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But what if I really "believe" and "trust" the science of chain-link fences?!?! CNN says that makes a difference.

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Just mask the deer ticks. Easy peasy

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"Aug 3 2021, Marty Makary, professor of health policy at Johns Hopkins University:

"We have downgraded #Covid19 to a mild seasonal virus... Covid-19 will become the 5th seasonal #corona virus that will circulate for decades to come."

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The unvaccinated deer must be removed from society! Delicious, unvaccinated deer...

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Okay, I have one question: Who the hell during the middle of a "pandemic" has the time to study this! And if we have the time to study *this* who the hell believes there's a crisis? (Okay, I guess technically, that's two questions.)

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I’m not even a kitten so it’s very difficult for me to understand these complex medical concepts. I’m hoping you can help explain this whole vaccine thing. It seems rather widely acknowledged at this point that the vaccines don’t prevent infection nor do the prevent transmission. There seems reason to believe they may help mitigate the severity of symptoms in those who become infected. Correct me if I’m wrong, but that seems the very definition of a prophylactic treatment rather than a vaccine. If so, why do we care whether people are vaccinated? My vaccination won’t protect you and vice versa. Are we are worried about the medical system being overwhelmed by really sick infected people? That never seemed to have happened and doesn’t seem a concern in places like Sweden where no one is dying from

covid despite no mask or vaccine mandates and no lockdowns.

I’m also not a doctor, but if the vaccines are really treatments, why aren’t other treatments also being mandated? What about remdesivir or monoclonal antibodies or steroids or vitamin d or ivermectin or others? I’m very confused.

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I've never seen a deer in a mask, have you?

Game, Set, Match El Gato Malo -- gg.

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Public health officials have been lying from the outset, about masks, lockdowns, school closures and the likelihood of a lab leak… Public Health is a completely discredited field, like astrology or phrenology.

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why are we not talking about forest lockdowns? we now have two forests, one is giddy with infected unmasked deer prancing about sniffing each other’s butts in close quarters, and a second forest full of piss n’ vinegar, sourly distant, looking on with dramatic jowls of disapproval and unadulterated rage, calling for the hunting and killing of their reckless brethren while touting the need for early enforced hibernation. Come end of year, 1-2% of infected deer may find themselves mounted heads, permanently looking down at our collective failings from their elevated place of honor on many a lodge’s walls

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But zero covid is totally achievable. We just have to build a giant ark and ship all the animals out to sea for 40 days.

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This MAY be a dumb question.. have you ever seen Covid, a full sequence, not computer generated ANYWHERE?

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Interesting to watch CNN carrying water for the CIA attempt to bill China $6 trillion for covid damages. I figured the spooks would need to throw Lord God Fauci under the bus first, in order to step around the gain of function work paid for by BMGF and NIH, but maybe he cut a deal to go along with it in order to save his ass. Still, this will be part of a larger effort in the near future to heat up Xinjiang con, the Hong King con and send India over the border, while the US plays footsy with Taipei, all in an effort to take China down, similar to the attempt to take Russia down in April over Ukraine con. Well, that went so well in Ukie land that I guess they had to do it all over again, this time in Asia. Here's my Law of Empire in Terminal Decline: Every action taken by the Imperial core to stop or slow Imperial decline only serves to accelerate and expand the scope of decline.

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Who is the deer whisperer that spread it from humans to deer? Seriously who gets close to live deer...something seems off about this 'deer data'

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CDC mandating Santa stretching his harnesses and Rudy's nose masked.

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Or that "Zero Covid" is possible with a nearly infinite number of animal reservoirs.

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N95 underwear may have been on the 2020 bingo card, but wait until Feigl-Ding starts advocating for deer vaccination, or mass culling!

I wonder if this has any significance for Michigan's lackluster performance re:COVID considering our deer population.

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But! Polio! (Like all viruses an vaccines are the same)

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So what you're saying is that hunting deer is doing a service for humanity? I'm in!!!

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When someone screams that studies like this are not "peer reviewed" as a means to discount them, what do you tell them?

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Nice use of metaphor, hermano. Me gusta.

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How are they getting a viral load high enough when this aerosolized? The wind and fresh air would seem to disperse it enough you couldn’t get infected?!

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