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Those people in that pumpkin look just like people who would yell at me for not wearing a mask!

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you of all people need a mask!

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No shit. LOL.

Even I get sick of myself.

I feel bad for subjecting you guys to the voices in my head.....

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you can have my ski mask

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Misery loves company.

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Oct 31, 2022
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Could be Brad and Susie as well

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Sorry friend!

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Could use Brandon instead....already in taken but could be repurposed...

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I would second that amendment.

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Obviously I meant ‘is’ instead of ‘in’...

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Tout est pardonné

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Yup

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Oh, the snake-cat was great!

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Have you looked into cats afraid of cucumbers yet?

https://youtu.be/RBrZsgy4-SQ

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REPORTED FOR HATE SPEECH.

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Kitty found the caps key!

I’m not one to give a damn about capitalization but made it pop.

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It was the cucumber!

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Oh, the look my dog just gave me for waking her elderly self up with my evil laughter!

I blame el gato malo. ( note: I did not say it was your fault...just that I was blaming you.)

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haha ! if you could !

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Oct 31, 2022
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Cats are pretty resilient little beasts, much less prone to self-harm than dogs. Which is why we love them.

I just wonder what sort of natural predator the cucumber elicits which provokes such a dramatic reaction.

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bro, we're just scared of the kind of humans that sneak up behind cats with cucumbers.

those people are fricking weirdos.

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Unlike, perhaps, humans that sneak up behind other *humans* with cucumbers? What do you call those? Vegans?

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Perverts

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LOL!!!

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bwahahaha!

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Oh gosh. Lol!

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Probably looks like a snake or other reptile

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snake?

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I grew up hooked on sci-fi. The old non-PC stories and novels. I can recall one story that posited the opinion that snakes and spiders were escapees from an alien spacecraft eons ago and that's why most humans have an innate revulsion to those creatures.

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Oct 31, 2022
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They say babies are alarmed at snakes too.

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There are too many mentally-ill people around to take any of the yelling personally. Two days ago on a rainy afternoon, typical of Oregon in the fall, I saw a young woman (all by her very lonesome) crossing a street wearing a hoodie and a huge face mask (covering her nose fully, of course). Gotta protect yourself from all the viruses and bacteria being emitted by cars. Right? SMH... if it wasn't for Substack and Telegram, I would've lost it by now.

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Tweet From Dr Nicole Saphire

My kids' school sent a note saying

they can wear Halloween costumes

to school tomorrow as long as they

don't cover the face because it will

"hinder the learning environment."

I was waiting for the punch line at

the end but apparently they didn't

see the irony in their message

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Probably a standard announcement created pre-lockdowns and they are too weak minded to see the irony.

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Quadruple like

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They must be seeking AMNESTY!

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Good grief Annie!

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Oct 31, 2022
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Hmmm…of course! I should have thought of that !

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Stop this! It's a good thing the golf season is over here in Chinada, because I broke 2 ribs laughing, and at my fossilized age, it's gonna take 6 months to recover.

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Mouse Formation Psychology

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The Jills o lantern vs cat o lantern wins!

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Always hatin' on the kitters.

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Y’all need to stop. Do you want Hitler cat? Because this is how you get Hitler cat.

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The snake kitty looks like my Bengal kitty whose name is Cheetah. She looks like a little Cheetah:) So adorable.

Thank you, Gatito Bueno! xoxoxoxo

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😹😹😹

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The cat-snake is seriously cool!

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Silly humans. Cats rule the world.

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Haha - Karen & the kitten 😆

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Happy Halloween, Gato!

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Snakecat is creepy as hell.

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