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It was a mostly peaceful stabbing

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You mean jabbing

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But it would have been so much worse if he hadn't been jabbed.

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Mostly is the key word.

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Et tu, Ma'Khia Bryant?

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"The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled and the pubic debt should be reduced. The arrogance of public officialdom should be tempered and controlled. And the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest we become bankrupt."

~ Cicero, 63 BC

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mRNA - Make Rome New Again

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You made my morning with that!

And I just saw this above "...the pubic debt..." Oh, the pictures! The horror!

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Yes. With the ultimate horror being "pubic policy".

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"Biden and Harris, sittin' in a tree..."

No. Not gonna go there. Gonna go clean the chicken coop, at least that sh*t's good for the crops.

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It is spiritual bankruptcy that leads to all others. Read the New Testament.

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Clearly a conservative wing nut!

Cicero for president.

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And clearly you haven't read it. Blessings to you and yours.

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😂😹🤣

Et tu, Reuters?

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Ahh, I love the writings of Homer.

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he does sort of ramble on though, mr emperor.

they should have called it the iliada-yadda...

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He does go on and on (we'll let him off, it is Pi day), it's his Achilles' heel.

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That's irrational.

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With the sequel the odiousy-odyssey...

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He was jabbed, but it was the control group that killed him.

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No, they moved him to the control group after he developed Guillaume Barre syndrome because they didn't want to contaminate the vaccine group with adverse events.

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He died within 14 days after jab, so he was clearly unjabbed.

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Aha the 14 days in which almost all deaths appear.... thanks for the update, I suspected as much

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only 9 pages

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The question is: was he jabbed right before he died?

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Well, that would make him double-jabbed...

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Double-jabbed now means un-jabbed. Do keep up.

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Hanging my penitent head...

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Double-plus-unjabbed, right? (taking eraser to paper)

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Senate reported that the late but great Caesar was Fully Vaccinated so it could have been much worse. Caesar's last words were to his loyal friend Brutus as he inquired if "he too" was vaccinated. Right wing news sources falsely stated Caesar died directly from "Jabs" but Senate attending physician Fauci declared death was from natural causes specifically a bat bite.

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Easy day for bad cattitude. Come up with a (an?) historical event and let the commenters loose. Some funny stuff here.

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This is a twisted lot.

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Some lots are saline, some lots are graphene - which might kill a person quickly - often BEFORE they get covid. Vax works like a charm. No Covid for you!

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There’s lots of variation, as it were.

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I prefer the term "intellectual diversity" :-)

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Diversity is our downfall! Or is it divide and conquer?

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Nah. Real diversity is good. Real diversity is not divisive. But like terms like "tolerance" (or "liberal") politicians have hijacked the term and changed the meaning. They're now working on redefining "inclusive" to mean excluding that which is deemed unapproved by The Party.

Diversity of thought is the key to understanding and learning from each other ;-).

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Don’t spoonerize “twisted lot”

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I've always preferred the unlisted variety myself.

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Discretion is the better part of valor.

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Is that for Gordo? Or some knot.

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World's worst toga party.

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“I came, I saw, and… uh… what was the rest?…uh… Not a joke! Come on man!”-Julius or Joe, not sure which one said this.

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"We came, we saw, he died."

It was Obama's pet harpy after they revived the slave trade in Libya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y

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Don't forget the "Cackle Cackle Cackle"!

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From the Cankle, Cankle, Cankle.

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You mean he didn’t stab himself?!

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Like Muhammar Kaddafi?

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Great meme!

We've reached the doublethink phase predicted by #Orwell, where most of the population is conscious of double standards but ignores them effortlessly.   https://www.zerohedge.com/political/taibbi-orwell-was-right

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Oooh! Yeah… he had corona on his head! Didn’t have a chance.

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Thus Brutus delivered the final Booster Stab. Et tu, BioNTech?

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And it worked...Caesar never got the flu again!

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If only he'd been vaccinated.

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...reportedly he was jabbed 23 times! Guess he was just written up as an "all-cause mortality".

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A geek bearing gifts!

Love me some Latin humor! Took five years.

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My kiddies took Latin in HS to compensate for my academic failings and their "classics torture" gave me a few gems. Painted on a sign as a gift "cave matrem" still hangs in my kitchen. This poem cited as "evidence" the oldest suffers most by learning the hard way! O Sybilli, si ergo Fortibus es in ero O Nobili, demis trux. Si vatsinum, causan dux *smirk*

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Imagine how much worse it would have been if he wasn’t thrice jabbed?!

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unknown cause...

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Nawwww.... Covid.

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Romicon.

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Rubicon.

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I'll bet Joe has a story about when he was in the Senate then. 'Gaius Pop was a bad dude . . .'

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Caesar has a Paul Newman vibe going.

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I'm glad you're a-dressing this.

... ...I'll see myself out.

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The comments here have me laughing out loud. Thank you, I needed that. The Eyes of Marge is now my favorite day of the year.

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Damn. There are some great comments coming forth. We all know cowards die many times before their death... especially the jabbed ones.

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Apparently Brutus told Julius that he "Wanted to bury the hatchet", and so he did, in poor Julius' head by all accounts. And the police force at the time was fully funded too!

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And worst of all, Brutus put his feet up on Julius' desk!

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They didn't get the mass on the correct side of the poking. It was supposed to be the other way around

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Perhaps they heard of accupuncture and tried it out. Or they invented mass vaccination there and then. The trial was only partial successful.

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Wins the week fer shure. (And they'd write it exactly that way fer damned shure.)

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As the Beatles (almost) said in the 1960s, "Gato get you into my life!" 😼Keep up the good work but the humor helps. As Monty Python said "You see, it's all a show, keep them laughing as you go/Just remember the last laugh is on you."*

*From "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life." Art Garfunkel did a version of the song!!! According to azlyrics.com, his version says "Life's a counterfeit and when you look at it"; I seem to recall Python's version having slightly saltier lyrics there. 💩

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Proof positive in politics that you should always vote for the Evil Of Two Lessers.

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This is amazing!

And the comments! Just love them...

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... reminds me of this old band again, unexpected result of a fun post ^^

youtube.com/watch?v=Hj-eRjEMVwk

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Not to be confused with the Eyes Of Laura Mars.

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Is that the one from which they now say 'no more comments' on his death? Always a sure sign what the cause is. I don;t know how come they don't realize that.

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Thanks for a great laugh, aided by the comments!

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Bad Cat, would like to see your views on why you think cases are rising in the UK and France.

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"It's a real knife fight out there!" -Tim Dillon

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