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Feigl-Ding is mistaken; a lot more people have been innoculated against Public Health Experts than in early 2020.

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You, sir, win the Internet today.

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The immunity should be VERY durable!

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You've got that right. Fool us once shame on you, fool us twice - shame on us................

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Bingo…

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Well said, it’s a kiss of death to any information that is supported by any public un-health official or fony fauci.

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From what I've read, if you don't attend parties where promiscuous men Ding each other in the Feigl, you have pretty good immunity.

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Sorry Teresa...Tommy just took the crown away from Wesley Hoyle. LOL

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They can have a Ding-off.

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But is a Ding Dong okay?

Asking for a fiend.

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But, don't those men have to be 'Erict'?

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Haven’t laughed like this in a long long time!!!

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EXCELLENT!!

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Or anally approach a women.

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As Berenson says, Never Go Full Ding.

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Remember this - I think it has to do with masturbation....

[Verse 1]

When I was a little bitty boy

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hangin' on a string

She told me it was my ding a ling ling

[Chorus]

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling

[Verse 2]

When mamma took me to Sunday School

They tried to teach me the golden rule

Every time the choir would sing

I'd sit there and play with my ding a ling

[Chorus]

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I wanna play with my ding a ling

[Verse 3]

When Pa started me to Grammar School

I found a place in the vestibule

And every time the bell would ring

They'd catch me playin' with my ding a ling

[Chorus]

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

[Verse 4]

Once I was climbing the garden wall

Oh and I had an awful fall

I fell so hard I heard bells ring

But I never let go of my ding a ling

[Chorus]

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

[Verse 5]

I remember the girl next door

We used to play house on the kitchen floor

She'd be the queen, I'd be the king

Together we'd play with my ding a ling a ling

[Chorus]

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

[Verse 6]

This here song, it is so sad

To those of you who never had

Silver bells hanging on a string

So you could play with your own ding a ling

[Chorus]

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

All come on now, everybody sing

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling (One more time)

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Can we have an exorcism to get Fingle-Dingle back into whatever hole he crawled out of?

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That would be Harvard, apparently, so yeah. He’s now claiming to be not only an epidemiologist but a health economist. He somehow became these things by being a nutritionist.

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I want that career path

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Funny I was thinking feeling ding.

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And "most of us" don't attend gay raves, nor frequent glory holes. Right? Am I the only one?

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Well, those of us who don't edit National Review magazine.

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🤭😆

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Sadly, I baited Dingaling one time to many and he blocked me. 😂😂😂

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Good for you! He’s a coward. Maybe we all should chime in.

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Herr Gato Malo, it might entertain you to learn that the Swedish Psychological Defence Agency recently released a video warning us swedes for malignant creativity, especially in the form of cat memes.

The video is just 13 seconds long, and shows a still of a cartoon cat face on a smartphine screen, then it screeches and segues into the agency's logo and a web-address to their page "bliintelurad.se":

[https://www.bliintelurad.se/en/]

Stop the Planet, I want to get off!

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why is it they always blame the cats?

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Malignant Inferiority Complex.

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because they know cats can outwit them anytime, anywhere and their intelligence is superior...that's why!

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They thrive in “Logans Run”.

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Because heaping blame on a cat is just water off the goose's back?

And because the people hired by the state to run this newly-minted agency are so square and out of it, not to mention humourless apparatchiks and politruks that they make "Yankthewitch" look good in comparison.

Even I am more "with it" regarding memes and internet lingo, and I no longer have my herd of students to keep me up to date.

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The cat usually is the culprit in my house. He has a mean streak.

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loved the shadow. :D

actually, it looks a bit like that Jankowitz chic, i suppose they got the inspiration from there.....

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Imaging a "democracy" which fears and bans all the discourse? Actually, there are many useful tips on how to notice psych manipulations by the totalitarian regime.

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This guy is a terroist and needs to be dealt with.

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Call the ministry of truth! Quick

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hes a ding-bat

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Ohhhhh, FEARGASM!

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Can you get money pox for a feargasm?

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We'll know in about 24 hours.

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Fingle Dingle-Ling is afraid of monkeypox. Insert joke here.

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I could handle living in, say, MAD Magazine World. But not Michael Crichton simulation, no thankee!

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I think “they” lifted his ideas

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But badly. Very, very badly. And he wasn't great to begin with.

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I was thinking a mix of Maze Runner and Hunger Games.

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Hunger Games for sure! But isn't there a theory out there that 9/11 was a direct lift? I have only ever read a couple of his books. Maybe it was Tom Clancy. I have input overload. I can't keep it all straight anymore.

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Suggestions for next year's DLC can be sent to blackhole@simulation.net. Thanks for playing!

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Can you translate this into the Common Speech?

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I work hard on the simulation but don't read suggestions about improvement. :p

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Smacking my head in hopes of shaking loose a bit more reading comprehension...("class, what is a black hole...").

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Yeah, scary mind

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Everyone needs a mentor, even a homicidal clown. A PhD from Homicidal Clown College?

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I think it's called Harvard.

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I guess I teed that up for you ....

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Six of one . . .

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"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton in that way!" -Cecil, "The Simpsons"

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Good grief...TMZ? I guess if you're a publicity addict like My DingALing you don't actually care that you're an exclusive on "a fusion of celebrity news blog and embarrassing video archive" whose niche is "show[ing] all the borderline pornographic clips that Entertainment Tonight and Access Hollywood can't." (Not my opinion -- these are straight quotes from Wikipedia.)

I'm afraid he's getting out ahead of the crowd on this one. Even the AP can't hide the fact that this is spreading through sexual contact.

https://apnews.com/article/monkeypox-explained-health-72a9efaaf5b55ace396398b839847505

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the dinger has gone very grey over the past year - pushing fear must be very stressful work.

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Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Best post EVER! Can someone on Twitter please post this to fingle ding? Pretty please? His 15 minutes ran out two years ago.

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It is TMZ though, so maybe even they are making fun of him.

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