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Feigl-Ding is mistaken; a lot more people have been innoculated against Public Health Experts than in early 2020.

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From what I've read, if you don't attend parties where promiscuous men Ding each other in the Feigl, you have pretty good immunity.

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As Berenson says, Never Go Full Ding.

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Can we have an exorcism to get Fingle-Dingle back into whatever hole he crawled out of?

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And "most of us" don't attend gay raves, nor frequent glory holes. Right? Am I the only one?

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Sadly, I baited Dingaling one time to many and he blocked me. 😂😂😂

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May 24, 2022Liked by el gato malo

Herr Gato Malo, it might entertain you to learn that the Swedish Psychological Defence Agency recently released a video warning us swedes for malignant creativity, especially in the form of cat memes.

The video is just 13 seconds long, and shows a still of a cartoon cat face on a smartphine screen, then it screeches and segues into the agency's logo and a web-address to their page "bliintelurad.se":

[https://www.bliintelurad.se/en/]

Stop the Planet, I want to get off!

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This guy is a terroist and needs to be dealt with.

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hes a ding-bat

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Ohhhhh, FEARGASM!

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Fingle Dingle-Ling is afraid of monkeypox. Insert joke here.

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I could handle living in, say, MAD Magazine World. But not Michael Crichton simulation, no thankee!

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Everyone needs a mentor, even a homicidal clown. A PhD from Homicidal Clown College?

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Good grief...TMZ? I guess if you're a publicity addict like My DingALing you don't actually care that you're an exclusive on "a fusion of celebrity news blog and embarrassing video archive" whose niche is "show[ing] all the borderline pornographic clips that Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood can't." (Not my opinion -- these are straight quotes from Wikipedia.)

I'm afraid he's getting out ahead of the crowd on this one. Even the AP can't hide the fact that this is spreading through sexual contact.

https://apnews.com/article/monkeypox-explained-health-72a9efaaf5b55ace396398b839847505

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the dinger has gone very grey over the past year - pushing fear must be very stressful work.

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Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Best post EVER! Can someone on Twitter please post this to fingle ding? Pretty please? His 15 minutes ran out two years ago.

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