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clown rating: 🤡🤡🤡

expert rating: 🐀

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This is one of my all time favorite tweets of the 2020. How anyone could see someone write that and not immediately write them off as a clown is beyond me.

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Be careful one mouse is already 12.5% quakcine approval.

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👏🏻

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"Fecal transmission" and "airborne" are two words which do not belong in the same sentence. Where exactly has your face been?

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Searching for his missing gerbil, apparently.

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One only hopes it was declawed.

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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Thank-you, BradK! That's the best laugh I've had in weeks!

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😁🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thanks for the guffaw.

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But those aren't guffaw emojis.

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Gosh. Is there one for that? Ok. LMAO. 😁

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this reality isnt working for me and i'd like a refund please

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No problem! Please drop an email to blackhole@simulationcommand.com and we'll get back to you.............possibly.

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Oh Lord, SimCom, don't do that! You have no idea how much I want to press that fake link. 😒

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Reminds me of a Ren & Stimpy short, where Stimpy is in a room with nothing but a red button in the middle that says "History Eraser Button." Unlike you Bandit, Stimpy could not refuse to push the button. 🤷‍♂️

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I'm good, so far.....😉😊😋

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You and me both, Ray, you and me both.

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I eagerly await our federally regulated Tier 4F Scatological Emission Systems that require everyone to carry Fecal Exhaust Fluid in a personal colostomy bag.

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DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!

😉😋

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I almost snorted my drink through my nose!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Takes “ Keep your s—t together” to a whole new level.

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lol

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Diagnosis: Contracted Covid after his neighbor ate bean burritos, visited his home and was not properly N95 underweared...

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Feral Eric-Ding needs to start taking laxatives. He is always full of sh*t.

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Put a cork in it!!! Problem solved!!

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At this point he’s putting more than a cork in it.

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That name. LOL That's a parody account, right? Right??

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He is fo real.

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There's a name for that: Poe's Law.

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These people are "broken" like riddin' donkey's on the wheel at a po-dunk county fair.

If only we'd developed scratch and sniff c19 testing underwear for these people.

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Please don't give them any ideas.

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I used to be in the auto repair business, I'll bet you I could retro fit a catalytic converter to his ass, but you would still get that

sulfer smell.

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So, trying to understand if these “masks” are protecting him or others. I get confused easily.

I now feel completely justified for saying, “where should I put my mask to protect me?”

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That Feigl-Ding guy is a real ding-dong.

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“I fart in your general direction “

Name the movie…….😆

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Monty Python. Something to do with the Holy Grail I think

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& here's that iconic scene in all it;s 2 min. glory... Monty Python and the Holy Grail - The Insulting Frenchman

hamnoj

youtube.com/watch?v=QSo0duY7-9s

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Yes, One of the defining moments in western art

We in Canada are very aware of insulting Frenchmen

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Ding should do a dime in Rykers; we need to criminalize sheer idiocy. He should also be given a barking collar.

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Shock collar! What an idea. Greta. AOC. Justin.

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Obiden (ALL of them.)

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Ding is worried about Covid next to his Ding a Ling.

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As my girlfriend would always say “That’s an exit only area” ,sorry about that someone had to say it.

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I know a few girls who would disagree...

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That’s true

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