Yes!! Had it in a small auberge in Amiens. The specialty of the house, and a meal to remember. I've heard there's a variation - pour a little kerosene over and bring to table en flambe. So festive!
Whoa, whoa!! Nobody's touching my Benadryl burritos! That's a sacred thing in my family. We have Abuelita's secret salsa recipe she brought from Chiapas...
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LOL. America became so stupid they got an FDA that worries about Amish selling milk, and people putting NyQuil in chicken, but ignores vaccine injuries.
I have to think this is all part of the psy-op. Assuming this is really happening (which I question) anyone stupid enough to make chicken with Nyquil isn't going to listen to the FDA or anyone else for that matter. It's like the supposed Tide pod eaters, if you think eating laundry detergent is a good idea then there is no help for you.
My suspicion is that the intent of this is to convince a large portion of the population that we really are too stupid to think for ourselves, and have no choice to listen to "experts". Remember all the FDA fear-mongering about a rash of ivermectin overdoses that turned out to be a lie? Why would this be any different?
Yes, let's worry about the Nyquil chicken instead of the increasingly worrisome trending in ADEs from experimental gene therapies. Fantastic priorities from the FDA.
Just make sure you follow the CDC guidelines and cook to 165 internal temperature. And...wash hands with warm, soapy water for at least 20 seconds before and after handling chicken. Lol
I remember the warning about "butt chugging" (pouring alcohol in your butt), that was supposed to be a thing. In reality, nobody was doing it. Let Darwin do what he does.
I've never shared this with anyone before, but this feels safe, I know you're all holding space for me, so...sometimes when my sig oth and I are feeling really wild and crazy, we eat bacon that's past its pull date.
I grew up on a farm, we ate many things that you would say What?? Like mountain oysters, cow tongue, and head cheese. So some bacon past it's prime is no big deal.
Exactly. I was /sarc. I live in the deep country, amongst farmers, ranchers, cartel foot soldiers and rez folks. I eat all kinds of stuff. Tongue is a favorite. If it can be made into an Indian taco, I'll eat it. As for road kill, I have my standards. I insist on knowing the year, make and model of the vehicle. Great to not have to pick out shot, but that headlight glass can be tricky.
Hey, you are so fun! Back when I was a kid my dad and I were traveling on a dark country road when a fox ran out in front of our car and unfortunately was run over and killed. My dad stopped the car, got out, picked up the dead fox, and put it in the car. I asked him if we were going to eat it and he said no because the fox's pelt was worth more than the meat. I was so relieved!!
Where I am originally from, in Hawai'i, roadkill is very rare, because there are hardly any land mammals. You'll see a lot of dead bufos (toads) after a big rain, and once in a very great while, a mongoose or bird. But nothing like here on Big Turtle Island. After 30 years I am still getting used to roadkill, it upsets me terribly. My sister says that there are Buddhist "coaches" on the sidelines telling squirrels, "Go now, now!! Get off of the squirrel life." The fox story shows that your father knew not to let a life go to waste, good for him. And a good lesson for you. I don't really eat roadkill but I know people who do. I was parroting them.
I live in a very wooded area with hills and winding roads in Missouri. I don't like traveling in the evening because of the deer, turkey, raccoons, and bobcats that are trying to cross the road. It is terrifying! Perhaps we will need to eat roadkill one day.
"The FDA actively monitors social media trends in efforts to combat the spread of online misinformation"
From "Today". Also this:
"Unfortunately, many people believe that over-the-counter (OTC) medications, including Nyquil, are completely safe and won’t cause any bad outcomes, said Dr. Sarah Anderson, an adolescent medicine specialist and assistant professor of pediatrics "
This is a professor of pediatrics, who thinks people are in general devoid of any judgement. Which is more frightening, that she would believe this or that it might actually be true? I really want to believe that professor Anderson is out of touch, but there is so much data supporting that she is spot on.
My benevolent overlords would not allow me to purchase anything that could harm me. No matter what I do with it.
This is the logical consequence of statism. Destruction of personal responsibility via decades of controlled education and systematic demolition of persons and/or institutions that teach self-reliance and responsibilities. This is necessary to a controlled state. Dominance through dependence.
Yes, a logical consequence of taking responsibility away from the individual and placing it in government. Like "you don't need to defend yourself, that is what the police are for" mentality - whihc has evolved into "you should not be ALLOWED to defend yourself and anyone teaching their children how to be responsible for themselves, their safety, and their actions MUST BE STOPPED!"
Teach a man to fish, and he might not submit fully to government authority. So disallow fishing. Demonize the fishermen. Ultimately all fishermen must be eliminated. It's for the common good!
I remember turning over my ID to buy some Sudafed at a drugstore. On the way home I got stopped by a cop for "weaving between lanes" - utter bs, I just never do that. He said, "You're new to me." My paranoia went interstellar. Clearly, Rite Aid had put out an APB.
Wow! Turned in even when you give over your ID! How'd he know which way you were going when you left? --- So pretty much no one is allowed to buy Sudafed, because if you do you're clearly going home to cook up some meth?
The Sudafed purchase really had nothing to do with it. I was just freaked out because I had a perfect driving record and then this sheriff's deputy (a real dick, he was known for harassing women) created an excuse to pull me over. He let me go, just wanted to check me out. I had about twenty bags of soil in the back of the Tacoma, it was planting season, and I think he misread my "Got Poi?" bumper sticker. Lol. The connection with the Sudafed purchase was in my all-too-fertile imagination.
Well listen up, folks. The Dept. of Homeland Security has designated TOMORROW, Sept. 25th, as "See Something, Say Something Day" (aka Karen Appreciation Day). So if you should spot your neighbors at the BBQ, it is your right, nay, even your duty to go over and inspect whatever it is they are cooking. At least break out the binoculars. Hone those informant skills, we're all being called upon to use them.
Oh it is so tempting. Man with oversized briefcase getting on bus. Woman washing her car in the rain. Solitary man buying seven cheeseburgers. White person without a mask listening to rap, at school bus stop. We are in terrible danger. They need to know.
I wouldn't know how to plead, it's a tough call. So is this for real, in Sweden? I can see the jokes coming.
But everyone knows he's right - IQ is racist, after all. Max sec means the guys on D Level would stomp those brain cells right out of you. Problem solved.
You fools, chicken tastes far better when you fry it in fentanyl.
Silly boy. You braise it in Lysol. That aromatic hot burn and you eliminate salmonella and e. coli too.
Chicken á la Somme: dip in Chlorine before frying.
Why fry at all. Chicken sushi. Yumm!
Why chicken at all? NyQuil with a Lysol sauce infused with meth—that’s what’s for dinner.
And it's vegan!
Gluten free!
Stop, you're making me hungry!
With a covid booster shot or two for dessert. Yummy.
Lol!
😆😆😆
Garnish your chick sushi with ginger flavored flaked ciprofloxacin.
'ginger-infused ciprofloxacin.' ginger flavoring is for the rabble...
Yes!! Had it in a small auberge in Amiens. The specialty of the house, and a meal to remember. I've heard there's a variation - pour a little kerosene over and bring to table en flambe. So festive!
(Smacks her lips in mustard gas...)
You know what it's called when you give citrus fruits to the poor?
Lemon-aid.
Groan!!!
I buy all my lemons at Cit-R-Us. 🍋
Bud-a-bump-tish!
If bikers were fish, what would you serve them with? Tattoo sauce.
First BBQ in the Garden of Eden?
Spare ribs. In apple sauce.
You guys are on fire!
It's the barbecue. Lysol marinade, keep it away from them hot coals or else...
The Cajun seasoning added to the Lysol just makes it.
Garnished with horse paste.
First they came for chicken and nyquil.
Then they came for thr Robitussun rubbed Steaks.
Then they came for the benadryl burritos...
And when they came for the Rohypnol & Rum, there was no one who could speak out.
Prolly due to the roppers & rum...
I'm down here in Florida preparing for this hurricane that's supposed to have a bullseye hit where I live.
My number one thing on my list to stock up on was booze!
Somehow, I believe you. 😉
For medicinal reasons of course.
Stay safe.
Wise man. I have sat out some major catastrophes with large bottles of name-that-alcohol.
Whoa, whoa!! Nobody's touching my Benadryl burritos! That's a sacred thing in my family. We have Abuelita's secret salsa recipe she brought from Chiapas...
Good ones!
Maybe you could light the Lysol and sear the chicken with it!
Only trained professionals should try this though!
It's a floor wax!
It's a hollandaise sauce!
It's two . . . two . . . .two things in one!
Don't forget massage oil, babe!
Is there an injection for that?
Do you mean Pfizer?
Well, maybe an injection against pfizer would be useful. : )
Lol
Cracked me up! Lol
And the irony of that is that eggs are a good source of iron.
Y'all just made the FDA's "misinformation list".
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It's to die for...
Fry, you fools!
Hey, we don’t need any more depopulation schemes.
LMFAO!
cook it in bleach ... “Chicken a la Trump”! 🍗 🐔
Bleach Bernice’s chicken à la Hillary
With a side-basket of deplorables?
Oh come on Fentanyl Fried Chicken is the best!
That shit’ll knock your dick in the dirt!
LOL. America became so stupid they got an FDA that worries about Amish selling milk, and people putting NyQuil in chicken, but ignores vaccine injuries.
I have to think this is all part of the psy-op. Assuming this is really happening (which I question) anyone stupid enough to make chicken with Nyquil isn't going to listen to the FDA or anyone else for that matter. It's like the supposed Tide pod eaters, if you think eating laundry detergent is a good idea then there is no help for you.
My suspicion is that the intent of this is to convince a large portion of the population that we really are too stupid to think for ourselves, and have no choice to listen to "experts". Remember all the FDA fear-mongering about a rash of ivermectin overdoses that turned out to be a lie? Why would this be any different?
Gimme a bottle of NyQuil,
For restful sleep my body needs
It’s an analgesic decongestant
With an anti histamine
Pour it on the chicken
Then fire up the grill
A relaxating dinner
You don’t need another pill
( I feel a country song coming on)
You need to work in pickup truck(s), dog(s) and grandma. And somebody leaving someone.
Almost there :-). In the era of self-driving vehicles it could go something like this:
I slept so long I was late
Picking gradma up when she got out of prisons,
When I ran to the driveway to jump in my truck,
I found I was all out of luck,
You see it's so sad, I had to be mad, cause my truck left me for some flashy EV!
I smell a hit!
Kip Attaway already has a NyQuil song, although I don't recall that it involves chicken.
Kip’s prolly a better one than this cats howling 😸
Nice to see a Kip fan on here.
'Stand By Your Hibachi'?
Gimme a pig foot!
The pliers are for the ‘child proof’ screw cap
Turns out the faux challenge is from 2017 originally. The FDA is very late to the game. https://www.eater.com/23365749/sleepy-nyquil-chicken-tiktok-stunt-food
That means in about 6 more years they will warn us not to take the jab.
of course they are late to the game. It's pathetic watching them try to validate their murderous organization
I did not notice them doing that. I mean, if they speak, people will listen and might possibly use google
Maybe they will finally take the EUA of the jabs when they make it up to 2019 issues!!
They've been busy killing people with their cures, so....
Yes, let's worry about the Nyquil chicken instead of the increasingly worrisome trending in ADEs from experimental gene therapies. Fantastic priorities from the FDA.
No handle on the pot...get the pliers. Cooking on Teflon is probably riskier than the Nyquil!!!
Just make sure you follow the CDC guidelines and cook to 165 internal temperature. And...wash hands with warm, soapy water for at least 20 seconds before and after handling chicken. Lol
Wait, has the chicken been vaccinated?
But heaven forbid don't WASH THE CHICKEN!
Oh no, certainly not. The flavor's in the bacteria.
"and what on earth do you serve as a side dish with this?" waffles with cough syrup.
Tide Pods?
YES!! Oh, great minds!
You serve vegetables stir fried in liquid Benadryl as a side dish.
Duh.
Horse paste of course!
"Buttermilk", said the blind man who drank from the phthistic's spittoon.
Sounds yummy. 🤢🤮
I suspect that no one at the FDA or NIH has a patent or licensed ownership in NyQuill, thus they can be critical of it.
I remember the warning about "butt chugging" (pouring alcohol in your butt), that was supposed to be a thing. In reality, nobody was doing it. Let Darwin do what he does.
Don't blame Darwin. He was only the messenger.
But yes, one has to think that the demise of western civilization began with "child proof" caps....
Geez, and I thought frying in vegetable oil was a little risky??
I've never shared this with anyone before, but this feels safe, I know you're all holding space for me, so...sometimes when my sig oth and I are feeling really wild and crazy, we eat bacon that's past its pull date.
Please don't judge us. Be kind.
I grew up on a farm, we ate many things that you would say What?? Like mountain oysters, cow tongue, and head cheese. So some bacon past it's prime is no big deal.
Exactly. I was /sarc. I live in the deep country, amongst farmers, ranchers, cartel foot soldiers and rez folks. I eat all kinds of stuff. Tongue is a favorite. If it can be made into an Indian taco, I'll eat it. As for road kill, I have my standards. I insist on knowing the year, make and model of the vehicle. Great to not have to pick out shot, but that headlight glass can be tricky.
Hey, you are so fun! Back when I was a kid my dad and I were traveling on a dark country road when a fox ran out in front of our car and unfortunately was run over and killed. My dad stopped the car, got out, picked up the dead fox, and put it in the car. I asked him if we were going to eat it and he said no because the fox's pelt was worth more than the meat. I was so relieved!!
Where I am originally from, in Hawai'i, roadkill is very rare, because there are hardly any land mammals. You'll see a lot of dead bufos (toads) after a big rain, and once in a very great while, a mongoose or bird. But nothing like here on Big Turtle Island. After 30 years I am still getting used to roadkill, it upsets me terribly. My sister says that there are Buddhist "coaches" on the sidelines telling squirrels, "Go now, now!! Get off of the squirrel life." The fox story shows that your father knew not to let a life go to waste, good for him. And a good lesson for you. I don't really eat roadkill but I know people who do. I was parroting them.
I live in a very wooded area with hills and winding roads in Missouri. I don't like traveling in the evening because of the deer, turkey, raccoons, and bobcats that are trying to cross the road. It is terrifying! Perhaps we will need to eat roadkill one day.
Here is the real story:
"The FDA actively monitors social media trends in efforts to combat the spread of online misinformation"
From "Today". Also this:
"Unfortunately, many people believe that over-the-counter (OTC) medications, including Nyquil, are completely safe and won’t cause any bad outcomes, said Dr. Sarah Anderson, an adolescent medicine specialist and assistant professor of pediatrics "
This is a professor of pediatrics, who thinks people are in general devoid of any judgement. Which is more frightening, that she would believe this or that it might actually be true? I really want to believe that professor Anderson is out of touch, but there is so much data supporting that she is spot on.
My benevolent overlords would not allow me to purchase anything that could harm me. No matter what I do with it.
This is the logical consequence of statism. Destruction of personal responsibility via decades of controlled education and systematic demolition of persons and/or institutions that teach self-reliance and responsibilities. This is necessary to a controlled state. Dominance through dependence.
Yes, a logical consequence of taking responsibility away from the individual and placing it in government. Like "you don't need to defend yourself, that is what the police are for" mentality - whihc has evolved into "you should not be ALLOWED to defend yourself and anyone teaching their children how to be responsible for themselves, their safety, and their actions MUST BE STOPPED!"
Teach a man to fish, and he might not submit fully to government authority. So disallow fishing. Demonize the fishermen. Ultimately all fishermen must be eliminated. It's for the common good!
Wait, all OTC medications are not completely safe? Why do we need the FDA then?
Because somebody has to tell us the shots are safe, of course.
Fish are endangered.
You serve tide pods as a side....duh.
Talk about a food coma!
Great...now they're gonna keep Nyquil and chicken in a locked case at the grocery store...
You already have to show your license to buy Benedryl here. Some idiotic TicToc challenge evidently. Surely the stupid people are dying.
Is it used to make Meth?
I remember turning over my ID to buy some Sudafed at a drugstore. On the way home I got stopped by a cop for "weaving between lanes" - utter bs, I just never do that. He said, "You're new to me." My paranoia went interstellar. Clearly, Rite Aid had put out an APB.
Wow! Turned in even when you give over your ID! How'd he know which way you were going when you left? --- So pretty much no one is allowed to buy Sudafed, because if you do you're clearly going home to cook up some meth?
The Sudafed purchase really had nothing to do with it. I was just freaked out because I had a perfect driving record and then this sheriff's deputy (a real dick, he was known for harassing women) created an excuse to pull me over. He let me go, just wanted to check me out. I had about twenty bags of soil in the back of the Tacoma, it was planting season, and I think he misread my "Got Poi?" bumper sticker. Lol. The connection with the Sudafed purchase was in my all-too-fertile imagination.
Hey, the Sudafed was the first place my mind went, but our area is a huge meth manufacturer. Definitely NOT happy to admit that.
Are you kidding?!
So stupid
I sure hope they are!
Well listen up, folks. The Dept. of Homeland Security has designated TOMORROW, Sept. 25th, as "See Something, Say Something Day" (aka Karen Appreciation Day). So if you should spot your neighbors at the BBQ, it is your right, nay, even your duty to go over and inspect whatever it is they are cooking. At least break out the binoculars. Hone those informant skills, we're all being called upon to use them.
https://www.dhs.gov/see-something-say-something/seesay-day
I think we should all en masse report people with masks. Crash their system with mask reports.
Now that’s an idea 💡😇
Oh Good Lord! What say we inundate them with things we “see”?
I like this. We should just blow up the lines with crazy talk
How about "200 people just crossed the Rio Grande and came up into my back yard" -? That should bring them running.
see below
Oh it is so tempting. Man with oversized briefcase getting on bus. Woman washing her car in the rain. Solitary man buying seven cheeseburgers. White person without a mask listening to rap, at school bus stop. We are in terrible danger. They need to know.
You're cooking up Revelations for the modern age!
Here's yesterdays headline from my corner of insanity:
"National prosecutor wants to make IQ illegal, punishable by up to two years in max sec prison."
I wouldn't know how to plead, it's a tough call. So is this for real, in Sweden? I can see the jokes coming.
But everyone knows he's right - IQ is racist, after all. Max sec means the guys on D Level would stomp those brain cells right out of you. Problem solved.
Crazy
Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment!
100%. Your the best!
aka Karen Appreciation Day*
SMILE
I remember why the med student was talking about this now! She had to show her ID to buy the NyQuil! What a scam world we live in. It’s OTC no ID.
OTC no ID.
Good one!
It can’t be as deadly as injecting non-degradable synthetic mRNA
Activated charcoal : )
Most logical reply!
For dessert. That would help.