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Bring it. I've got 5 burners, locked and loaded.

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6 burners here

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Beautiful.

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😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I don’t even have a gas stove, and I’m annoyed at the governmental overreach. They really want to control everything.

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Rule by unelected federal bureaucrats...

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The Swamp.

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The WEF states as fact that government needs to play a much larger role in society... along with corporations of course. Total corruption is their model for a functioning society. The rest of us must simply ‘ trust’ that it is all for our own good.

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The WEF can GTH.

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Our new role as citizens--to trust and believe.... that is what is required in the new stakeholder capitalist sustainable development public private partnership data mining and exploitation model of global governance.

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I’m so old, I remember when not trusting the government was a thing. How naive of me.

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"stakeholder"

There is no word more evil than this.

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Unless you're a fearless vampire-hunter.

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🤔

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what about "regulatory?" certainly in the same heavyweight class, if there were a competition ...

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Yeah, that is pretty evil, too. Splitters!

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There sure is . I have two. How about “steak eater “ ?

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Eating steak is evil?

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Only to green army members . I strongly endorse it. Cooked on my gas grill .

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It's not really like they want control at this point in time. They just want to pluck away things you worked hard to get established into your daily routine until you are denuded and powerless. One by one. Relentlessly. Then the control part will really kick in.

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It's also bad policy, but what else is new.

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Not even an option where I am.

The good news is that my coal stove for heat also allows me to cook upon it. Win/win for the planet destroying team!

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But how are you going to get the coal .? They plan to stop supplying/ outlaw the sale of fossil fuels . It' s going to happen quicker than we think possible .

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I fully agree with that!

I suspect they'll try pricing it out of reach first. Without giving too much away, there are numerous holes in the ground close by that are literally filled with it. Far more supply than demand, especially if they succeed in keeping it from being used in power plants.

Extralegal methods may be required, and it'd be dirty work. But better than starving or freezing. The added bonus is the same stove can burn wood. And no shortage of that on/near my property either.

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Wonderful , my grandparents place in Ky had wood and coal stove plus the best clear spring cold well water . Pump it into a bucket and bring it inside. I long for those times, great memories. Grandma died 1973 , age 93 . Wish that home still existed. Someone mined her land for coal .

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Yes, but they want our gas grill s and camping stoves too / soon . they are cracked crazy

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I'd like to understand their pathological need for such total control....of virtually everything.

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Google Harari, hacking humans, Israel. Translated he's saying talmudists waited thousands of years for this technology.

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This is worrisome on several fronts, including the civilizational loss of technology associated with gas stoves over time… It also somehow reminds me of Mao forcing people to melt down their pots and pans and eat in the communal cafeteria…

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Not to mention that you might not be able to cook anything on your electric cooktop if all the grid's pegged out and the bien pensant are charging their Teslas.

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Yes, it’s clearly intended to create a dependency on electricity. I guess they didn’t like those YouTube videos of Italians using their gas ovens with some wooden sticks…

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Dependency plus Guy at the Power Plant equals They Can Shut Off Your Electricity if you engage in Wrongthink.

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The goal is to be able to shut you off on purpose.

Conversely, if They Decide that your area is too populated, well, they can simply turn off your electric heat in the winter and watch you freeze to death. For Mother Gaia.

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Ding ding ding ding!

WINNER!

https://simulationcommander.substack.com/p/for-a-glimpse-of-the-future-look

Think back over the last, say, 20 years. Did you protest against the Iraq war? How about protesting at Occupy Wall Street? Were you a member of the Tea Party? A member of #TheResistance? Did you disagree with the government’s covid response? It’s nearly certain that everybody with a political pulse has crossed the government at one time or another. How comfortable are you with the idea that the person you’re protesting against can shut off your bank account?

Because now, it seems, those perfectly legal actions at least have the potential to come with harsh monetary consequences, as well as the ensuing chaos caused by financial ruin. And this is happening all without a single shred of oversight or due process. It’s just some asshole in an expensive suit giving a list of ‘subversives’ to another asshole in an expensive suit. The no-fly list but with the very real potential to ruin your life.

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Who can forget. “Whether it takes shutting off utilities or revoking their permits, we must do what it takes to shut these party houses down."

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Two words: Satan IS REAL.

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If so, he should oppose this.

Reason: scarcity and hardships selects for rigorous morals and a hard ethical code (like Hammurabi's or Leviticus). Abundance and creature comforts makes for hubris, gluttony, lust and the rest of the mortal sins, even the ones edited out down the centuries.

Hence, Satan as per modern christian liturgy and escatology would be the one opposing all this. Suffering on Earth creates virtuous humans, true in their faith because they have passed through the crucible of adversity.

But enabling people to trip themselves up via hubris, ah now that sets them on the path to suffering in Hell.

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Satan can be real, and this still happen. Satan's minions are not very smart. They embody man's inhumanity to man. They are irrational and easily become drunk on power.

This is one of the ways God wins and Satan loses, without God even having to lift a figurative finger.

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Never looked at it like that - thanks for the perspective

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*thumb finger finger... thumb finger finger... puzzled look*

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Dependency plus scarcity equals profit.

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When I first heard this I thought if I am dependent on electricity you cut off my power if I object to anything. How stupid do they think we are?

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They can also control travel and movement if they force everyone into electric cars. Our really stupid California governor Newsom recently backed outlawing the selling of gas cars by 2030. So theoretically if you buy a car in 2030, only electric cars will be available to buy. (Not sure what he thinks will happen to the millions of gas cars and trucks on the road right now). But not long after he made this declaration, we had an electric energy crunch and he told people they couldn't charge their electric cars for awhile. I can say with 100% certainty our California electric grid got into sorry shape after they supplemented it with wind and solar energy, both of which are unreliable, and is totally unable to handle a state full of electric cars that need to be constantly charged. Are these people so undeniably low intelligence that they can't figure this out? It will never happen.

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Yup. No natural gas, no electricity,... We will all have to learn to cook on a Rocket Stove out back.

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Is this the first entry in this year’s “thing” list?

I do wonder whether these announcements are made just to keep their opponents on a perpetual boil, but incapable of doing anything because the target keeps changing.

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It is not necessarily a brilliant strategy to condition your opposition to eventually resist everything you do on principle and to lose a few supporters with each new announcement.

You'll end up one day with a very tiny, extremely galvanized base and a vast band of foes that have bonded over rebelling against you.

So goes tyranny.

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"You'll end up one day with a very tiny, extremely galvanized base and a vast band of foes that have bonded over rebelling against you."

But if that tiny, extremely galvanized base are the ones holding the whips, the bonded foes are much less likely to rebel.

This is why they keep brandishing the whip.

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The cycle of history! Twas ever thus - for thousands of years.

But hell for those who have to live through it.

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Relaxing just gives them permission to go harder.

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That's what she said.

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Zaktly. We rearrange the deck chairs. They'll handle the rest.

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This is too far. I’ll protect my gas stove to my dying breath.

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From my cold dead hands.

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😂🤣😅

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So they are consumed by and worried about the adverse side effects of gas cooking stoves, but not the COVID-19 jabs. Anyone else see the absurdity in that? Just wow....little hope for mankind at this point.

Electrification is the name of the game they are playing they need to build a grid strong enough to run the digital prison.

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Except they’re degrading the grid and the electrical supply at the same time. They worry about side effects from cooking stoves? Just wait until we’re back to cooking over open wood fires because we have no other option.

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"wait until we’re back to cooking over open wood fires" What makes you think we will have anything to cook? At the rate we're going ...

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Well yes, for now....rocky road ahead. They’ll need to first reduce the consumer demand on the grid....elimination of the demand (I often wonder when and what form the next crisis will take--I expect it will not happen until they are ready to close the deal) so they’ll have what they need for technology.

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I think the jabs are very slowly reducing consumer demand on the grid.

Remember-- there are those that believe that that we are headed towards hyperinflation, and the best way to fight that is to reduce the population.

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Electrification is the name of the kill switch game . Not up to date on your human GMO vaxxes? Ha, ha, ha. No food for you. Your electric car will take straight to the human cattle vet.

Why do we put up with these farmers?

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Or: aerosolised "vaccine" administered via the car's AC. No smell, no colour, no warning.

Just like carbon monoxide...

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windmills and solar panels

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Absurdity rules the day.

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Does this mean gas BBQ’s will have to be charcoal and then we have the issue of pollution from the charcoal. Yes by all means let’s get rid of all gas cookers and the. When we all have electric ones, the state can shut down the electricity and no one will be cooking anything. Sounds great doesn’t it. If our incompetent representatives in congress and parliament are this thick….which is likely, well you know the rest.

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At this time, they claim their motivation is that this is a concern indoors due to improper ventilation.

So, of course they'll be coming for your outdoor Weber Grill on your deck. I mean, do you grill meat on it? Then you're a horrible person and should expect a visit from the Gas Cops.

Those Gas Cops play hardball.

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Gruesome Newsom. Another WEF puppet like the clowns we have running Canada. As a libertarian this is my worst nightmare being micromanaged by moronic bureaucrats.

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But stripping down a vacant row home down the street and burning the "reclaimed" lumber in your kitchen will still be permitted.

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San Diego's ban is supposed to demand that gas fixtures be removed from most existing buildings too by 2035 https://greenleapforward.substack.com/p/nattylighting

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80's sitcom reference FTW!

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Exactly, it’s not about gas or even the environment, it’s about creating dependency for eventual centralized control.

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No more BBQs! No more good times! You'll own nothing, you won't be happy! Big bro will ease your despair with drug handouts and govt sponsored euthanasia.

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Outlawing gas stoves is a ridiculous crime. Outlawing gas barbecues is a favor to the tastebuds of all humanity. If you aren't going to burn some wood stay in the house. :;

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If they outlaw gas stoves, it won't take long before there isn't any wood left to burn.

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Step 1: eliminate gas stoves. Step 2: crash electric grid. Step 3: mass starvation!

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Malthus and Ehrlich smile

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Step 4: remind people that MAID means more Soylent green for whoever is left!

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"Soylent Green is people!"

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Puts another twist on "for the people, by the people", don't it?

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Also when the electric grid crashes, if everyone is forced to have an electric vehicle they won't be able to go anywhere. By design.

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do bugs even need to be cooked?

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Wtf? Who voted for that?

Gosh - in South Africa we get power cut three times a day, how do I feed kids without a gas stove? Make a wood fire in my lounge?

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>> wood fire

Now illegal in Germany. And they made sure to take care of that BEFORE taking the stoves away.

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Brilliant!

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power cut three times a day? daily?

Good God, that is horrific

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Better get used to the idea if you are in Europe or North America, as that's the general idea.

Because otherwise something-something-something.

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I'm in central Ohio. In early November, we went out to look for a wood stove to supplement the heat in our house.

They were sold out of everything but three floor models. In early November. Won't have replacements for some until the spring.

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It's the same here, more or less.

I've a friend who's mason (or is bricklayer the correct translation? Anyway, he can build chimneys or brick walls and the like.) and he says they have backlogs like never before. 3-4 months just to get the actual stove delivered is normal.

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Here in Paradise, "wood burning appliances" have long since been declared illegal in many urban jurisdictions. The manufacture, and installation, of those evil devices is being severely constrained throughout the country. Regulatory compliance has become one of the most significant cost components of wood stoves.

In the rural area in which I am fortunate enough to reside, MOST people heat with wood during our minus thirty to forty degree winters. The wood - our fuel, - we cut within a very short distance of our homes. At the cost of a few litres of fuel, and a few hours of our time every fall. In spite of several universally ignored government initiatives over the last few decades to make "firewood harvesting" illegal.

The next step is probably bans on chainsaws and pickup trucks!

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They tried that here a couple of years ago.

Then someone from the police as well as from industry and inside the Socialist party pointed out the cost of enforcing that.

They haven't given up though, they're trying to sneak it through the EU instead.

Further north, some local greens were told "between the wall and the bowl" (pre-christian idiom, doesn't translate well, means "in strictest privacy, yet still in public") that they should refrain from picking mushrooms and berries during the Fall.

Stray bullets from hunters, see. That's where more and more otherwise normal people are now. Ready to kill if provoked further.

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I honestly wonder what is the spark that will start the cascade of life changing events.

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In California they don't want you to use much electricity from 4 to 9 pm. If you use it in this period, the rate is much higher and you pay for it. That time period includes when people usually cook dinner.

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In Cuba, they're down to 3-4 hours of electricity a day on most of the island. The gangsters keep things better in Havana to limit the mass protests, but even there the people have daily blackouts.

Coming soon to a screen near you (assuming you can even turn it on).

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No time to feed the kids when you're resetting the clocks all day! :(

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Just another step on the road to eating bugs.

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Might be time to go long on Big Cage-free, Cricket Paste

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This ends when they come for the cats.

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As a kid we had gas heaters and they did affect my lungs. We had to get rid of them, but what happened to the US policy of mind your own?

By the way asthma is curable with diet, another thing doctors don't know!

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Four legs good, two legs bad!

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FUTURE incantation: "Six legs good, two and four legs bad"

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First they come for the gas stoves, then for the gas heating systems, then they come for automobiles.

Their intent is crystal clear- we will return to the 19th century.

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We will, but THEY won’t.

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Yes, the people pushing all this will NOT be affected in any real way.

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Yep. That's the point. Less competition for resources for them.

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Hilarious!

There isn't even enough electrical power to charge all those spiffy EVs AND convection/hot-coil stove tops.

I want a nukuler stove top.

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Purrrrzactly!

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I am going to buy 10 electric space heaters and turn off my gas to save the planet.

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Omg my brother in law told me this in all seriousness a couple months ago. I looked at him and said you really think that’s a) gonna save the planet and b) sticking it to Putin?? A couple months on he’s slowly waking up to power grid failure being an issue 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Just put up a few more windmills on the IJsselmeer, don't the Dutch know something about that?? 😉

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What does he think powers the grid?

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yeah I think he thought the windmills are enough! lol

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I leave my fridge open to combat global warming. I'm doing my part to save the polar bears from drowning!

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Haha

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I forgot. My water heater is gas. I'll have to switch that out for another $2000 hit to my pocket.

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You should probably buy a private jet and large yacht. I mean, if you're really serious about saving the planet.

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this is the only way!

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