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The Ungovernable's avatar

merry christmas to the naughty kitty

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Kurt's avatar

God bless us, every one.

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la chevalerie vit's avatar

Merry Christmas Gato and fellow readers!

Socks for Lt. Dan 🤣

Loud celebrations disturbing the peace and quiet is the trigger not only for Grinch but also for Grendel. Whoville and Heorot, advisory tales 🤣

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Alamo Dude's avatar

Who knew Charles Dickens had a cat named Willa. Had to watch Angel Studio’s The King of Kings to find that out. Then, who knew Yuban started out as a Yule Tide treat?

The whurl is full of wonders. Just opened my presents, a hot cup of Ethiopian beanz with MCT oil, and a new sun rise.

Peace and Good Tidings to all humankind, a Savior was-is-always will be born.

Hail and blessed be the hour and moment in which the Son of God was born of the most pure Virgin Mary, at midnight, in Bethlehem, in the piercing cold.

Merry ChristMass in the InThelightEnMent, beyond the gravity boots of relativity selfish Ego worship. Per the ohysics double slot experiment. Where Light’s photons are Divine consciousness and infinite wave enery. Where relativity no longer observer/observed adds gravity to us. Selfless as our savior takes over cruise control to Infinity and 🐝yond.

God Bless, 🙏🙏🙏

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Rosemary B's avatar

Happy Birthday Jesus. Merry Christmas Gato, to you and youz peoples

Today is the day to eat a lot of celebratory cookies and pie

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Andrew Devlin's avatar

Christmas was always a special time for our kitties. With as many as 19 at one time, there was usually at least one climbing or hiding in the tree. Sometimes, they’d bring it crashing to the floor!

Thank God electric lights replaced the candles of old!

Have a Merry Christmas, Gato, and don’t climb those trees!!!

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Rosemary B's avatar

get down... GET DOWN

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Yuma's Freezing's avatar

Merry Christmas, Gato! I hope you get to wear your Christmas Gato blazer again!

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Captain Jay's avatar

Merry Christmas and a Happy, Healthy, Prosperous New Year to all Internet Felines

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TRM's avatar

Just remember to blurt out "HOW'S THAT VAX WORKING OUT FOR YA?" at the dinner table at least once ...

I'm a bad bad kitty LOL.

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Nigel Tufnel's avatar

Feliz Navidad, Señor Gato …

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Suzie's avatar

A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! And a MOST BLESSED AND PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR FOR ONE AND ALL!!

❤️🎄🎁🙏

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Sarah Thompson's avatar

If we’re not being stalked by giant demonic felines, are we really celebrating? Merry Christmas!

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TriTorch's avatar

"This pretentious ponderous collection of AI generated Christmas slop is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create el gato malo, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"

the Christmas tree tinselled and trimmed

coloured lights hanging from its limbs

now the cat has lots to play

with the lights as bright as day

poor Mr puss, now all scorched and singed

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Susan G's avatar

Think of the poor cat in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

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TriTorch's avatar

Ha, That was my first thought when I read that poem… Great minds =j

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Susan G's avatar

What's the deal with having to log in to like a post. If I have a password, I don't know how.

A belated Merry Christmas and an early Happy New Year

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Swabbie Robbie's avatar

God Jól to EGM. Now we know your alter persona the archetype Jólakötturinn. Quick everyone make sure you, and especially your children, are wearing a new ugly Christmas sweater, or at least new socks.

I loved seeing John McClane in his police jammies and Hans Gruber in his money jammies getting along so well (ha) and sharing their Nakatomi Lego set.

Re: The Whitman Sampler on scene with Forest Gump. I swear we had exactly that carpet and paneling and everyone in the country had the ashtray on the coffee table.

God Jól to everyone that hangs out here in the bad cat's neighborhood.

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Anne Emerson Hall's avatar

I had new socks on but ended up taking them off…temperature is climbing up to 73 in Atlanta today. No way am I going to be able to wear the ugly sweater.

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Rita's avatar

It'll be 80 here in San Antonio. Warm Christmas greetings to one and all!

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Swabbie Robbie's avatar

Ours is rising to 35 here in Central Wisconsin. I'll keep my heavy socks on, but it is Sunny so, a good day for a mid day walk. Merry Christmas

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Michelle's avatar

Love writing to Satan! Socks for Lt Dan still giggling.

Merry Christmas everyone and thank you gato for all the weekly belly laughs. Looking forward to 2026. Good tidings to all! Blessings from Canada 🇨🇦🍷🥳😺

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Indrek Sarapuu's avatar

Gump Christmas, Satan.

Merry Christmas, gato!

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JDZ's avatar

This reminded me of the years my daughter received Pearl Jam & Creed cd’s as gifts…whole family & visitors were assailed with “torture rock” the rest of the day - ugh. However, rule since ‘02- the whole family (& visitors) are now regaled by Grandpa & Grandma’s 70’s playlist always in the background … and they have a very Merry Christmas & Happy New Year! Just as we wish for you & yours!!

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