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Oh no. If you are correct that might mean that a man isn’t a woman after all. That having a gas stove isn’t going to destroy the world. That having millions of illegal immigrants might not bring equality and Justice for all. Could this really mean that Joe Biden is really demented and that we are on the Titanic.

Thanks, I needed a math lesson

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(man + woman + L +G +T +B +Q + bonus hole + chestfeeder) - (white patriarchy + toxic masculinity + xyzism) = paradise. (I may have not got this quite right but I think they may teach it in math at school these days)

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I've tried to solve for T a bunch of times and keeping Imaginary Numbers.

*wipes whiteboard, starts over*

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I hope you can swim or have a small life boat because you know the Titanic did not!

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At this point I think I’d rather join the band on deck.

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the tuba might be a good idea. big enough. hope it floats

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You could sound it to have the whales come rescue you and take you to Atlantis.

That's an uplifting ending.

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*slides business card across covfefe table*

"Pi Guy - Deck Furniture Re-Arranger"

Maybe you can pass this along for me.

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