etc.. Instead we lower our expectations people, infantize them, and insist that "someone over there" will fix the problem.

If people want to do something rotten, they will use whatever is at hand. We've seen knives, automobiles, and other crap used to harm people when folks could not get their hands on a firearm.

Figure out why people keep doing rotten things.. maybe the social media dopamine loop so many people are addicted to - and will not admit - could get addressed? Then we'd loose profits for all these tech companies making imaginary products.

I oppose the use of laser cats, #Lasercatlivesmatter.

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Needs sound: "mew-mew-mew-mew"

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The most accurate statement I have read all afternoon... I’ve been on Twitter.

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Silly anime girl is holding that weapon backwards.

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But... I WANT laser kittens!!

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As soon as I'm done 'petting my kitten' while looking at this soft-core porn, I'll reread this post and do what you asked.

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My cat does ALL her business outside. Preferably in the neighbors yard although I’ve never caught her going anywhere. She used the litter box a sum total of twice and decided it was disgusting. I’m pretty sure she’s pretty close to being the perfect cat. 😂. She does sleep in the laundry room when not in her fluffy bed and has been known to bring a mouse INSIDE to (torture) play with it. And never misses a meal. But other than that pretty perfect.

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....and we know what more Japanese anime girls do for the male psyche.....or do we?

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an ar 15 is why kyle rittenhouse is alive.

i won't take any chances!

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I should have known it would only be a matter of time before kittens would be identifying as guns ~

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On the other hand, where can I just get some of those laser kittens???

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