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Please do not dump any more liberals in Canada. We are barely functioning as it is.

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That cat's a badass! Amazing!

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Those cats are fast as lightning.

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In fact, it's a little bit frightening.

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It's, it's a ballroom blitz!

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or is it kung fu fighting?

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His kicks were fast as lightning!

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I think the Egyptians were probably on to something.

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I have watched that 10 times! - on this always-stands-out Wend at work before TG - perfect - real cute to see its tail wagging in slow motion. ... and the final paw push is away from the "goal" line! -

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Now that's a goalie!

And neither we nor the UK need any more grief. Justin more than deserves a matching failson and his bride. But haven't the people of Canada also suffered enough already? Ain't there no radioactive atolls anywhere ripe for a used set of royals?

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Send them to Gruinyard outside Scotland.

The island was used by the british military to try and turn Anthrax into a bioweapon.

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Yes! And we can airdrop care packages of week-old haggis made by cultural imperialists from [fill in here] to ensure it was cooked quite badly.

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There are areas to the middle-south of Sweden where mining has been done for almost a thousand years. All the mines are abandoned, so many forests in the area are littered with vertical mineshafts, just a couple of meters across.

All the signs and fences have long since rotted away and most of the pits (some are hundreds of meters deep, with next-to-freezing water) are grown over with a thin layer of moss and undergrowth.

Tag'em with GPS-anklets, drop them in the middle of that area, and track them with an IR-drone.

You could offer bets on whose signal winks out first! "Survivor: Bergslagen Edition!"

And if they don't stumble into an old mine, there are lots of boars and bears wandering about.

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I'm voting for Rikard's idea! This sounds like a "Survivor" show I might want to watch!

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Sounds good to me!

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a taste of their own making !!!

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is that Bikini island still available ? good idea ! send all these WEF infused nerds there. They will soon be giving off light and think they are holy !

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Well, I don't want to send them anyplace that had ever been inhabited; no point in rubbing more salt in grievous unhealed wounds.

Send 'em to a place with nasty tropical undergrowth and really lousy fishing that no one wanted to live on, ever.

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oh LOL I remember a film with ants that eat you alive. I think it was in the Amazon woods though. I don't want to do that to the poor indians living there ! Or may be there are still some cannibal tribes... they probably taste too bad for the piranhas

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One of my favorite films. The Naked Jungle.

"Marabunta! Marabunta!"

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A draw?!? CANADA?!? How did we get involved in this mess with these petulant “Royals”?? Oh, right, the Queen is on our money. Aargh!!

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if you're gonna have royals, you must be prepared for the possibility of getting royally screwed.

sorry, i don't make the rules...

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Sad, but all too true, my feline friend.

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What about Australia? Could they go there?

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or NZ since Ardern is already one of them ! Then block all the ways off the island and we are rid of them

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I like that as a long term solution!

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Don't worry, soon you'll get new money with King Charles on them.

Huzzah?

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Fantastic goalie clip!

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Good kitty!

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No way. England win or England lose, the Dimwit Duo stay in Montecito. We're well rid of them.

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Perhaps with CRISPR tech, our Transhumanist overlords will introduce Gato DNA into next gen goalkeepers.

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oh no ! don't put them to the idea. imagine they take the wrong gen and everyone will grow a tail ! Or claws ! Or fangs !

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They need the tail to be able to land well.

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Fab cat!

On the topic of FIFA/corruption, this is very good from Douglas Murray:

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/fifa-has-scored-a-spectacular-own-goal

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Aw no! The Spectator has a subscription drive where you get a bottle of JW Black Label as a sign up gift! But it's void where I live!

Noooo!

Oh, and Murray never disappoints, one of their sharpest pens and proof positive that there's still life to the ole' "britunculi".

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Bad luck! Yes he can be very good, that article is one of his best.

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Oh my giddy aunt, that Spectator can be Spectacular at times! Thanks. Good sport!

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I'm eagerly waiting for the legions of woke to descend with their almighty righteous fury upon FIFA, the participating nations, and Qatar.

Any second now...

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I'm so glad you didn't say you were holding your breath as I'd miss you. 😥😂

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Ha! Thank you, truly. That's a nice thing to read at 0630 in the AM.

Nah, I'm like swedish candy regarding the whole thing. If political manifestations are a-okay during sports events (meaning the athletes, sponsors, and so on) then all political manifestations area-okay.

It's the only way to be fair.

I'm not on board with the hypocrisy of bashing Russia for their stance on homos and at the same time giving the chinese or the arabs a free pass just because it's convenient and might hurt business.

There's an old - prechristian even - swedish proverb I live by, always have:

"Don't make yourself a dog to get a bone". It's a good one, I think.

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That's a very good proverb, even if I do think dogs are superior beings!

It's amazing to me how many people will turn their face away from any sort of ethical dilemma for gain...

I want an iPhone! ...too bad about those families stuck in slave labor towns, sleeping on the floors of workshops...

Gays for Palestine! Although technically there never was such a nation,and thry kill you for being gay over there...

My liver and heart are wearing out ! Good thing those Yuigurs are willing to be rounded up into those camps so I can have a fresh organ when I need one...

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We already have trudeau. Please, NO MORE!

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LOL!! And he’d love to replace the Queen on your currency!

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with castreau ?

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Yes, such a moronic spoiled child.

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He does act a little queenly. 🤨😏

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Indy kittie is awesome! Thanks for those links.

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I agree! I love that cat... Here's only more that was just released!

https://youtu.be/99TcUh1Yr98

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Thank you! Love this little guy!

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You are so welcome--I am happy to share such a treasure! :-)

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Canada is now the world's dumping ground for garbage - even though we produce so much ourselves

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Better you than New Jersey. 😉😊😋

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U.S. is totally screwed as they are a horrible in all things soccer and there is this also.

https://nypost.com/2022/11/22/world-cup-fans-say-loser-of-us-vs-england-game-must-take-james-corden/

Please, can we not place that bet?

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El gato malo, is the you???

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I had a cat named Mittens (Mit the Kit) who could do that. :)

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