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Ray Bob's avatar

What happened to the squirrel ? You know squirrels aren't real right? Just like the birds man, nothing's real. Here's the proof X÷B<€₩>~y57+€~¥{□○|= No birds no squirrels. dig it! This is all future math . It aint even been invented On this particular time line. So this proves I'm far more advanced. I am the world's leading expert. Where do I sign up to get my tax money grant? I need 25 million dollars to Save the world from the coming bird and squirrel Apocalypse.. I'll Settle for 15. Humanity cannot wait. Give me the money now or suffer the consequence think of the children .Why would you allow this to happen to the children? Send the cash to p o box 147 pueblo colorado. Preferably in 20s and $100 bills.

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

I remember that Reddit subheading! I couldn't decide if they were being funny or if they really believed what they were saying. Squirrels are too cute to be unreal! We don't have very many in the high desert so I have to view squirrels when I visit somewhere else.

As to where the squirrels are, I believe they could possibly be on back-order.

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Ray Bob's avatar

I remember that as well. I don't know exactly how I ended up going down that rabbit hole. After reading what you had written about being Easily distracted . And having suffered from this affliction my entire life. My original thought and attempt at humor was going to be. The squirrel was sent there to distract you on purpose. And was gonna somehow work in Einstein Maybe try to make a quantum physics joke

don't know exactly, but somewhere along the line., Probably due to being easily distracted. Squirrels aren't real popped in my head and you see the end result. Hopefully, I made you laugh.

And by the way, I live in Central Florida. In the shadow of the mouse, we are blessed with squirrels. We have an abundance, I will be more than happy to box up several 1000 And send them to you. They'll be on the 3:10 to yuma.

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

Got the jokes! I tried to watch "The 3:10 to Yuma." That lasted about five minutes. The squirrel is, you probably know, an ADHD joke. I can't take medication for it; have tried anyway but it doesn't help.

I'm in NM in the high desert so the squirrels don't have the bushy tails. I've lived in the Southwest and SoCal all but one year. Visiting Raleigh NC was a huge shock! Beautiful place and so much green!!

If I didn't remember the moon landing in 1969 so clearly I might have been impressed about the drop-off on the moon today. We were glued to our TVs the whole time. I know more about NASA now that I'm much older so while the new missions are inspiring for kids, they're rather pointless beyond that. Elon Musk doesn't seem to understand that going to Mars is rather pointless. No atmosphere = wearing spacesuits outside at all times. It's like Yuma but without an atmosphere! Besides, I don't think NASA is careful enough.

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