And oddly enough, the CDC reports that 15-40 year olds who'd given the cereal up as " disgusting for both body and soul" had started to "wolf the cereal down!"around Dec 2020...
"The effects of the Lucky Charms Vaccines are a necessary risk to avoid the far worse consequences of the dreadful Sugary Cereal Disease. We must vaccinate everyone or the Sugary Cereal Disease will spread like wildfire. I'm on my fourth booster right now. And I will be protected and safe. For the next ten minutes."
Reminds me of when I bought this very wonderful garbage as a treat when my kids were younger. My then two year old, in a moment (or many moments!) of unsupervised bliss dumped the whole box onto the floor so he could more easily find and eat just the marshmallows. I was kinda pissed when I discovered. But! Genius! Yet another reason I’d never vax him or his sisters 💕🤣👍🏼
I just turned 40 and I still only eat the marshmallows....... only difference is it’s after the kids are in bed at night that I’m sneaking bowls in.......... 😳
Well, then you’re in luck 🍀! They now sell just the marshmallows 🤩! And I’ve heard from a very reliable source that a bowl of them taste like cotton candy. It seems there really can be too much of a good thing.🤢
Cheerios are great. I used to throw a couple of them in the toilet as a target to potty train my son on how to shoot strait. And there was none of that gender identity confusion. I told him he was a boy because he had a pecker. Case closed.
I think my early age rejection of the food pyramid was training for vaccine rejection. I was a competitive enough swimmer growing up that I was in the pool 20+ hours a week and forced to listen to athlete nutritionists a lot. I mostly only listened because I like protein and they recommended lots of it. I like cheese too which they weren’t big on, but hey, it has protein and never made me gain weight. 🤷♀️
Anyway, It never got boring to ask the athletic nutritionist people, who I am convinced have a birth defect whereby they have no taste buds, “but what about the food pyramid?” and watch their heads go 🤯
The people recommending vaccines today are a lot like the ones that were telling kids it’s healthy to eat 5ibs of bread a day and virtually no animal protein when I was growing up in the 1980’s/ 1990’s. Does anyone really want to live the consequences of these peoples’ “public health” recommendations when a walk around any public venue shows us how well that big ag marketing campaign pretending to be “public health guidance” worked out?????
And if I'm not mistaken, much like the Vaccine, err..."vaccines" being pushed by interested parties, the old boatload of carbs Food Pyramid was funded by Big Carb. (Big Corn, maybe?) Too lazy to look up. But yeah, that thing can be a rocket ride to obesity unless you are a competitive swimmer or runner or triathlete or work a highly demanding physical job.
You will never be sated and you will be spiking insulin all day long.
My very first thought when I say this on the FDA reporting site! So we just ignore the 26k deaths and 1.3 jab AEs, to further look into 100 belly aches from crappy processed food?
100 people get sick from cereal and they'll probably have a giant recall of the product. *Thousands* of people *die* and *millions* of people get injured from an experimental "vaccine" and not only are the "vaccines" not taken off the market, but the populace is told to take even more of the "vaccines" and the same despicable agency that supposedly is worried about people getting sick from cereal rubs their hands together as they figure out a way to get an obviously deadly product into every human age 0 and up...
I know this blog has been comic relief but on a serious note you are aware they actually did that with Similac and some baby formulas earlier this year? 4 deaths I believe and it got pulled.
"Lucky Charms Cause Myocarditis and Blood Clots, CDC Announces"
Today in "anything but the vaxx".
Thank goodness I'm in the control group, again.
🤣
But has 95% efficacy as a cereal...
And oddly enough, the CDC reports that 15-40 year olds who'd given the cereal up as " disgusting for both body and soul" had started to "wolf the cereal down!"around Dec 2020...
They have always sprayed vitamins onto cereal. Now they've sprayed on the mRNA vaxx to surmount "vaxx hesitancy."
Shh 🤫 don’t give them ideas! They’re already trying to get the vax into vegetables 🥗 🥦 look into it!
🤮
"Sugary Treat Also Implicated in Rising Auto Immune Disorders" WaPo headline probably
Can someone tell them 1,226,312 people got sick after the injection? I’m sure they would do something about it if they knew.
"The effects of the Lucky Charms Vaccines are a necessary risk to avoid the far worse consequences of the dreadful Sugary Cereal Disease. We must vaccinate everyone or the Sugary Cereal Disease will spread like wildfire. I'm on my fourth booster right now. And I will be protected and safe. For the next ten minutes."
Signed, Your Twitter Coach John Nemesis, probably
The patient died but it would have been so much worse if he hadn’t eaten Lucky Charms.
🤣
Oh no SCD! 😱
Quick where’s my mask! And the Lysol...
What are you, some kind of SCD anti-vaxxer?
This is serious, Laura!
SCD just killed 200m people in South Africa and the SCD Zeta variant just hijacked an airplane and flew it into a mountain!
🤣 but no one died in a car crash right after being vaccinated
😹😆😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😹
😅
😂
People were probably eating the cereal part. Every knows you’re supposed to just eat the marshmallows and throw the rest away.
the milk was pretty good at the end.
blaghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Froot Loops and choco Krispies too!!!
Reminds me of when I bought this very wonderful garbage as a treat when my kids were younger. My then two year old, in a moment (or many moments!) of unsupervised bliss dumped the whole box onto the floor so he could more easily find and eat just the marshmallows. I was kinda pissed when I discovered. But! Genius! Yet another reason I’d never vax him or his sisters 💕🤣👍🏼
I just turned 40 and I still only eat the marshmallows....... only difference is it’s after the kids are in bed at night that I’m sneaking bowls in.......... 😳
My understanding is that you eat the box and discard the contents.
To avoid the excess mRNA?
So awesome...
Well, then you’re in luck 🍀! They now sell just the marshmallows 🤩! And I’ve heard from a very reliable source that a bowl of them taste like cotton candy. It seems there really can be too much of a good thing.🤢
Only in America…
Ingredients: grade f circus animals and some filler
Duh.
That was my thing when I was 8!
Now I eat the box.
Good fiber content.
I'm sure it tastes better.
Eat the rats?
😂
🙌 Amen! That is THE nastiest cereal EVER! Even worse than Cheerios. 😖
Cheerios are great. I used to throw a couple of them in the toilet as a target to potty train my son on how to shoot strait. And there was none of that gender identity confusion. I told him he was a boy because he had a pecker. Case closed.
You must be a very good biologist.
I've heard of other parents using Cheerios for that reason. Seems like a good idea.
Looks like General Mills needs to go to the Pfizer School of Regulatory Capture.
Substack readers are both wickedly smart and witty!
I think that was the food pyramid......... 😂
I think my early age rejection of the food pyramid was training for vaccine rejection. I was a competitive enough swimmer growing up that I was in the pool 20+ hours a week and forced to listen to athlete nutritionists a lot. I mostly only listened because I like protein and they recommended lots of it. I like cheese too which they weren’t big on, but hey, it has protein and never made me gain weight. 🤷♀️
Anyway, It never got boring to ask the athletic nutritionist people, who I am convinced have a birth defect whereby they have no taste buds, “but what about the food pyramid?” and watch their heads go 🤯
The people recommending vaccines today are a lot like the ones that were telling kids it’s healthy to eat 5ibs of bread a day and virtually no animal protein when I was growing up in the 1980’s/ 1990’s. Does anyone really want to live the consequences of these peoples’ “public health” recommendations when a walk around any public venue shows us how well that big ag marketing campaign pretending to be “public health guidance” worked out?????
And if I'm not mistaken, much like the Vaccine, err..."vaccines" being pushed by interested parties, the old boatload of carbs Food Pyramid was funded by Big Carb. (Big Corn, maybe?) Too lazy to look up. But yeah, that thing can be a rocket ride to obesity unless you are a competitive swimmer or runner or triathlete or work a highly demanding physical job.
You will never be sated and you will be spiking insulin all day long.
Hey people get sick all the time.
Correlation is not causation.
You're RACIST!
or something
I sense a lockdown coming.
An OCD society.
https://markoshinskie8de.substack.com/p/germophobia-gym-class-showers-and?s=w
Maybe they sprayed the charms.
LOL!
🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
My very first thought when I say this on the FDA reporting site! So we just ignore the 26k deaths and 1.3 jab AEs, to further look into 100 belly aches from crappy processed food?
Well...yeah!!
so they investigate a bad batch of Lucky Charms, but they ignore the vaccines?
And Similac recently for 5 deaths, go figure
Horrifying new mRNA (marshmallow RNA) technology, instant diabetes.
This just in: A box of Lucky Charms cereal was found lying on the floor in the Capital building on January 6th. More news at 11:00 !
Thanks be to God that they are looking out for us! What would we do without them??
Thrive and survive
Livin’ large. That’s where we’d be. 🤪
Aye me FDA, it’s magically duplicitous
"tragically suspicious"
Is there a CAERS (Cereal Adverse Event Reporting System)?
(TRIX > Lucky Charms)
100 people get sick from cereal and they'll probably have a giant recall of the product. *Thousands* of people *die* and *millions* of people get injured from an experimental "vaccine" and not only are the "vaccines" not taken off the market, but the populace is told to take even more of the "vaccines" and the same despicable agency that supposedly is worried about people getting sick from cereal rubs their hands together as they figure out a way to get an obviously deadly product into every human age 0 and up...
Exactly why these comments are expressing hilarity despite also crying
But don’t you realize those people would have died a really bad death if they’d gotten Covid!
I know this blog has been comic relief but on a serious note you are aware they actually did that with Similac and some baby formulas earlier this year? 4 deaths I believe and it got pulled.
"Eating Lucky Charms tied to Long COVID."
That scamp leprechaun will be found and hung by his little green breeches, but not so much for Fauci.