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Scott's avatar

My kids would have gone back later and egged the place. I would have helped them.

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TRM's avatar

To quote Bart Simpson "It wasn't me. Nobody saw it. You can't prove a thing"

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Purrl's avatar

Because I felt like it, I went and commented on his tweet. Basically to tell him he deserved it, could've just turned off the porch light and kept his opinion to himself, and how lucky he is the kids stuck to the rules and didn't do any real damage.

One lecture deserves another.

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Scott's avatar

That is funny, and well deserved. It is TRICK or treat after all. Glad to see kids now a days still eggsicute their civic duty to be kids. :)

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Doug Fresh's avatar

I would have pooped in the driveway. Done it before, no regrets

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Sophia's avatar

If you change your mind, count no me to donate to your egg fund. :)

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TRM's avatar

Dear KillJoy;

Kids have an IFR that is SIX positions to the right of the decimal point. You probably are innumerate so let me explain that. Statistically they have ZERO chance of dying from this.

While we are talking about IFR the overall for this disease was 0.3 and the current Delta is half of that. I've rounded up for you since I can tell you are not good with more than one digit.

Up until 2008 an pandemic required a 1.0 but then that was changed so the pharma cartel can get their lackies in the WHO/FDA/CDC to declare one any time they need another bonus.

Glad I could clear that up for you now PFOAD.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Thanks. I hope lots of parents read this, because children have so little to fear of this virus, it probably would be surpassed by regular flu. A recent death got block lettered in the local paper, but national press went for it and found out, the child was hospitalized with pneumonia and then caught a resist bacteria in the hospital, and died.... and now hospitals close because of lack of nurses, may be that is for the best !

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Stephen Simac's avatar

There is no VAERS for Hospital Acquired Infections, because they don't even bother counting their cull. Medical Treatment is the third leading cause of death by their own admissions, possibly the leading cause see Gary Null et al.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Yes if we were to know all the hospital related infections and mistreatments, I think you are right. There should be at least a count of the cases of resistant bacteria. I know 2 people who died from it and one who caught it but survived.

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Stephen Simac's avatar

There are now fungis in hospitals that are resistant to all their treatments. Not that they've tried all treatments.

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GuardianofHumanity's avatar

also lets go to those doors and check their metabolic rate. maybe their CRP. look in their cupboards and see what shit they eat. are they smoking? morons dont even know kids dont have enough ACE2 in their lungs to have it be an issue. just way too stupid.

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Mindful's avatar

U should post the reply to twitter.

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TRM's avatar

I don't Twit or Fakebook and I'm weening myself off goolag. Never used twit and quit fakebook 12+ years ago.

Besides all the cool cats got kicked off twit and went to substack :)

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AK's avatar

If it wasn’t for my wife I would have walked away from the 2-3 houses who were handing out candy with masks on. I have no sympathy for covidians anymore. Scumbag people

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Lincoln Microphone LLC's avatar

dissonant comedy... wtf are these people doing

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Ivan Iriarte's avatar

I really want to make a comment. But I cannot find words. I will try... This is completely irrational... Kids doing trick-or-treat are spreading a "pandemic"? I cannot believe someone can even think that... Again, beyond words...

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TexBat's avatar

They just really hate children

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Gathering Goateggs's avatar

Dollars to donuts in 2019 this guy was giving out toothbrushes and dental floss to trick-or-treaters. I'm also guessing this is not the first time his house was egged.

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Hidden Markov Respecter's avatar

Imagine the levels of depression that will be reached among these proto-statists when the "pandemic" is "officially over."

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Tigerkatze's avatar

Then they can’t feel important anymore. Oh the vacuum.

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brian kennedy's avatar

They will have nothing to “live for” anymore.😢

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Cheryl Palen's avatar

I am going to send this idiot a video of trick or treaters and kids at a big party last night where I live....they just might put themselves out of their misery because of it!

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

KIds here had a blast. People strung lights in the trees and had a party. LIfe goes on people!

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Cheryl Palen's avatar

Yes! I saw so many videos and pix of kids having FUN! Warmed my heart!

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Guttermouth's avatar

Me: This is satire, right? Who the fuck is Carl Beijer?

*research*

Me: Holy shit. What a piece of shit. This ISN'T a joke.

And now I know who Carl Beijer is.

Gato, is this revenge for us acting up yesterday?

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TexBat's avatar

Childless male?

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Guttermouth's avatar

Who, Carl Beijer? From what I can work out, he's an angry, older, extremely Marxist

"academic" who writes not-very-deep anti-right hit pieces for far-left media like Jacobin and writes lots of blogs bitching about how no one really understands Communism.

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SH's avatar

I am very confused by this guy's Twitter - so he's all in earnest?

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Guttermouth's avatar

Thank you! I was really confused too. But I read a bunch of his articles and blog stuff further down the search results, which are right in line with the tweet.

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Vida Galore's avatar

Writes for a somewhat popular magazine, but there is not even ONE photo of him on the internet? Hmmmm.

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Lincoln Microphone LLC's avatar

FWIW one of these types we overheard in line at the local diner (she was masked) talking in front of her child of maybe 10 years old about "how the world is probably going to end"

we have a lot of work to do, the propaganda has talons in deep

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

now that is the kind of parents whose children should be taken out of the family, not the ones who protect their children against useless jabs.

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Tigerkatze's avatar

WTF.

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Lincoln Microphone LLC's avatar

"during COVID" these fkn morons act as if we're still living during "uncertainty"

HELLO, all the kids didn't die and MOST people didn't either! MOST people!

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IvyRose's avatar

and so many that did die, were really murdered by the establishment

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million's avatar

this is almost as worse as handing out toothpaste and toothbrushes

almost

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J crickmore's avatar

Or raisins. My kids would always throw them away

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BigT's avatar

We had the busiest Halloween we’ve had since we moved into this house 6 years ago. It was great seeing all the kids running around without masks on. Then we go to the gym this morning and the staff are masked, which they haven’t been for months. I asked what’s with the masks. They said the “president” said workers (something or other) have to wear masks at work in they’re not vaxxed. I asked which president. They said of the U.S. I must have missed Brandon’s new edict. They looked very sad.

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Kitsune, Maskless Crusader.'s avatar

Scotty, any time now. Seriously, beam me up….NOW!.

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Igor Chudov's avatar

He should have put some syringes in too

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Laurence Flynn's avatar

I bet this guy is a real laugh at a party.

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jv's avatar

Blowout crowd of kids where I live. It was nice to see them have fun.

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GK's avatar

Very suspicious. However, I wonder how statistically robust the result is. It shows that the vaccine lot in question is only causing about 0.7 deaths/million doses. That seems like noise.

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Bethoh's avatar

The ghoul who stole Halloween.

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Mark Leone's avatar

Dear Carl,

Fear is trhe virus, and you appear to be a super-spreader of it. Masks are ineffective against the fear virus, but shutting down your soical media accounts and discussing only things like butterfiles and unicrons with in-person contacts has been found to stop the spread. Please consider the harm you're doing to others by spreading this virus, and stop doing it immediately.

You appear to have put your life on hold, and that's your choice. I'll go to the matt defending your right to do that. But please note that others are continuing to live and enjoy their lives. If everyone did as you're doing, you yourself could not live even in your isolation, because many of the things that keep you alive would not be available. We're happy to keep living our llives, and we don't mind that you benefit from that as well. But please stop spreading this virus that is killing people from the inside out. Your life and the lives of others depend on you heeding this plea.

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Michael O.'s avatar

The scariest thing about this is that Carl has 55,000 followers on Twitter, many of whom applauded what he did.

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Mindful's avatar

Trully incredible how brainwashed ppl are.

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Katie Andraski's avatar

What a kill joy. Good grief.

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Chompp's avatar

Well, once they vax all the kids, most will be dead and the rest won't want to celebrate anything, anyway, so that guy should love Halloween next year!

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Mathew Crawford's avatar

You misunderstand. This is a clever way of frightening the kids. It'll all be over after Halloween. Won't it?

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cmpalmer75's avatar

We had lots of kids last night. This morning everyone is still healthy.

FYI, I went onto Carl's twitter and called him and idiot. Feel better. :)

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Deen's avatar

All the comments in Twitter are attaboys. What a pathetic vacuum chamber of nonsense.

Also, "during Covid"... I guess that means forever, or "never again" because Covid is never being 100% eradicated so you're going to have to live with it, Carl!!

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Richie Vieques's avatar

What can we expect the there is no coverage of an alternative perspective on Covid ? All info about early treatment is suppressed. Ditto for the seriously under-reported death and adverse reaction numbers in the USA. And nobody asks why haven't the doctors and nurses who have been fired because they refuse to take the 'vaxxes' been given coverage to tell their reasons ? It's total propaganda and media suppression. And Carl is a product of this. There are many

'Carl's' out there. Time for a serious 'awakening' ! How ? I'm not sure...

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Leslie's avatar

Señor Gato, thanks for all you do! Can you please look at this big UK study and inform? Thanks! https://www.nature.com/articles/s41591-021-01556-7

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UM Ross's avatar

Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem.

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Sarah Thompson's avatar

I gotta say, this could be high-level trolling. Jacobin triggers his enemies, goes viral.

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StripeyCat's avatar

Yeah, I assumed it was a Tatiana McGrath sort of thing.

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Guttermouth's avatar

So did I until I read some of his shit. x.x

And here was me sitting at home with FULL SIZE chocolate bars for trick or treaters, and got a thunderstorm.

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StripeyCat's avatar

Ugh, we got a ton of rain, too, so we have LOTS of leftovers. Breakfast of champions!

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

Disturbing message here en-us/health/medical/report-shows-arizona-man-infected-his-dog-cat-with-covid-19/ar-AAQgOke?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531

After vaccinating all kids, including babies, they will come after our animals. Dogs, cats, then chickens, cows, pigs, then all the rest, and then they will vaccinate all the deer, lions, tiger, elephants..... until the whole world is mRNAed

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Beyowulf760's avatar

Man, I love your caption, and your sense of humour!

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ClausR2020's avatar

Speaking of Halloween... https://trialsitenews.com/mandatory-experimental-shots-canadians-are-being-tricked-not-treated/ (sorry for paywall but you get the idea from title and first paragraph;)

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Vida Galore's avatar

You know something odd? I was googling this Jacobin jerk, and there are zero pics of him. Can anyone prove he exists? Some say the name is used for a Jacobin collective.

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andkon's avatar

Yeah, hand out some non-sterile masks. Fanatastic.

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Gathering Goateggs's avatar

If they have the elastic ear loops they might make good slingshots. For eggs. Just sayin'

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GuardianofHumanity's avatar

these are the soul voids who will gladly sacrifice the children to save themselves from a cold and the planet from climate change. as prince charles announced yesterday "we need to be on a war footing and we need to use a vast military style campaign to combat climate change". because, as you know, the climate never changes naturally. ever. never has. never. ever. and the climate never changes just as children are the vectors of covid spread.

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GuardianofHumanity's avatar

we took our kids out last night. i was delighted to see a few families out there OUTSIDE far from anyone else, fully masked, fully terrified, surely jabbed up the woo wazoo. i was thrilled to see such theater up close and personal. like a front row seat to mental decline and clear brain degeneration. also was awesome bc aside from full halloween costumes, they had to wear clearly obvious medical masks that made the whole costume completely win gold for "worst halloween outfit of the year" award. the irony of being terrified of a cold but still loading up bags of sugar ridden chemical laden gmo toxic garbage is priceless. GOLD STANDARD INSANITY.

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Some rando on the internet's avatar

While no one here stooped that low, my kids lost interest after going to a number of houses with lots of decorations but just a bowl of candy outside. Saying hi to the neighbors and yelling trick or treat used to be a thing. We didn't even really see teenagers out "tricking". But, this is metro New York, where lockdowns "worked".

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PamelaDrew's avatar

The degree to which lockdowns "worked" depends where you look. Wednesday 2-6pm Washington Square Park had their under 5yo Halloween event and over 800 families came and participated in the pumpkin painting. Numbers are based on my observation but I was there to photograph and saw hundreds of faces live and editing the pics.. far less than 10% of kids has medical masks and they were with masked parents.

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Lise's avatar

I shared a very small piece of candy with my 1 1/2 year old grand daughter. We were very very wicked!!!

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ShidaPenns's avatar

Take 'em all and shove them in the bin... is what I would do. :p

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Richie Vieques's avatar

Too stupid to be real ? Or... ?

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Lucy's avatar

Is this guy a parody account?

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Gina Detwiler's avatar

I hope they toilet papered that house.

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RebeccaGrrrl's avatar

I hope someone left a poop pile in that basket of masks.

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Birdingmom's avatar

But the absolutely clueless leftist comments afterward are more funny. You truly live in a leftist echo chamber if you still don't know what Let's go Brandon is! 😂😂

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Connie Benn's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Mindful's avatar

Omg! Someone egged his house! Fabulous!!

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Lillia Gajewski's avatar

Oh, that's funny. Thanks for sharing.

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