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She's superspreading because you didn't get vaccinated.

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Is she by any chance using Ivermectin, like the 100-200 members of congress as reported by Dr. Kory?

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A vaccine that doesn't cure, prevent or stop the spread of. A vaccine that has killed and injured thousands of people. This twilight zone episode continues.

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Well done! Let’s go Brandon!

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‘But she woulda died if she hadn’t been vaccinated.’

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Too rich.

What I wonder is why they even tell us when the famous people test positive.

They lie and obfuscate everything else, after all.

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The press secretary hasn’t seen the President in nearly a week??

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Silly Kitty, everyone knows that this vaccine works perfectly well until you come into contact with an unvaccinated person. Only garlic and a silver sword can save her in that situation.

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And Brandon has been spitting and coughing and shaking hands with the crowds and dignitaries! Hope it all works out for them! NOT.

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**frog sipping tea gif**

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What a pshame!

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When will they admit it? NEVAAR!!!!!

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Name a product that doesn’t work yet blames its lack of efficacy on those who don’t use it?

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Happy Halloween!

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As long as she doesn’t circle back on me with the rona, everything is good.

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Count my vote as suspicious. What are the chances this is a false "sick-out" call?

Maybe she's jealous of all the pilots, attendants, mechanics, doctors, nurses, first responders, law enforcement, etc...

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Psyop gone cold.

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So, she tested positive. Who cares??? Why the h*&@ is she being tested in the first place? Did she have symptoms that might be referred to the virus? If not, nobody should be testing her.

Don't get me wrong - I love it if these people are testing positive if they were vaccinated, BUT the test's sensitivity and specificity are in question and undefined based on my research. (Based on that same research, I am estimating MANY false positives, meaning someone tested positive, but they did NOT have the virus.) Also, I doubt very much that any of these "ELITES" have actually taken any agent labeled as a vaccine against COVID. Why would they? Prove me wrong.

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FYI she had a booster. Now she has covid. How can this be? HOW? Maybe she needs another booster. That will hold her for two weeks maybe. Then another booster. A week to live with her passported freedom. Then another. Then... wha Whaah WHAaah WHAAAAAAHHHH.

The big lie.

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Awww, the tragedy of the vaccine shot that doesn't work.....

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What I think is amazing, is how people that survived almost two years without getting it, get it after having the vaccine, and don't think that something smells fishy.

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Muchos gracias gatito, for all you do and this board.

A small island of sanity in vast oceans of liquified bulllshit.

Salud.

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The next news conference she does will get highest ratings of any she's done so far. If no one asks her anything I'll be outraged but not surprised. it means big pharma has them all in their pockets if only Fox and/or OAN asks then at least some are trying. If she gets many questions about it from them and other news outlets then look out it means the domino's are falling.

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They’ll chalk it up as a false positive. You know….because those tests are sooooo accurate

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Dear virus, Go to Brandon! Let's go!

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Over/under on Biden testing positive this week? Does he already have it? That would explain a lot...

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This is the first time I've wished COVID had a higher mortality rate.

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Psaki…”Quick, someone call Joe Rogan for his protocol!”

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It's like we have Maxwell Smart at the head of Public Health. Would you believe it stops the spread? Would you believe it stops hospitalization? Would you believe it stops long covid? Would you believe......................................................

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i wonder if thee half%ers have a real vaccine. pshe is obviously not in that group, but psome of the comments here made me wonder if there could be one.

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Do you think she’s gonna get the Trump treatment in the dominant media culture? Doubt!

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This point right here seems to be as good as any.

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Try Ivermectin, zinc, and D3. Then add HCQ. If that doesn’t work.

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I don't have the reach or power to get people to stop calling them vaccines, because it's obvious by the original (pre-Covid 'vaccine') definition the covid vaccines are anything but. I mostly call them unreliable prophylactics, as they usually do make an infection less virulent, but they don't do the one thing a true vaccine will do: actually provide immunity. Those that need boosters don't need them every few months, most vaccines are a once-and-done or a defined series, and in the incredibly rare event one fails people actually take note. The covid "vaccines" fail all of these tests.

I was vaccinated last January by my own choice, haven't had any adverse reactions/events, but won't be getting any boosters unless I decide it's worth it to me. No religious or medical objection, just don't want to be a lab animal in an experiment I no longer trust.

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My Pfully Pfizered wife caught COVID and spread it to unvaccinated me.

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So I love this thread but I shared it with some friends and they immediately went ad hominum and wanted to know why they should trust a kitten with a proclivity for explosions lol. I kinda just said the data is solid and tried to re-engage around the argument but I was wondering if we know anything about gatos background? Not trying to doxx he/she but it does seem like gato has some experience with virology and data science but then again kittens can't go to university and so would always be considered uneducated. Any insight into this would be helpful as it got frustrating especially when they took a low blow at gato for grammar and casual style but it seems like there's a chance gatomalo is potentially a native Spanish speaker and that English isn't their first language (which only impresses me more and would explain the grammar).

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So she saw jo last Tuesday and since then there's been lots going on. Looks like he's not calling the shots, as we've all known all along.

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Well said

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At least we won't have her continuous lying for a while

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I wonder if Biden will get early treatment with Ivermectin, Hydochloroquine, Colchcine, Monoclonal Antibodies, Zinc, Vit D etc hmmm

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Love the irony.

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Forbes headline captures it best: “After Jen Psaki Covid-19 Positive Announcement, Vaccine Misinformation Flows On Social Media” (https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/10/31/after-jen-psaki-covid-19-positive-announcement-vaccine-misinformation-flows-on-social-media/?sh=2d5989267674)

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