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This post is degusting. How dare you publish something like this.

BTW, what is the website?

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https://sbfleaks.eth.limo/

for your, uh, research.

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I was afraid to click. But as my dog might say, “where there’s shit, I must sniff.” Pee-yew.

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I wouldn't watch it in a million years. But I would totally read the transcript.

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Reading time, 5 seconds.

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Be careful if you watch it, you might turn into a pillar of salt.

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Had me momentarily fooled

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They can make all the finance movies they want. Just please don't make any babies.

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No worries, I'm sure they took 5 vaccines each. Should be enough to end those genetic lines...

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From your lips, to God's ears! --- I think those 2 hideous freaks NEED to be the end of those blood lines!

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Need some bleach in that gene pool?

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Fer sure!

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Wait. FTX includes some ~ 144 entities linked as subs. The org chart hardly fits on a page.

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The NPC VC who staked her reputation on SBF and lost Sequoia $200M is a gato/yuri alma mater alum. She has not gotten fired cuz diversity: https://yuribezmenov.substack.com/p/how-to-lose-214-million-in-one-year

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sigh.

i remember when sequoia was a real firm. now they are ESG bobbleheads chasing regulatory capture and fadcos.

and yeah, the "masturbatorium" image is dead on.

they have become such "narrative" lovers that their whole portfolio is all paean, no victory.

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Here's another ESG bobblehead investment - at least they'll only lose $10M instead of $200M on this one: https://techcrunch.com/2022/10/27/personal-carbon-cutting-app-joro-raises-10m-series-a-from-sequoia-jay-zs-arrive/

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Not a big betting man, but I'll be interested to see what the indictment odds will be on SBF and/or his polyculus posse, which consists of a bunch of shapes I *never* want to rotate in my head.

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To be fair, regulatory capture is (unfortunately) a tried and true business model. Why innovate when you can just regulate yourself to profits?

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What’s it called when the Government and the democrats capture a business and get it to do their bidding (banks, tech, media, etc.) ?

Oh wait, I know.... It’s called Fascism.

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That's not what it's properly called. You are ignoring the historical who's who of what's what.

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actuaaalllllyyyy..... yes.

<grabbing random wikipages>

here it is:

communism - no private property is allowed by state, all infrastructure, production, crap, even citizens are state property. the soviet model."resistance is futile, you will be assimilated"

Stalin (or was it the Borg?)

fascism/national socialism/nazism (different sticker, same crap) - private property and corporations are allowed, but only to serve the state. both citizens and corporations exist as resources for the state, having permission for free choice only while not required by state. the fascist model.

so, historically, and ideologically, and 500buckswordslly, both are just flavors of marxist socialism, diverging at the operational level, but not in the core beliefs. both far-left. just like the current state fukks, capturing mega corps to be state tools, without any real independence.

so, instead of splitting hairs, lemme go back to sharpening pitchforks.... ;)

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It might not be what it’s properly called but I think it’s close enough...

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Well, since we haven't had movies on TV every night about the evils of bolshevism, I understand why it's more effective to call everything bad fascist instead.

But if you want to oppose the actual people rolling us on this shit, might help to learn the difference.

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"As is custom with smug VCs, they announced their investment with a 13,000 word epic of self-congratulatory masturbatory propaganda fellating the brilliance of SBF." LOLOLO

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"Lost"

They meant to say "transferred" to others who "know better."

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Imagine that. Another scamming cike.

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When the fuck is this guy going to get bounced for being a bigot?!

How many times does this guy get away with saying this shit gato?

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He can't even spell the slur right, even I see that and english is my second language.

Ugly backside of free speech it is - Gato's house, Gato's rules I guess.

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Man you know me. I'm an absolutist on free speech and the last person on earth that would be considered a snowflake..

That doesn't mean someone is accepted socially to spew hate.

He's garbage. He says shit like this all the time.

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Yeah, I know. At least it gives us opportunity to make fun of it.

And to take another angle of approach on it, it lacks style, class, and so on. No sting, no pizazz.

But such is often the case I find, no matter the actual slur or opinion or other characteristics: people who can wield language as a blade, be it a stiletto or a gladius or a seax or a flamberge are well worth listening to even if one finds their opinion distasteful.

People who use it like a hippopotamus uses its tail... well.

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To hell with SBF and his amour! I want to see your antique weapons collection.

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Way to contradict yourself.

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Dude my wife is Jewish. Go fuck yourself

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Where the fuck did I contradict myself?

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What a fucking punk

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😂🤣 The first thing I thought was, "Is that the word I think they mean? .....They spelled it wrong!" Then I wondered why they thought it was ok with any spelling. 😒

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Came right here for the comments. Y'all did not let me down!

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Yep, A little light after dinner reading... boys playing a little game of mine is bigger than your is... the question is, what exactly was that we were measuring again?

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Did that happen?

I'm laughing at the idea but I think these two would be kinda boring and way gross. Inbred elites not used to working at anything...anything.

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Yeah, I think maybe people's judgement are clouded by the ubiquitous meaning of 'sex tape'.

My guess is the video will instead show the original genesis of the pair, formed by asexual binary fission from an original SBF microorganism - could be wrong on that one though.

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I thought sexual reproduction enhanced evolution.

But we got this?

I am gonna have to rethink evolution. :)

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Evolution has been running down hill for a while now. 🤨

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Rancid sweat and a deficiency of underwear changes. Definitely not Sophia Loren/Marcello Mastrioanni doing Scam, Idiot Children of the Elite way.

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One went to Stanford and the other to MIT so think of it as a "meeting of rivals".

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I grew up on a farm and have seen enough animal amour.

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Lol!

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I know I only speak for myself, but I personally DO NOT want to see SBF doin' that....

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ah jesus, i'd rather watch your gran than caroline, shes gross in every possible way

if i ever need to become forever celibate there are better ways

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If you "ever need to become forever celibate," just look at her pic! 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

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His works for that, too....

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Very true. It's her buck teeth and total imbecilic appearance that just makes me power heave. He's just s fat douche.

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I am horrified that our new overlords are so ugly. In the movies I have seen, there are usually a few hot ones. It's almost as though Hollywood has been lying to me.

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Godamighty I do not have enough whiskey to deal with this bullshit.

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I shall wash, but I shan't be clean.

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The first thought that comes to mind with this "news" is the Olympic runner reaction I have as soon as I hear a dog gag the pre-vomitus noise from deep within their gut. NO no no no no no no no!

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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That horrible noise will even wake me from a dead sleep! --- 4 dogs, no waiting for puke in the wee hours of the night. 😶🙄

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I think it would wake me if I was dead!

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😂🤣🙌

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This Cat will not be watching that. He’s got Man Tits and she’s Fugly!

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This is a hilarious must-read on this whole fiasco.

https://scottlocklin.wordpress.com/2022/11/13/michael-lewis-ftx/

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That was awesome thanks. Fucking Michael Lewis stared into the abyss too long. We’ll see what the book says but Im not hopeful. He links to the milky eggs post at the end which is the best thing I’ve read on the matter.

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I hate to see what SBF’s “O” face is. Or maybe it’s a 0 face!

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OMG. Funny

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Poor FTX customers victimized twice over. Greasy haired methed out shlubs with retirement home level physical fitness..in a polycule .. of course they were Dems 2nd biggest donors. Epstein would be proud

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