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"Lucky Charms Cause Myocarditis and Blood Clots, CDC Announces"

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Can someone tell them 1,226,312 people got sick after the injection? I’m sure they would do something about it if they knew.

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People were probably eating the cereal part. Every knows you’re supposed to just eat the marshmallows and throw the rest away.

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Looks like General Mills needs to go to the Pfizer School of Regulatory Capture.

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Hey people get sick all the time.

Correlation is not causation.

You're RACIST!

or something

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I sense a lockdown coming.

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My very first thought when I say this on the FDA reporting site! So we just ignore the 26k deaths and 1.3 jab AEs, to further look into 100 belly aches from crappy processed food?

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so they investigate a bad batch of Lucky Charms, but they ignore the vaccines?

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Horrifying new mRNA (marshmallow RNA) technology, instant diabetes.

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This just in: A box of Lucky Charms cereal was found lying on the floor in the Capital building on January 6th. More news at 11:00 !

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Thanks be to God that they are looking out for us! What would we do without them??

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Aye me FDA, it’s magically duplicitous

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Is there a CAERS (Cereal Adverse Event Reporting System)?

(TRIX > Lucky Charms)

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100 people get sick from cereal and they'll probably have a giant recall of the product. *Thousands* of people *die* and *millions* of people get injured from an experimental "vaccine" and not only are the "vaccines" not taken off the market, but the populace is told to take even more of the "vaccines" and the same despicable agency that supposedly is worried about people getting sick from cereal rubs their hands together as they figure out a way to get an obviously deadly product into every human age 0 and up...

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"Eating Lucky Charms tied to Long COVID."

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That scamp leprechaun will be found and hung by his little green breeches, but not so much for Fauci.

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