I miss Sharknado. Are those movies non-politically correct now? The good old days of Monty Python quips and Mel Brooks movies are gone forever I guess. Darn those cry-activists and their feelings!
I remember watching Blazing Saddles for the first time with my teenage son about 12 years ago. I kept saying, "Don't say that in school. Don't say that in school." It was pretty darn funny though.
In Canada I think we are at this stage, after re-electing a former part-time drama teacher who never ran anything ever, not even even a cash register.: “What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons”
And you know, because those dinosaurs are irascible folk with no respect for tradition or boundaries, that they’ll be giving us AIDS the “hard way”, if you know what I mean.
Although a very convenient misdirection. Watch as the alarmist buffoonery escalates to the point of absurdity -- and beyond -- between now and November.
Try handing a 5 1/4" floppy disc to one of today's internet kiddies. They would take it out of the sleeve and try to play it on a turntable. Like showing them a rotary dial phone, "Where's the screen?"
What you just said is hilarious AND also true. I posted this several months ago:
I've owned a business in the energy sector for nearly twenty years. I've sat on multiple boards in the industry. My business works directly with almost all the Investor Owned Utilities in the states - as well as few countries across the pond. So I'm plugged in there...so to speak.
Here's what I've figured out during that time: It's all about controlling energy distribution and having us pay for the Globalist to convert "power" into yet more POWER for them. Climate is just the "mixer" they're using to shake the ant jar. Hence the alarmist "agitators".
The climate change charade is not about saving the planet. Rather, it's a surreptitious trojan horse to eventually control the distribution of ALL energy. That's the ultimate end game. Energy is the lifeblood of commerce, and once they have power over that, well then, they'll control your liberties and your bodily autonomy - every facet of your life.
They actually achieve two goals with this propaganda: Muddy the waters not only with c19, but also muddy the waters with climate change data. The next step could be that you pay more for energy, or have certain restrictions, when you bring life into the world. Let that sink in
Indeed. Global Warming is just one cog in the great machine of globalist central control. Biowarfare though seems like an ever larger cog. They've spent decades concocting, refining, and preaching about GW and it really only recently has begun to affect the everyday lives of the proles. Look what they did with the Panicdemic in comparison. In literally a matter of weeks they managed to shut down and virtually imprison the entire planet. Let *that* sink in. :)
And even IF there was anything to Global "Warming" because of Human activity, Westerners are not the problem. China, India, and Indonesia are the big-time polluters and generators.
Read about a team going about studying the warming thing. First, they checked out every one of the 4000+ NOAA supposedly standardized weather measuring units all over the US. 90% of them were out of calibration, and the errors were to 4 degrees+. As we know, NOAA massages the data at the end of each year and then fabricates the #s to demonstrate warming. NASA helps of course, too. The physics, chemistry and research reveal the lies, but like science and medicine research grants, there is no chance of getting funding unless conclusion has a sentence that espouses the current thing. The date presented often enough says otherwise but they must say the magic words. Whenever I see the funding is Gates Foundation, Wellcome Trust, etc. the paper proudly shamelessly makes conclusory unsupported claims at the outset, and the "data" is suspect. In spite of that, I am finding more reality examples than there has been in the literature previously.
Read the same thing about NOAA. The official temp gathering sites are also supposed to be away from pavement, which holds heat. Near several big cities they were in, or next to, parking lots. Blacktopped parking lots, no less. --- I have no problem with that data. No. Huh-uh. That data is spot on! >Sarcasm< (In case you were unsure.)
I read something awhile back about this. I wish I had bookmarked it. The piece pointed out that many of these official temperature sensors are in very questionable locations, such as a few feet from an A/C condenser which of course shoots off massive amount of hot air (especially in summer) rendering any "climate temperature" data meaningless.
Saw that, too. They don't use official NOAA temperature sensors that have to meet rigorous criteria in terms of location. They prefer to use another group's sensors that are apt to be surrounded by asphalt...
It's no accident the record temperature for the UK was at Heathrow Airport on Monday. The MSM went into almost literal meltdown, frothing at the mouth. 40.4C which is about 105 F I think. Some people were pointing out that it's regularly hotter in many countries and the records only go back to the 20th century.
Read the Robert F. Kennedy Jr. book "The Real Anthony Fauci". The banksters, politicians and bureaucrats have been working on this project for decades.
They think they can win now. I fart in their general direction.
They also spent years developing tbe biotech & brainwashing the masses re: healthcare.
I remember some 25 years ago when I turned down a job offer due to large pay cut in exchange for health insurance I didn't want. My boss was like 'but you'll DIE without health insurance. 🙄
No. I just eat mostly right, exercise in a sport, don't take drugs, don't get vaxxed, etc.
I own very little and mind my own business (which is a my household) but I figured out this:
1) people are the original and most perfect renewable energy source
2) our "data" is the currency (every digital stroke costs us and pays "them")
and this pandemic has lead me to conclude this:
1) while sleep is how we re-charge, food is the "juice" that is allows us to plug into the charge (every try to sleep well on an empty stomach?). "they" are trying to force us into a "universal plug" with the food chain supply interferences and plans for "alternative diets".
2) they are stealing our wealth by luring us to nonsense on the internet (we all do it! we all click on the bait!).
Something's got to give...they have complete and utter contempt for humanity even while they have convinced themselves they are doing all this for the sake of humanity.
The Globalist are screwed in the end. They don't quite understand, for example, that Truckers deliver their little what-nots from their favorite new trendy spot.
Wait until they have to eat generic shit. That's when they'll really start panicking.
Ahhh but you see, that's not going to affect them, they think. They're religion is Transhumanism, and they'll have been uploaded to immortal electronic supercomputer beings...and we are literally their sacrifice.
I haven't, but hopefully ill recall the name of the movie ( series?) as I'm currently inhaling a 7 book series currently.
They think digitizing consciousness will grant them immortality and God hood. I wonder...were the Sumerian god-kings , who's ages are listed in centuries...we're they digitized or? 🤔
Once upon a time, for about 15 years, I worked on the technical side of tv news. So I had to watch the newscast.
When they decided to to replace me with a gay guy, I vowed never to watch local tv news again. It was the best thing that I ever did. It's been 7 years and to this day, my husband is stunned by my level of paranoia.
Turn. Off. The. News.
If you must be informed, look at the website of your local station. That's all. DO NOT WATCH IT, it's toxic.
100 percent agree. They all have the same stories everyday. They get marching orders from above. I haven't watched ANY news program in a decade. Missed absolutely nothing.
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." - H. L. Mencken
Ummm, no. If the microbes are in the glaciers, they have been released into the world for centuries already. A glacier is a frozen, slow moving river of ice. This is why when you see the vacation videos of the glaciers in Alaska there is ice constantly falling off the end of it. The front of the glacier will melt every summer as more ice is created further back in the glacier. This means that any microbes a mile up would eventually flow down to where the melt is occurring. No doubt this has already been happening for centuries.
Clearly, a committee must be appointed to form and oversee a new agency with its own task force! I propose a budget of $10 000 000 000 for starters! Let's call it:
Glaciers Of America Tracking System Emergency, or G.O.A.T.S.E. for short.
(In serious tone: you are of course right. And these alchemists called scientists knows this perfectly well too. Grifters in lab coats.)
Sorry, I just don't have time for all of this. I've volunteered to fill sandbags at Al Gore's and Barrack Obama's oceanfront homes. They did tell me I'd have to wear a mask while helping tho.
and then there's the methane locked in deep sea deposits, the thousands of African species that are full of weird viruses, and ...oh....the bats in caves in China, and all over the world. My favorite fearporn subject, however, is any news source or government agency with 3 letters, or guys in white coats pretending to know what they are doing
And the methane stuck in the permafrost that's being released constantly with GW. And the sad thing is that there is evidence that shows that planting MORE plants actually helps with cooling the planet and sequestering the carbon. But they don't want that.
Either that, or the nuclear waste sites and other dangerous experimental facilities that the Chinese government seems to have placed in the pristine mountains of Tibet. The horror.
Who sits behind a desk somewhere making up this kind of fear-porn? What do they do when they are on break? Do they think it's funny tricking people, or are they too woke to realize they are hypnotized?
Great point Mark. Wouldn’t you love to see the outtakes? Ya know, the ideas that the bosses said are too crazy to run with? “Chief, why don’t we make up the name of a scientist and quote him as saying the Loch Ness monster has osteoporosis, a sure sign that the climate is changing.”
These people are mentally ill. They were the ones that did not leave their house for a year or more until they got the poison death jab. They are filled with fear, and want everyone else filled with fear. So they don't feel so alone.
In the past, the ones that were VERY high functioning would have been "fiction writers" or worked for the now defunct "World Weekly News." Now, awash in their mental illness, they sit around and think of bizarre scenarios and look for other mentally ill people to proclaim that these fictional scenarios are possible.
They've been staying up too late at night watching black and white horror films from the '50s. (Asking any lawyer friends: are they committing plagiarism, or just failing to pay royalties?)
It was only a matter of time before the covid and climate 'crises' merged to form an ULTRA EMERGENCY.
Hollywood under-sold it with the Sharknado franchise. Just wait until the dinosaurs come back and give us all AIDS.
I miss Sharknado. Are those movies non-politically correct now? The good old days of Monty Python quips and Mel Brooks movies are gone forever I guess. Darn those cry-activists and their feelings!
I remember watching Blazing Saddles for the first time with my teenage son about 12 years ago. I kept saying, "Don't say that in school. Don't say that in school." It was pretty darn funny though.
In Canada I think we are at this stage, after re-electing a former part-time drama teacher who never ran anything ever, not even even a cash register.: “What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know . . . morons”
Omg. You made me laugh out loud!!! 🤣😂
The sheriff’s a ni(inaudible)!
I still chuckle when he does reverse psychology on the townfolks and holds himself hostage to get the advantage.
You’ve had enough beans
Best movie ever (well, one of them....)!
Now that it’s Shark Week they’re running them again. Wait ‘til Christmas and catch a rerun of Santa Jaws, it should have won an Oscar 🤣
And you know, because those dinosaurs are irascible folk with no respect for tradition or boundaries, that they’ll be giving us AIDS the “hard way”, if you know what I mean.
I thought it would be monkeypox… 🤦🏽♀️
So did they, but we all laughed!
Well I guess they could put a mask on their pecker for it… 😇😇😇
It's like Dragon Ball Z except with more inane yelling and theatrics.
That's an Inconvenient Truth.
Although a very convenient misdirection. Watch as the alarmist buffoonery escalates to the point of absurdity -- and beyond -- between now and November.
The Left knows what is coming for them: reality.
Man, I hope so.
"One word of truth shall outweigh the whole world"
- Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
Absurdity is often used to confuse in totalitarian regimes.
Let's get the truth out!
If someone "important" spoke that word of truth, wouldn't the Earth spin out of orbit from the extra weight? 😐
No....because the earth is clearly flat!
Frisbee out of orbit?
More like Incontinent Truth at their ages.
Bwah...hahahha
Times a Brazillion
They already merged. They told us over a year ago that COVID was made way worse by CLIMATE CHANGE.
The only thing left after that is the Double Secret Ultra Emergency!
ULTRA MAGA emergency.
ManBearPig MaskJab!
i'm super cereal!
I wish Substack would allow us to post images in the comments. ManBearPig deserves visualization.
Currently, Substack is just an orgy of glitches.
Have you noticed that?
Glitches in performance or content?
Performance.
It's like we're operating on DOS with floppy disc...
Wait that's being generous...more like Dewey Decimal!
You're showing your age.
Try handing a 5 1/4" floppy disc to one of today's internet kiddies. They would take it out of the sleeve and try to play it on a turntable. Like showing them a rotary dial phone, "Where's the screen?"
Lololol! ;)~
Annoying
you made my day Brad
Thank you, but I can't take all the credit. Gatoland is a group effort, which isn't bad for herding cats.
You are long-timer to recognize ManBearPig.....wasn't that like early 2000's? My how time flies.
I member!
Free Tibet!
I feel conflicted about this now. Lol
MaskJab*
that made my day.
We Didn't Listen!
"What do you think will be the pretext for the next round of tyranny - pandemic or climate change?"
"Yes."
What you just said is hilarious AND also true. I posted this several months ago:
I've owned a business in the energy sector for nearly twenty years. I've sat on multiple boards in the industry. My business works directly with almost all the Investor Owned Utilities in the states - as well as few countries across the pond. So I'm plugged in there...so to speak.
Here's what I've figured out during that time: It's all about controlling energy distribution and having us pay for the Globalist to convert "power" into yet more POWER for them. Climate is just the "mixer" they're using to shake the ant jar. Hence the alarmist "agitators".
The climate change charade is not about saving the planet. Rather, it's a surreptitious trojan horse to eventually control the distribution of ALL energy. That's the ultimate end game. Energy is the lifeblood of commerce, and once they have power over that, well then, they'll control your liberties and your bodily autonomy - every facet of your life.
They actually achieve two goals with this propaganda: Muddy the waters not only with c19, but also muddy the waters with climate change data. The next step could be that you pay more for energy, or have certain restrictions, when you bring life into the world. Let that sink in
Indeed. Global Warming is just one cog in the great machine of globalist central control. Biowarfare though seems like an ever larger cog. They've spent decades concocting, refining, and preaching about GW and it really only recently has begun to affect the everyday lives of the proles. Look what they did with the Panicdemic in comparison. In literally a matter of weeks they managed to shut down and virtually imprison the entire planet. Let *that* sink in. :)
(edit: planet, not plant)
And even IF there was anything to Global "Warming" because of Human activity, Westerners are not the problem. China, India, and Indonesia are the big-time polluters and generators.
Read about a team going about studying the warming thing. First, they checked out every one of the 4000+ NOAA supposedly standardized weather measuring units all over the US. 90% of them were out of calibration, and the errors were to 4 degrees+. As we know, NOAA massages the data at the end of each year and then fabricates the #s to demonstrate warming. NASA helps of course, too. The physics, chemistry and research reveal the lies, but like science and medicine research grants, there is no chance of getting funding unless conclusion has a sentence that espouses the current thing. The date presented often enough says otherwise but they must say the magic words. Whenever I see the funding is Gates Foundation, Wellcome Trust, etc. the paper proudly shamelessly makes conclusory unsupported claims at the outset, and the "data" is suspect. In spite of that, I am finding more reality examples than there has been in the literature previously.
Read the same thing about NOAA. The official temp gathering sites are also supposed to be away from pavement, which holds heat. Near several big cities they were in, or next to, parking lots. Blacktopped parking lots, no less. --- I have no problem with that data. No. Huh-uh. That data is spot on! >Sarcasm< (In case you were unsure.)
I read something awhile back about this. I wish I had bookmarked it. The piece pointed out that many of these official temperature sensors are in very questionable locations, such as a few feet from an A/C condenser which of course shoots off massive amount of hot air (especially in summer) rendering any "climate temperature" data meaningless.
Garbage in, garbage out. Follow "the Science"
Saw that, too. They don't use official NOAA temperature sensors that have to meet rigorous criteria in terms of location. They prefer to use another group's sensors that are apt to be surrounded by asphalt...
GIGO. Kinda like the government.
It's no accident the record temperature for the UK was at Heathrow Airport on Monday. The MSM went into almost literal meltdown, frothing at the mouth. 40.4C which is about 105 F I think. Some people were pointing out that it's regularly hotter in many countries and the records only go back to the 20th century.
Yeah, with the exception of 2A, Americans allowed all other amendments to be rendered useless in a matter of a few months.
We're on the same page.
Two against the world -- literally.
To paraphrase a line from Die Hard, "I think we're gonna need some more guys."
Haha.
What they intend for us is: The Die Haaaarder Plan.
Yippie Kye Aye, motherf***er!
Read the Robert F. Kennedy Jr. book "The Real Anthony Fauci". The banksters, politicians and bureaucrats have been working on this project for decades.
They think they can win now. I fart in their general direction.
They also spent years developing tbe biotech & brainwashing the masses re: healthcare.
I remember some 25 years ago when I turned down a job offer due to large pay cut in exchange for health insurance I didn't want. My boss was like 'but you'll DIE without health insurance. 🙄
No. I just eat mostly right, exercise in a sport, don't take drugs, don't get vaxxed, etc.
Well the plants do crave Brawndo...
sorry for trolling...I just like your comments...;]
I own very little and mind my own business (which is a my household) but I figured out this:
1) people are the original and most perfect renewable energy source
2) our "data" is the currency (every digital stroke costs us and pays "them")
and this pandemic has lead me to conclude this:
1) while sleep is how we re-charge, food is the "juice" that is allows us to plug into the charge (every try to sleep well on an empty stomach?). "they" are trying to force us into a "universal plug" with the food chain supply interferences and plans for "alternative diets".
2) they are stealing our wealth by luring us to nonsense on the internet (we all do it! we all click on the bait!).
Something's got to give...they have complete and utter contempt for humanity even while they have convinced themselves they are doing all this for the sake of humanity.
Wow. Well said. And profound.
I'm saving this one.
Instead of babies being little tax deductions, they'll be taxable.
exactly
winner winner chicken dinner!!!
Got any juicy Enron stories? Weren’t they successfully overcharging California for power?
Top 3 grifts:
1. Contrived19
2. Subprime Sublime
3. Enron Morons
Didn't those Enron scams have names like "Death star"? You have to give those guys credit though, they had some *serious* cahones.
"I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
2nd favorite:
"Fatboy"
Maybe that's the plan after all....
That's the other one I was trying to remember. Shows how serious they were.
Ha!
Here's my favorite:
"Global galactic"
Seems a bit prescient imo.
The wholesale rate for energy in CA at that time was $0.06 kWh. Enron was charging over three times that to the Investor Owned Utilities.
Which is convenient, since Board members of the two entities are fungible.
"So I'm plugged in there...so to speak."
Make the Bad Man stop!!!!
I know. I have to take a break from myself at times...;]]
Yeah. Like skipping 3 meals.
The Globalist are screwed in the end. They don't quite understand, for example, that Truckers deliver their little what-nots from their favorite new trendy spot.
Wait until they have to eat generic shit. That's when they'll really start panicking.
I don't think that's too far away.
Maybe we could accelerate that?...shrug...:]
Ahhh but you see, that's not going to affect them, they think. They're religion is Transhumanism, and they'll have been uploaded to immortal electronic supercomputer beings...and we are literally their sacrifice.
You're right. They are on a quest to digitize consciousness.
Have you ever seen "Bladerunner 2049".
It's premise is essentially what you're saying. My wife hates sci-fi, but she loved it.
You should check it out if you haven't.
I haven't, but hopefully ill recall the name of the movie ( series?) as I'm currently inhaling a 7 book series currently.
They think digitizing consciousness will grant them immortality and God hood. I wonder...were the Sumerian god-kings , who's ages are listed in centuries...we're they digitized or? 🤔
I seriously am LOL
Oh, me too!
Lol
Whatever they do I am not cooperating, so I don't care.
🎯
"Fear! Fear fear fear! fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear fear!"
-- The News
Once upon a time, for about 15 years, I worked on the technical side of tv news. So I had to watch the newscast.
When they decided to to replace me with a gay guy, I vowed never to watch local tv news again. It was the best thing that I ever did. It's been 7 years and to this day, my husband is stunned by my level of paranoia.
Turn. Off. The. News.
If you must be informed, look at the website of your local station. That's all. DO NOT WATCH IT, it's toxic.
100 percent agree. They all have the same stories everyday. They get marching orders from above. I haven't watched ANY news program in a decade. Missed absolutely nothing.
🔥
I fear they made you look Frumpy the other night on Tucker.
It's not the truth!!!
"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." - H. L. Mencken
Mencken said this in 1918.
Great quote!
Ummm, no. If the microbes are in the glaciers, they have been released into the world for centuries already. A glacier is a frozen, slow moving river of ice. This is why when you see the vacation videos of the glaciers in Alaska there is ice constantly falling off the end of it. The front of the glacier will melt every summer as more ice is created further back in the glacier. This means that any microbes a mile up would eventually flow down to where the melt is occurring. No doubt this has already been happening for centuries.
Time to panic. "The front fell off!"
Sigh. Spoil-sport...😉
Clearly, a committee must be appointed to form and oversee a new agency with its own task force! I propose a budget of $10 000 000 000 for starters! Let's call it:
Glaciers Of America Tracking System Emergency, or G.O.A.T.S.E. for short.
(In serious tone: you are of course right. And these alchemists called scientists knows this perfectly well too. Grifters in lab coats.)
The Fauci-Gore love child, raised by the director of ‘Snakes on a Plane’.
I like this one a lot. Well done.
Sorry, I just don't have time for all of this. I've volunteered to fill sandbags at Al Gore's and Barrack Obama's oceanfront homes. They did tell me I'd have to wear a mask while helping tho.
Let Obummer drown.
I'll vote for that, as many times as I possibly can!
🤣🤣🤣
If it weren’t so diabolical, you almost have to admire their creativity.
and then there's the methane locked in deep sea deposits, the thousands of African species that are full of weird viruses, and ...oh....the bats in caves in China, and all over the world. My favorite fearporn subject, however, is any news source or government agency with 3 letters, or guys in white coats pretending to know what they are doing
And the methane stuck in the permafrost that's being released constantly with GW. And the sad thing is that there is evidence that shows that planting MORE plants actually helps with cooling the planet and sequestering the carbon. But they don't want that.
🙌
Never ask, "What's next?" They'll always tell you.
Actually, they'll always tell you even if you don't ask, so never mind.
🤣🤣🤣
Either that, or the nuclear waste sites and other dangerous experimental facilities that the Chinese government seems to have placed in the pristine mountains of Tibet. The horror.
Meaning, the virus scare campaign is a scare campaign. Nuclear waste, however is real and completely insane.
So absurd it would be laughable except so many fools blindly believe every idiotic psy-ops they see in the corporate media.
Because they're all scientifically illiterate and devoid of common sense. Like all our politicians all over the world. It's very sad.
Who sits behind a desk somewhere making up this kind of fear-porn? What do they do when they are on break? Do they think it's funny tricking people, or are they too woke to realize they are hypnotized?
Great point Mark. Wouldn’t you love to see the outtakes? Ya know, the ideas that the bosses said are too crazy to run with? “Chief, why don’t we make up the name of a scientist and quote him as saying the Loch Ness monster has osteoporosis, a sure sign that the climate is changing.”
…the outtakes 🤣🤣🤣
These people are mentally ill. They were the ones that did not leave their house for a year or more until they got the poison death jab. They are filled with fear, and want everyone else filled with fear. So they don't feel so alone.
In the past, the ones that were VERY high functioning would have been "fiction writers" or worked for the now defunct "World Weekly News." Now, awash in their mental illness, they sit around and think of bizarre scenarios and look for other mentally ill people to proclaim that these fictional scenarios are possible.
The real danger is the Yetis reviving.
Ohhhh I loved that cartoon… 😁
They've been staying up too late at night watching black and white horror films from the '50s. (Asking any lawyer friends: are they committing plagiarism, or just failing to pay royalties?)
FZ (Live at the Roxy and Elsewhere): Cheepnis