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Just In: "World running drastically short of conspiracy theories because they have all come true."

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Just predict the opposite of what they predict, and achieve >95% accuracy.

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Predicting weather 3 to 4 months out when folks will remember is hard. Predicting 30 to 40 years out, when no one can remember, is easy.

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but...but...but... Don't you understand? The lack of storms PROVES it's Global Warming, or Global Cooling, or Climate Change, or whatever will get us more money and power!

How can you be so blind???

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The sun is so inconvenient for the climate zombies. This explains it all. https://substack.com/redirect/dc839edc-31e6-4413-a53a-e5d41ee9046b?r=tifye

You got this kitten.

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Sep 9, 2022·edited Sep 9, 2022

My “model” run on next-gen quantum computers is telling me your 8-ball will be melted to the asphalt by 2035. Everything will be on fire! Once the government funds my billion dollar AI upgrade, I’ll know for sure.

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I do like that the second article points out that this calm doesn't mean there won't be rough times ahead. Gotta put that in there.

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Someone quick - tell me a single climate prediction that has come true, pretty pleeeeeeease Just one? Never mind, I'll have to invent my own now. In Ireland we have a very solid 'climate' (weather) prediction model and it goes like this: If it's not raining, it's going to! There ye go now.

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When will these know nothings stop prognosticating?!!

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As El Gato Malo said a while back, Zero Covid and Zero Carbon are the same grift.

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When you're playing against All-Star Morons of Science you tend to have the odds in your favor.

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I once aspired to be a rich and famous prognosticator. Now I'll settle for a happy medium.

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And the weather people at NOAA are some of the best the government has to offer!

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https://williamhunterduncan.substack.com/p/pollinators

Speaking of science, hardly a word about pollinator decline, but all kinds of talk about eating insects to save the world....

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Sep 9, 2022·edited Sep 9, 2022

It's due to global warming -- er, I mean, climate change. Whatever happens with hurricanes, climate change is the reason.

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That's some spellbinding bad cattitude for global warming. Thanks kitty! 😽

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