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Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers?

Ban sober drivers from driving.

That’s how gun control works.

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That's the most succinct analysis of gun control I've ever seen... nice job.

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Do they teach animal sounds in kittengarten?

"The laser cat says 'mew mew mew'!"

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I can hear it! ;)

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It's anime... it probably says 「ポン ポン ポン」 😉

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Gato -

Given your the cat whisperer, this may not be impressive to you. I thought it was. My wife just sent me this video from her friend across the street who is OCD and didn't want a kitty litter box in her house.

The link is safe I just posted it to youtube

https://youtu.be/xsfjSg91irE

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I recently acquired a cat (after my 15 year old cattle dog passed away in March). He came with his litter box, but only uses it at night cause he is an outdoor cat in the day, & pretty much does his business out in the garden, in all that loose composted soil, throughout the day. He would never go for pooping in a toilet…he’s too wild!

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I would prefer that cat. One with personality, living their life their way, without being too domesticated

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I think doing that to a cat is kinda mean. A cat isn’t suppose to go that that. And I have a cat.

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i agree but this lady is totally on Team Reality. She will tell it like is. She's just like us in regards to our opinion about the shit-show over the last two years. We actually need more people like her

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At least she isn't masking the cat. It is a thing.

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They call that Fury Fandom. Get with it Raptor!

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Furry Fandom for fanatics

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She didn't flush. Rude. How does and OCD person have a cat in the house? The hair! The paws on the counter after prancing around on the toilet!

She should have taught her to stand at the door or hold it. Reason 4043 why dogs are superior.

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One of my dogs will even clean up after the other dogs for me, so sweet. 😝

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You have a poop eating dog too?!

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Yes, sometimes I race her to the piles

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….Ahh 😯 I have a pooper scooper

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I was wondering

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They're scavengers so you got give em' a break. But mine know not to expect any dog kisses from me.

The worst is when they drag their ass on the carpet. I have a hard time getting that out of my head.

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I would agree. but i'm trying to make friends on this stack Raptor. We'll take this up on a more inclusive stack...

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Is there an el perro malo stack?

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It's a coup!...sssh...:)

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Oh yeah, put up your dukes 👊🏼

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Ha! Can't flush though...🤷‍♂️

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yeah a bit underwhelming. but, hey my walking bag of carbon kids can't seem to get the concept of flushing either.

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Tell their friends about their flushing problem. Cures it immediately.

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The Golden Rule: yellow is mellow...brown must go down.

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hahaha

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O-M-G! 🙀😾 I’ll pray for the cat.

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I was expecting the cat to flush at the end!

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Me too! I was crestfallen. My wife said her friends working on that part. Sorry to underwhelm...:)

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I kept waiting to see how the kitty would bury it at the end. Isn't that urge just as instinctual?

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Like

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Poor kitty...I wonder how much abuse he endured to get him to this point. Not good!

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They actually have genius potty training kits for kitties. It starts out as basically a litter box that sits on the toilet, then you gradually enlarge the middle hole over the course of a few weeks. Soon the cat needs no 'help' at all.

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Capitalism at work...for cats.

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Why can’t human beings leave things ALONE?

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WOW Impressive! *PLOOP* *PL00P*

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*PLOOP* *PL00P* ...and learn how to Phlush bad catty.

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Jinxy!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Cat did not flush! Awful! :)

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It's always ban the "object" and not fix the "society."

Why do people use guns to do the things they do, they are reliable. Gun laws, are not reliable. Police response, also not reliable. Having a population of people who can take care of themselves would mean we'd less taxes, less healthcare, less government, etc.. Instead we lower our expectations people, infantize them, and insist that "someone over there" will fix the problem.

If people want to do something rotten, they will use whatever is at hand. We've seen knives, automobiles, and other crap used to harm people when folks could not get their hands on a firearm.

Figure out why people keep doing rotten things.. maybe the social media dopamine loop so many people are addicted to - and will not admit - could get addressed? Then we'd loose profits for all these tech companies making imaginary products.

I oppose the use of laser cats, #Lasercatlivesmatter.

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Objectively, I object to it being the objects fault, the crazies should be the object of concern

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Needs sound: "mew-mew-mew-mew"

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FACT CHECK: TRUE

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The most accurate statement I have read all afternoon... I’ve been on Twitter.

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Silly anime girl is holding that weapon backwards.

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But... I WANT laser kittens!!

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As soon as I'm done 'petting my kitten' while looking at this soft-core porn, I'll reread this post and do what you asked.

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My cat does ALL her business outside. Preferably in the neighbors yard although I’ve never caught her going anywhere. She used the litter box a sum total of twice and decided it was disgusting. I’m pretty sure she’s pretty close to being the perfect cat. 😂. She does sleep in the laundry room when not in her fluffy bed and has been known to bring a mouse INSIDE to (torture) play with it. And never misses a meal. But other than that pretty perfect.

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Sounds like my cat, except the fluffy bed part. My cat feels entitled to fur up every single chair in the house and won’t have a thing to go with dedicated “pet” beds. On the positive side I’ve only had to purchase one box of litter and he’s coming up on four years.

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Yeah, I'm hating it.

s/your neighbor

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....and we know what more Japanese anime girls do for the male psyche.....or do we?

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an ar 15 is why kyle rittenhouse is alive.

i won't take any chances!

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I should have known it would only be a matter of time before kittens would be identifying as guns ~

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On the other hand, where can I just get some of those laser kittens???

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