we’re doing a journalism project for unit 3 of media studies in kittengarten and i think i got a major scoop on an evolving story!
you guys probably saw this:
well, speaking on the condition of anonymity, my sources tell me that the democratic national committee will not be in the running to buy CNN.
“we’ve already owned that thing for years and it doesn’t work worth a damn!” said a DNC insider. “it’s time to let anderson cooper be someone else’s problem.”
The second-best result of election night was the people sending the mainstream media packing. Just think of the millions of manhours that were dedicated to keeping Trump out of the White House.....and they failed miserably.
So
Much
WINNING!!!!