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Please do not dump any more liberals in Canada. We are barely functioning as it is.

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That cat's a badass! Amazing!

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Now that's a goalie!

And neither we nor the UK need any more grief. Justin more than deserves a matching failson and his bride. But haven't the people of Canada also suffered enough already? Ain't there no radioactive atolls anywhere ripe for a used set of royals?

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A draw?!? CANADA?!? How did we get involved in this mess with these petulant “Royals”?? Oh, right, the Queen is on our money. Aargh!!

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Fantastic goalie clip!

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Good kitty!

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No way. England win or England lose, the Dimwit Duo stay in Montecito. We're well rid of them.

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Perhaps with CRISPR tech, our Transhumanist overlords will introduce Gato DNA into next gen goalkeepers.

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Fab cat!

On the topic of FIFA/corruption, this is very good from Douglas Murray:

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/fifa-has-scored-a-spectacular-own-goal

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I'm eagerly waiting for the legions of woke to descend with their almighty righteous fury upon FIFA, the participating nations, and Qatar.

Any second now...

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We already have trudeau. Please, NO MORE!

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Canada is now the world's dumping ground for garbage - even though we produce so much ourselves

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U.S. is totally screwed as they are a horrible in all things soccer and there is this also.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/22/world-cup-fans-say-loser-of-us-vs-england-game-must-take-james-corden/

Please, can we not place that bet?

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El gato malo, is the you???

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I had a cat named Mittens (Mit the Kit) who could do that. :)

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