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It is called a clot!

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Or myocarditis...bahaha

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Toss the elf across the Potomac for sure…but let’s toss the eugenic ringleader, behind it all and that helped the elf finance this tragedy, half way without a life preserver! For some reason he has been amazingly quiet. Haven’t seen him on TED TALKS lately.

https://theagingviking.substack.com/p/if-you-want-to-kill-the-snakecut?r=bm3n6&s=w&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=webe

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Probably trying to talk his way out of gitmo with his charm.

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Or scarred heart tissue.

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Probably more cardiovascular correct, but not as Impactively descriptive to readers.

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That was an inflammatory tweet!

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She was just takin' a lil jab at him.

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She sounded serious as a heart attack.

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Nah, it was just a little friendly needling.

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Lol. Are you just poking my ribs?

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Rather four + Paxlovid

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The Paxlovid just ensures that the lovin feelin will continue. Bless him.

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Winner!

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😂

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Loved De Santis’ comment:: chuck the little (evil my addition) elf across the Patomac

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De Santis was way off base.

The elfen quack should be chucked *into* the Potomac.

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Trial by ordeal? Seems enticing . . . https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trial_by_ordeal

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As long as it is not by cold water.

His thick layer of slime would rig the trial.

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Just a darn minute -- there are innocent snakehead fish and sea nettles in there!

It's a bit farther to go, but I suggest we yeet St. Anthony into the Jones Falls River north of downtown Baltimore and let him take a spin or two through Mr. Trash Wheel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r2BobbVF8k

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An excellent proposal.

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”Hey baby. Is your name Pfizer? Because you're making my heart stop.”

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I thought she was being sarcastic, you know with all the cases of myocarditis and pericarditis.... that the "scientists/doctors" would call "mild". There is no mild when dealing with heart damage, the heart can't repair itself like that.

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she is mr adam.

hence the "subtle humor"

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Thank God, it's so tough to tell these days with Jones Cult.... they drank the Kool-Aid hardcore. And I don't have a Twitter account. Love the work, thanks for all that you do.

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I was fooled because I have seen sillier things said.

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Poe's Law is rampant these days.

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Adam, I wasn't sure either, so I clicked into her twitter feed to get a close up view. That's when I saw gatito bueno's skilled presentation of the best of irony and satire. Sometimes, we commoners (uh...me) have to dig a little deeper to get the more subtle jokes. LOL. Good on you for sticking the dismount (your point). :)

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Dateline: Sept. 23, 2020 (i.e., *BEFORE* the vaccine was available):

NYTimes: "Oh my God, covid causes myocarditis. All the kiddies are gonna die from this severe disease unless we develop a vaxx soon."

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/23/magazine/covid-myocarditis-heart-disease.html

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I'd like a little piece of himself in every garbage disposal unit in the country.

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That tweet was spiked with sarcasm.

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Was it? I certainly hope so. I could not tell for sure. I would have to read other tweets by that person, to see on which side of the fence she stands.

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She is amazing. Trust me she is very much in camp ‘Fauci is a mendacious, corrupt communist garden gnome’’

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That was sarcasm overdose.....I'm choking

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so is yours. you guys are fuuuunnnny!

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Yes!!! 😂

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Fauci's elfen name is Uncle Pfester.

https://doyouremember.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/TCDADFA_EC022-scaled.jpg

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With apologies to Uncle Fester.

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Thanks for the laugh

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I detest this Little Communist Garden Gnome!

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We are feeling very SADS about it

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She's right you know. Dr. Fallacy now resides with Pfister in the hearts of millions, split among the dead the clot shot killed and those in waiting.

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Awww she’s being modest, it must be more like BILLIONS of hearts ❤️‍🩹🫠

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I’d love to scatter millions of little bits of tony across the sidewalk, but there are laws against littering and such.

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SAVAGE

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It's truly shocking that he's being allowed to walk away, presumably without fear of prosecution.

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Or being ushered up the red carpet to a bigger, better position at a worldwide organization

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I fully expect him to be awarded the congressional Medal of Honor from the emperor who has no clothes.

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I’m not so sure .....the knives are starting to come out.

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He was instructive, I'll give him that much.

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