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I find that Kamala's word salad goes best with a side of Brandon's brain soufflé.

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that would be a zero calorie meal

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There's a guy further down the thread you ought to meet, advocating for the North Korean Diet.

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You mean the diet they're trying and make us go on this winter? The "No Food Diet?"

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"Let them eat snowcones!" incoming in 3...2...1...?

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That diet bugs me

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😂

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Empty speech...

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Oh, c'mon. They're working on so much they already have too much on their plate...;0

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And a stiff adult beverage

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Nanshee lives on vodka, so I hear.

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ewww!

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Ooooh, that is good!

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Top of the menu is Chinese food, in the CCP style.

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Getting excited for the new flavors of Schwab's Snacking Crickets®.

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I saw a new dog food in Petco NV yesterday, and it’s based on crickets. Package said it was “humane”. So farming and killing crickets is humane? Crickets are not living creatures?

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A year from now they will be repackaging that exact same dog food as tasty food for people.

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🤢

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And what are they feeding them? And are they living in cages cramped together?

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Last week I told my husband I was anxiously awaiting Kamala’s new cookbook, 101 Wordsalads

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LMFAO!!!! I love to cook, so I’ll be looking for that. Gosh, I’d love to get an autographed copy! Look out Julia Childs!

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lmao. Good one!

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I guess that’s what you get with an Indian-Jamaican fusion dish.

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If I say this to any of my college buddies, I will likely have to turn in my Black Card. Luckily, this is a safe space, so... Kamala was "picked" because she checked off a couple boxes, Black, woman. That she was almost completely unqualified was barely noticed. That she rode the backs of a ton of Black men she put into prison in California, when she wasn't actually on her back, remains oddly obscure to far too many.

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And kept them there after their sentences were completed.

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Right? Right! Gee whiz. #WTAF

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word salad needs good dressing and heel's up's the queen of word salad...

together, with the big guy, they are a slimy and oily pair. . . will this dressing help grease my cackle cackle???

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the ESG score is pretty low due to the amount of bullshit

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keep your stinkin' ESG score

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Oh man.

When's that bad cattitude shop gonna rev up its engines? My closet's full, really, but I always got room for a tote bag.

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You don’t have any Cuban sandwiches?

The waiter says “No, we don't have any salad". But, the restaurant that doesn’t have any Cuban Sandwiches is across the street.”

We do have unlimited Kool-Aid on tap!

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You're dating yourself RG. That's a very, very old joke. From the glory days of comedy - maybe Hope in the 1950's.

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Surely it's older? "Yes, we have no bananas" is a joke my grandfather used to use, think it was from some US musical a swedish artist made a homegrown version of in the 1920s?

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I definitely got it from my grandfather. He was born in 1922 and escaped Germany in 38'. But I never forgot the gist of that joke.

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It’s a line from, and title of, an old song. Audrey Hepburn sang in in ‘Sabrina’ (I’d have to look up the year- maybe 1958?) But I think the song goes back a couple of decades before then.

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It is Bob Hope I think. And I think I messed it up! LOL

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Here in the US we have the Biden sandwich. Two pieces of bread and lots of baloney.

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Wonder bread

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You can't say guys, you transphobe!

Kamala says so....

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She knows she's a woman in a blue suit but she did have to check first!

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I checked out your Substack and am subscribing! 🤠🇺🇸💪🏽

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Thank you! Working on my second one and I promise not to disappoint 👍

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It appears Crickets are people too.

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About Cuba, this past weekend alone about 200 Cubans landed throughout the Florida Keys. About 200 others were interdicted at sea. Not quite the SW border, but numbers are up and rising. I think they might be hungry. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/187-cuban-migrants-made-landfall-in-florida-keys-over-2-day-stretch/2835793/

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I went to Cuba in the 1990s. Everyone appeared well-fed and in good physical health. There were no visible food shops such as supermarkets (but people walked out of back streets with unmarked plastic bags of what I presume were food and groceries). People were living in rooms of buildings that had undergone no renovation since 1959 (and no longer had glass windows). Most cars still dated from the same period, and had been kept going. Public transport looked to be problematic (very large truck-buses were being used, but did not seem able to cope with peak demand). Plenty of tourists (especially from Canada). I don't know what it's like now.

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The queen of word salad is on our island (Kauai). Yesterday her multi SUV cavalcade disrupted traffic and was a pain in the rump. What a monumental waste of our money...I wonder if the cost of her vacation is being paid for out of "inflation reduction" funds??

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Word salad dressing goes excellently with sauteed crickets

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