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Claire Foster. A PhD with the research skills of a garden gnome.

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actually mr truth, i'm pretty sure she's a parody account, but the setup was too delicious and honestly, it can be pretty hard to tell sometimes...

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Can confirm. Been a follower of Ms. Foster for some time now. The comments their posts can provoke are very entertaining.

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Right, I was about to say, I don't think this account is real.

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real life has become indistinguishable from parody

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Real team blue is indistinguishable from parody.

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I heard she and "Doctor" Jill Biden did their dissertations together.

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I believe, if these parody accounts truly exist, if not, they can be created, some, after acquiring a large audience, might reveal themselves to their followers as such. The reaction would be priceless. Maybe some smart cat can do something about it.

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musk is right twooter cannot pass an audit of its bot accounts.

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A parody is not the same as a bot, though. Parody accounts are run by real people under fake identities, whereas bots are automated accounts that exist only to make it look like someone has more followers than they really do.

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"Kumare" - great film - comes to mind.

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“If you will it, it is no dream”

-Theodore Herzl by way of Walter Sobchak

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This comment is utterly unfair to garden gnomes...

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Heartfelt thanks to you, Dr. K, as you speak for those who cannot speak for themselves. Okay, yeah, they can fish, sit on logs and rocks, cross their legs, hold watering cans and hoes, they wave, they can even hold signs...but they cannot speak. Speech is denied them. A tragedy. But you are their voice.

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Google "garden gnome with gun".

Those little dudes are based.

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The antidote to "Garden gnome with cell phone", which made me throw up in my mouth a little - before I could projectile vomit.

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vicious little bastards they are!

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Gnome sweet gnome.

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That PhD should be doubly embarrassed in this age of Google. In my youth my parent's rebuttel to questions was "look it up" and I had to find a big dictionary or the encyclopedia.

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Are those the same skills as Dr. FrankenFauci?

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Piled high & deep!

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HA! My husband, who has his very own 3 letter advanced degree designation likes to reference that when commenting on other 3 letter advanced degree folks who let their egos rule. Especially when they can't deliver in the real world.

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I am quite sure that PhD in this case stands for "permanent head damage" :-)...

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Ugh, that’s a good one! (I have a PhD 😭)

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Hi Amy 😂 Nice to see you on bad cattitude. Small world.

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Ha, you’re one, too!

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oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I thought you were a JD for some reason

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That Travelocity Gnome has mad research skills

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I'd like to correct that: Claire Foster a PhD with the intellectual skills of a bag of chalk...a mid-level double digit one at that.

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What Globalist NGO funds this soulless fraud?

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I'd bet on the gnome

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Same 😂

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Don’t insult the garden gnomes. At least they have a purpose and are entertaining.

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The garden gnome's union resents this comment and demands a written apology :P!

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P(in)h(eaded)D(ipshit).

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Pile it Higher & Deeper

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Like most PhDs. (Post hole Diggers.)

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If the 6 million slaves had possessed the appropriate weaponry themselves before enslavement then Ms. Tubman wouldn't have to trouble herself with freeing them.

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They did but the other African tribes used their weaponry more successfully and defeated their tribes and then sold them to the highest bidders.

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Harriet Tubman was a MAJOR 2A proponent! Many people didn’t want blacks to own guns. She knew that! And as I’ve stated previously, Harriet was a MAJOR bad ass! People on the left freak out when they know the truth of history.

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Also she was a Republican. :-)

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All the first blacks elected to Congress were Republicans. (From what I've read.) I give it creedence, because who wants to join the party that kept you as slaves? Which is why the majority of blacks now are dems. ?!🤔🤨

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Like MLK. As we all know, the Dems were the party of the Klan.

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Democrats still own slaves. It’s called welfare

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Touche!

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You betcha!!!!

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justice thomas cited a century old decision which affirmed the rights of all americans under 2 d amendment for self defense.

the case involved a place where blacks were not allowed to arm themselves to defeat the democrat lynch mobs.

best news for the constitution since trump was cheated!

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Yup. These days, many young women are filled with disbelief when I inform them that RBG was not comfortable with Roe v. Wade.

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Is that a parody account? Because it sure seems like a parody account. I mean, Clinton/Harris 2024?

Anti-Extremist | Maoist Centrist | Board certified Astrologist | IQ 169 | Clinton/Harris 2024

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i think so mr lymond, but it's still pretty funny

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It’s an ‘approved Twitter bot.’ All run by the CIA AND FBI.

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Yes, it is. Look at the rest of the tweets. :D

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And some pretty good parody replies, too,

Another of her tweets (yes I had to do a search to see if this could be parody) she applauds Hillary Clinton for "taking out" Epstein. So yeah, probably parody.

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They simply hate facts. History is a minor inconvenience to them as they choose to rewrite it or outright ignore it.

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Yeah, but Gato, she has a PHD!

"Here's a broom go and sweep the floors."

"But I have a PhD..."

"Oh sorry, give me the broom, I'll show you how its done."

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PhD was given by ivy league to jazenda new Zealand leader ; titles are meaningless in the new distopia. Nobel peace prize to o bad ma is ironic. How many will/have died in this new ideological dystopian that he supports. I do now think it may be a generational gap issue as I had considered before. Listened to American thought leaders podcast by former liberal Sibarium about the ivy league cancel culture methods within todays privileged youth.

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Lies, damned lies, (and then there's statistics)... El kitten of Wisdom!

Gun surrender is commonly followed by mass murder, (committed by the government,) in formerly free societies.....as one of your sagacity well knows.

Harriet had God and Guns, and that's how it should always be. (Until Power no longer Corrupts, that is....) I won't hold my breath.

Just remember to put God before the guns, and always follow the golden rule....until they sell you like cattle, that is. Then all bets are off.

Kinda like today in Amerika, huh, kitten?

Before the AI running the world takes me out for a thought crime, I personally am against violence and never advocate for it in others. However, if anyone ever assaults me with gene alteration technology, I will make my strong defensive, and responsive, stance very, very clear!

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(Sing chants)

"All we are saying, is give dogs a chance."

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"Censor that cat! We can't have people running around telling the truth."

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But it is not "people"... it is a cat. 😆

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Got’im!!

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That dog is awesome! Said dog lover

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As usual…

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I'm old enough to remember "Armed gays don't get bashed" and my parents are old enough to remember "Armed blacks don't get lynched." The ostracized and/or weak have the most to gain from universal gun rights -- that's exactly why I support them.

After decades and decades, are we finally going to admit there are some who claim they want to help such 'disadvantaged' people, but instead continue to make their situation worse?

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This is fantastic. Cheers!🍺

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Dissociation from reality on full display.

You ever get the feeling these people would absolutely loathe their heroes if they had to spend a day in "You Are Here" with them?

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Please tell me.....that wasn't a real PhD on the original tweet..... was it??

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Actually, she has “PHD” after her name, not “PhD”. I believe her acronym stands for Piece of Human Detritus.

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I came here to say that all caps PHD means "Piled Higher and Deeper" but I like yours better!

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It's a parody account :)

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I really can't tell anymore.

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One of my long-time quotes is “Peak Libtard is indistinguishable from vicious, biting satire.”

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Ḥamad ibn Muḥammad ibn Jumʿah ibn Rajab ibn Muḥammad ibn Saʿīd al Murjabī, aka Tippu Tip approves.

As does Muhammad ibn Abi Bakr al-Turi of Songhai Empire.

And many many more african and arabic slave traders who gladly sold people to whoever paid, over more than a millennium. A trade that is still ongoing and still is run by africans and arabs.

Know who the only people who ever forbade and tried to stop the slave trade is?

That's right. White christian europeans and americans. So anyone celebrating an end to slavery better celebrate the white supremacy of the 19th century too, since no arabs and no africans ever have even considered it wrong, long as it's not them being enslaved.

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Stop! You’re making too much sense.

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Clearly, if Ms Tubman could've gotten her hands on an AR-15 assault rifle... she would have gladly done so !

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