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They're thinking that they're gonna need a lot more "police" to round up all the wrongthinkers.

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FDA cares so much about your health, they're willing to kill you to protect you.

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May 3, 2023ยทedited May 3, 2023

seriously? the govt is armed and ready

and it is NOT to defend us

as even a kitten knows

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I was today days old when I learned the FDA had an armed police force - geezuz

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The FDA Cops can have my Bacon when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

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Wait, I thought the FBI was the "Federal" police force, charged with enforcing federal laws?

Oh, neverminded, they are too busy helping Ukraine stamp out "disinformation" on Facebook and raiding President Trump's house.

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Now do the IRS.

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โ€œI say dear Washington, I fear a standing army. Our revolution would have been in vain.โ€

โ€œNo worries, Jefferson. Weโ€™ll just call them โ€˜policeโ€™.โ€

*church bells ring in distance, eagle cries.

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*not evaluated by the FDA

how much fake money is the government spending us into further debt to fund this foolishness?

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I don't like your insinuation that teachers don't do their part. They are the most critical group of all: the victim vanguard.

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This does NOT help me trust the FDA

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Required reading: Gulag Archipelago ...?!

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Can anyone tell me what they have been doing for the past two years? Because they certainly have not been investigating fraudulent claims about certain FDA authorized and approved products.

"As FDAโ€™s criminal law enforcement arm, OCI protects the American public by conducting criminal investigations of illegal activities involving FDA-regulated products, arresting those responsible, and bringing them before the Department of Justice for prosecution.

They have the authority to obtain and execute arrest and search warrants, carry firearms, and gather evidence to enforce U.S. criminal law.

And, while serving as OCI special agents, they receive continuing advanced instruction in FDA food and drug law, interviewing techniques, financial crimes, computer forensics, asset forfeiture, legal education, and Internet investigations."

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Hey, it's armed insurrection against the constitution as the government declares full out war on its citizens to whom they are supposed to serve. Your government hates you and wants you gone.

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Iโ€™ll be certifiably freaked out when they start arming local animal control units like this.

Anyone see where NYC was going to start using robot dogs in its police force? ๐Ÿค– ๐Ÿถ

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But weapons in the hands of the public? those are dangerous!

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