this was fact checked by both reuters and AP, so you know it’s true!
i guess he should have listened to that soothsayer, but jeez, those guys can be kind of delphic…
It was a mostly peaceful stabbing
"The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled and the pubic debt should be reduced. The arrogance of public officialdom should be tempered and controlled. And the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest we become bankrupt."
~ Cicero, 63 BC
Et tu, Reuters?
Ahh, I love the writings of Homer.
He was jabbed, but it was the control group that killed him.
So young. Covid takes yet another great person from us. I ask you, when will it end??
The question is: was he jabbed right before he died?
Senate reported that the late but great Caesar was Fully Vaccinated so it could have been much worse. Caesar's last words were to his loyal friend Brutus as he inquired if "he too" was vaccinated. Right wing news sources falsely stated Caesar died directly from "Jabs" but Senate attending physician Fauci declared death was from natural causes specifically a bat bite.
Easy day for bad cattitude. Come up with a (an?) historical event and let the commenters loose. Some funny stuff here.
World's worst toga party.
“I came, I saw, and… uh… what was the rest?…uh… Not a joke! Come on man!”-Julius or Joe, not sure which one said this.
You mean he didn’t stab himself?!
We've reached the doublethink phase predicted by #Orwell, where most of the population is conscious of double standards but ignores them effortlessly. https://www.zerohedge.com/political/taibbi-orwell-was-right
Oooh! Yeah… he had corona on his head! Didn’t have a chance.
Thus Brutus delivered the final Booster Stab. Et tu, BioNTech?
If only he'd been vaccinated.
...reportedly he was jabbed 23 times! Guess he was just written up as an "all-cause mortality".
A geek bearing gifts!
Love me some Latin humor! Took five years.
Imagine how much worse it would have been if he wasn’t thrice jabbed?!
I'll bet Joe has a story about when he was in the Senate then. 'Gaius Pop was a bad dude . . .'
Caesar has a Paul Newman vibe going.
The comments here have me laughing out loud. Thank you, I needed that. The Eyes of Marge is now my favorite day of the year.
Damn. There are some great comments coming forth. We all know cowards die many times before their death... especially the jabbed ones.
Apparently Brutus told Julius that he "Wanted to bury the hatchet", and so he did, in poor Julius' head by all accounts. And the police force at the time was fully funded too!
They didn't get the mass on the correct side of the poking. It was supposed to be the other way around
Perhaps they heard of accupuncture and tried it out. Or they invented mass vaccination there and then. The trial was only partial successful.
Wins the week fer shure. (And they'd write it exactly that way fer damned shure.)
As the Beatles (almost) said in the 1960s, "Gato get you into my life!" 😼Keep up the good work but the humor helps. As Monty Python said "You see, it's all a show, keep them laughing as you go/Just remember the last laugh is on you."*
*From "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life." Art Garfunkel did a version of the song!!! According to azlyrics.com, his version says "Life's a counterfeit and when you look at it"; I seem to recall Python's version having slightly saltier lyrics there. 💩
Proof positive in politics that you should always vote for the Evil Of Two Lessers.
This is amazing!
And the comments! Just love them...
... reminds me of this old band again, unexpected result of a fun post ^^
Not to be confused with the Eyes Of Laura Mars.
Is that the one from which they now say 'no more comments' on his death? Always a sure sign what the cause is. I don;t know how come they don't realize that.
Thanks for a great laugh, aided by the comments!
Bad Cat, would like to see your views on why you think cases are rising in the UK and France.
"It's a real knife fight out there!" -Tim Dillon