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Yeah, you're basically "voting" for someone who has someone else's hand up their ass...

Fitting.

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A hand clutching a wad of cash. And yes, it will fit.

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That's what SHE said!

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You misspelled Puppet

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Awe. definitions expanded and redefined.

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My only sadness is that because he's not a natural born citizen, the Swedish Chef can't be president.

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The Swedish Chef is easier to understand than our current (p)resident.

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Brandon might as well be speaking Mandarin or Cantonese.

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You just need some lessons. Truin-derdash-dubba-da-presher! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HmFnp-jgfw

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"Advanced level Bidenese".

I'm literally crying right now. Leader Of The Free World. FFS.

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Badeh-kefkher!

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All easily dismissed with, "You know...the thing."

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"It's black!"

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Good one

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Birther!

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Well, the Muppets did have the doctor & Beaker, his asst, and they seemed more competent that what we had in the CDC & NIH.

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Appropriate textart: https://0x0.st/o2jM.png

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Love it ❤❤

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Absolutely there is that

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After the delay to my recent appeals to get out of Twatter jail stalled, all I have left is a bad cattitude.

Thank you bad cat.

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they quit denying yours? i'm also in appeal limbo now

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I just want my instagram back. It was my sewing social place, and book face suspended me a year ago. They never gave me a reason and they never reply to my emails anymore. These people are jerks

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It’s usually tied to your phone’s ID. My kid got back in with a new phone.

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no.

I wish that were the answer, but I am "suspended" and unable to get back in.

sucks.

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Actually it’s called an IP address which each of your devices have, each unique. I’m currently on my 6th 30 ban n FB. I used my phone for the banned account so I went over to my laptop (didn’t have FB on it) and created a back door account on FB because my laptop has a different IP address. You can do the same with an iPad. Just never access banned accounts on your back door device. They will then ban that IP address too.

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Probably the GUID or serial number or IMEI (or android equivalent). Not IP addresses because they can be reused and reassigned within a network.

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Yes but 90% of phone users don’t know how to change their IP and are using an in home router. But yes, could be a variety of what you listed. I just know switching to a device where your banned account has not resided on, you can create a back door account. I need the back door as I admin groups.

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As long as it's not Big Bird.

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But come on Margaret Anna Alice! We have to have Big Bird! He's the one that really knows how to teach the kids to take their "safe and effective" "vaccines!" I think he could really push the agenda through in the "right way." :-)

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Don’t forget Elmo!

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😆😝

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Fictional characters tell the truth more than real ones. "Stargate" predicted that technocrats would use a slow-acting bioweapon disguised as a vaccine to depopulate the planet and seize control, back in 2001.

https://dystopianliving.substack.com/p/stargate-sg-1-perfectly-explained

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Goes to show the danger of ideas.

Once someone has thought of something that could be done, someone else will start to think about how it might actually be brought about, and from there it's not that big a step - technology and physics permitting - from trying to do it.

You now, for science, or just to see if it works. Kind of like the MythBuster schtick:

First test the myth as is. Then test to find out how it culd happen. Then test it until

something explodes.

Edit: Great taste in sci-fi drama series! Stargate is a personal favourite form many reasons.

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Thanks for the reminder. Think I"ll get Stargate to watch over the winter..more reality there than what we live in.

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I do not remember this episode! Time to go back and rewatch the whole series.

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Season 5 - episodes "2010" and "2001." I did a little writeup here:

https://dystopianliving.substack.com/p/stargate-sg-1-perfectly-explained

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"The truth, to the overwhelming majority of mankind, is indistinguishable from a headache. After trying a few shots of it on his customers, the aspiring statesman concludes sadly that it must hurt them, and after that he taps a more humane keg, and in a little while the whole audience is singing “Glory, glory hallelujah,” and when the returns come in the candidate is on his way to the White House... The candidates will all promise every man, woman and child in the country whatever he she or it wants. They’ll all be roving the land... curing warts by saying words over them, and paying off the national debt with money that no one will have to earn. They will all know that votes are collared under democracy, not by talking sense but by talking nonsense, and they will apply themselves to the job with a hearty yo-heave-ho."

~ H. L. Mencken, A Mencken Chrestomathy

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Every year my Menckenness grows.

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"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right."

~ H. L. Mencken

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So does mine. Hey, have you observed the interesting phenomenon wherein your Christmas card list shrinks in direct proportion to your Menckenness expanding? Weird, huh?

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Politicians are imaginary friends. Like Snuffleupagus.

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And never around when you need them.

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Ha! Lol

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The question is which version of a Muppet will you get? One of the cool Muppets from the 1970's or one of the modern woke versions like cookie monster who only eats fruits and vegetables?

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LOL. Brilliant.

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The problem is you can't fire the person behind the person.

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Prolly doesn't matter who you vote for anyway, as they'll pick em for you. Voting machines in AZ already down or malfunctioning, particularly in red areas. Fix is in. It's always in.

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My Facebook post today based on Mercola outstanding column on Amnesty. Part 1:

https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2022/11/08/covid-tyranny-amnesty.aspx

Part 2:

That’s why they can only walk it back so far. Fauci is totally unrepentant. He reminds me of the Emil Hann character in Judgement At Nuremberg who Burt Lancaster basically says during the trial that Hann is insane. https://youtu.be/rnd9oAeu_V0

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I don't think Fauci actually believes he has done anything wrong, which is even more scary, when you get right down to it.

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"I don't think Fauci actually believes he has done anything wrong, which is even more scary, when you get right down to it. "

Yep -- just like the Communists who sent people to the gulag, they had good intentions...

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Yeah sell it to your little sister. Some of us know exactly who ran the red terror and whom they hated. Same today.

Same as it ever was

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Precisely

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Neither did Hann

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You're right

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I am sure his azt, beagle and moneypox experiments are justified in his mind. Dod like his type.

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It’s called pathologic criminality. He is truly lost physically, spiritually, morally and mentally. Dead man walking.

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Wow. Thank you Corkey. Everyone should see that YouTube video you shared. Emil Hann. His statement is eerily familiar.

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"Get you fleas" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👸🐱you get the Princess Cat Award for making me laugh

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Considering that all we get are hollow men, I guess that's a softer way of saying it.

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