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Guttermouth's avatar

"The only way we're going to get to a place where we work through this transition is if everyone in America and everyone around the world gets vaccinated."

Wait, I know this game! It's the Grand Unification Theory Game! Let me do one!

"The only way we're going to solve the problem of failing schools across this country is if we invest billions of dollars in youth parcheesi programs in Sierra Leone."

Too out there? Can I have another turn? Please! I'll scream misogyny! Thanks.

"The only way we're going to solve the problem of systemic racism is segregating schools and fostering disunity."

"The only way we're going to solve the problem of domestic terrorism is by expanding the definition to include moms angry at school boards."

"The only way we're going to restore democracy is doing everything we can to silence opposing voices."

How'd I do?

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Robb Wolf's avatar

100/100

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Guttermouth's avatar

Thanks! I'll be here all week.

Tip your waitress, because I refuse to pay her enough because my margins are razor-thin and she's underskilled and no system rests on a single variable.

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Phoebe's avatar

Not bizarre enough to compete with the Brandon brand. 🙄

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LP's avatar

You nailed it, Guttermouth!

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George's avatar

You did great!

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Dooglio's avatar

100%!

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Raptor's avatar

Word Psalad Psaki?

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el gato malo's avatar

ok, that's getting stolen.

"word psalad" is epic.

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Rob Jenkins's avatar

Shout-out to el gato in this week’s Townhall column. https://townhall.com/columnists/robjenkins/2021/10/17/americas-descent-into-medical-fascism-n2597550

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el gato malo's avatar

thank you for not capitalizing that!

my pronouns are "lower" and "case."

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Rob Jenkins's avatar

You’re welcome. The urge to capitalize is very strong, but I resist out of respect for you.

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Schrödinger's Cat's avatar

el gato - I mean no disrespect at all, I simply don't understand and don't "get it."

==> Why *are* they lower case?

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TNK's avatar

as a cat yourself you should know. How did you make the cap W? But then again you are both alive and dead.

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norstadt's avatar

Even if it damages relationships, I think it helps to call people out as fascists. Presumably, most of them know that fascism is bad and it might cause a moment of introspection.

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Rob Jenkins's avatar

Agreed. I’m not trying to insult anyone. I just believe in calling things what they are.

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Ed BLeNDr Bertrand's avatar

you're SO much nicer than I am😏

insult as a shock inducing introspection and recalibration is

MY. FAVORITE. DEVICE.

it has to be built on rock-solid documentation to be effective

cuz most folks just don't possess adequate resources😉 to credibly refute

to date no one has come back for round 2

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KatLee's avatar

Excellent piece!

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Rob Jenkins's avatar

Thank you!

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Ed BLeNDr Bertrand's avatar

RTd👍

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Rob Jenkins's avatar

Thanks, Dan. I don’t yet, but I’m thinking about it. Meanwhile, I’m on Townhall most weeks, and occasionally on American Thinker.

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Rob Jenkins's avatar

That’s kind of you, Dave. I will seriously consider it.

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cmpalmer75's avatar

Why do they continue to push "vaccines" they know do not prevent infection or transmission of the virus? Why did Adeyemo make such a ridiculous statement? Why did Psuki basically blame the unvaxxed for the supply chain problems in a recent presser?

Last year...when we were allegedly in the middle of the worst pandemic in a hundred years...the supply chains did not break. There were shortages blamed on hoarding, but we were reassured the supply chains were intact and robust.

Is the current supply chain failure a result of bad policy or is it by design...a feature, not a bug?

Why do they want everyone...they said everyone...to be injected with their crap "vaccines"?

WTH is in those "vaccines"?

I fully support the nurses, doctors, care home workers, truck drivers, longshoremen, pilots, flight attendants, etc., who are quitting, striking, calling out sick...whatever they have to do. I know there will shortages and deprivations as we fight back. But that's not what is causing the problems with the supply chain now.

Is this a bug or a feature?

Is incompetence, bad policy choices, economic imbecility, hubris, stupid, or greed sufficient to explain what is happening in the country and in the world?

IMO, it is not.

Have your C19 infection kit ready (vitamins C and D, zinc, quercetin, ivermectin, aspirin, etc.).

And stock up on essential goods.

They are going to try to break us with deprivation. We must prepare. And help one another.

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Doug Fresh's avatar

In a meeting with myself, our CFO, and our company owner, the CFO asked about Bidens "vax mandate". Our owner simply replied "it's not OSHA's job to tell you what to inject into your body," and that it won't hold up to legal challenges. Love this dude.

Probably helps that our workforce is primarily based 30 year old Hispanic dudes that wouldn't ever get jabbed to keep their jobs. A real, enforceable mandate would put us out of business.

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Dennis D. Duffy's avatar

Love your owner! Please tell him how much we all appreciate that refreshing leadership. If I knew what business you were in I would support it any way I could!

Brandon said he "planned" to issue a vax mandate on Sept 9th. Intentions are NOT mandates. Mandates are not the law either! Brandon has NOT DONE IT, likely because it would never hold up to a constitutional legal attack. But he and his Marxist followers could care less about our freedoms!

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MLL's avatar

Gives me hope for the future!! Stand your ground and stay strong. Young people, especially men, do NOT need these jabs. The risk of vax injury is greater than risk of illness. Blessings to all of you.

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Dennis D. Duffy's avatar

Klaus Schwab and the World Economic Forum have admitted what is in the vaccines. Blood markers to watch and control people. Watch and read this VERY closely. It explains the situation. DO NOT COMPLY.

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/blog/2021/10/16/did-klaus-schwab-and-world-economic-forum-admit-the-covid-vaccine-injects-traceable-markers-their-promoted-covid-pass-blood-test-requires-them/

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

Dennis, you always share the best links. That is a harrowing and yet not-at-all-surprising piece of information. If blood testing becomes the new vaxxport, how will the elites feign vaccination, then? I suppose by virtue of their aristocratic status, they will be exempt from such testing …

On the upside, maybe purebloods can demand a vaxx test of blood prior to transfusions so they can avoid the clotting variety 🤔

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Dennis D. Duffy's avatar

Thank you!

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MLL's avatar

Exactly!!

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VeryVer's avatar

I'm confused why vaccinating the world is needed for economic recovery.....

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Margaret Anna Alice's avatar

You’re only confused because you’re thinking.

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Lon Guyland's avatar

Well, it’s a brave new world. Men can have menstruate and have babies, burning buildings and looting businesses is mostly peaceful, a vax that doesn’t prevent infection or transmission contributes to herd immunity, forcing an experimental medical treatment on you enhances your civil liberties. Why wouldn’t stagflation and empty store shelves be a sign of a healthy economy? All that civilizational knowledge built up over thousands of years was just made up by a bunch of dead white guys anyway. Who needs it? We can create our own reality.

The decline is spectacular: first religion was destroyed (the churches unwittingly participated, by the way) then morals were attacked and debased, now science and even reason itself are being debauched.

The backlash, now nascent, will begin gathering momentum and will likely be even more spectacular.

Let’s go Brandon!

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Lon Guyland's avatar

Just wait until the true scope and scale of the vaccine disaster becomes evident.

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Unaffiliated's avatar

Brandon has two things going for him - the MSM and pop culture are on his side and ignorant masses who will believe whatever MSM and pop culture tell them to believe. They see the gas prices going up too, but blame it on Trump not doing enough to prevent pandemic or something like that.

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JRAlmo's avatar

…Brandon

I hope that lives forever

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Unaffiliated's avatar

He will always be Brandon.

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norstadt's avatar

Does Biden know what "let's go Brandon" chants mean when he hears them?

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Unaffiliated's avatar

Does he know anything other than being a grifter?

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Ed's avatar

gas price rising are: slight demand pull with things more open, a lot biden, energy and interior deciding the way to get usa of oil is to strangle supply!

strange enpugh for guttermouth above?

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Raptor's avatar

"All those container ships lining up at the ports just show that Americans have lots of money to spend, supplies are of increasing value every day and jobs are plentiful among the Brandon Youth. A veritable boom economy! "

"Covid Camps are real jobs makers!"

"Vaccines and family planning services are great for the people of Africa and really work at depopulating their countries!" Oh wait... Gates really said that. But he is not at all a racist, eugenicist. Not at all.

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Man-i's avatar

So the continued covid illnesses and now the econ troubles are now due to the unvaxxed. Yeah great strategy: dehumanize people! As a jew im appalled. Get ready for the red nabla armbands folks. Gato analysis is spot on as usual but it doesnt even have to get so technical . Everything they say is a lie, anything they try to do achieves the exact opposite effect. Everything they touch they destroy.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

When it comes down to it, government only has one tool in their bag -- a giant fucking sledgehammer.

Ever try to build anything with a sledgehammer?

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Schrödinger's Cat's avatar

Two great points spot on, SimulationCommander!

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Danm's avatar

Baghdad Barbie, has a bachelors in English and Sociology so she likely has never heard of Lo or Galbraith.

"Physics has three laws that explain 99% of the phenomena, and economics has 99 laws that explain 3%." - MIT professor Andrew Lo

"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable" - John Kenneth Galbraith

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norstadt's avatar

These days, the smart astrologers claim to be physicist, and people believe them.

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Ms. P's avatar

My Barbie collection is offended. They are much brighter than this Barbie. Amongst them is a police officer, a doctor, a vet, a scientist and a teacher (I know, but some of us are critical thinkers, honest). True story. Regardless of their career choices, all of them are smart enough to say "No" to the job of fall-gal for this Brandon. As for your final cat meme...priceless.

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Lillia Gajewski's avatar

Actually, time is already telling. But "Baghdad Barbie," I like that. That's about the most appropriate nickname I've seen for her.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

You nailed it with 'cave man economics'. The idiots in charge these days don't even know what they don't know, and their idiotic attempts at controlling the economy are splintering in ways they couldn't even imagine.

This is ALWAYS the result of central planning. ALWAYS.

Hope you guys are planning for the dollar debasement.

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Lincoln Microphone LLC's avatar

I hope so because the globalists have been positioning and gaming for it for some time, they're fleecing us with "invisible enemy" and "free vaccines"

Riddle me this "let's go Brandon" if the shots are free why you keep mentioning that you're gonna buy enough to jab all our kids? 🤔

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Dave's avatar

Inflation is at least double what they are reporting. So why are internet rates zero in a booming economy? A stock market correction is coming and still the experts keep saying profits are strong so keep investing. If you ain’t got nothing to sell how do you make a profit? Is no one else seeing this disconnect?

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Stanley Roper's avatar

If you go by the way they used to calculate inflation it’s running 13%. Chew on that

http://www.shadowstats.com/alternate_data/inflation-charts

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SimulationCommander's avatar

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL

You can see the inflation right there.

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Dave's avatar

Exactly! Slick Willy got it changed back in the 90’s.

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KatLee's avatar

Bizarro world - https://apple.news/AB8LTZkElRXeaIBoUs_qeJA Dow on track for best October in 6 years.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

This is standard. New money gets created and handed out to the connected (ie, rich), and then those people do what rich people do with money -- jack up the stock market and buy land.

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EricStoner's avatar

Yep and what I call the blue state Capos; Governors, other members of the sprawling crime family!

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Yep! Inslee has been bragging about all the money he's spending on climate change and immigration, even as our state crumbles around us.

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EricStoner's avatar

Climate change, another great scam. Just looking at some to the pirates looting that treasure; Harry Reid and his five sons, McAulliff in VA, so many to name, and yet many of the young and, "adults," are totally sold. Fear Porn works, on some.

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EricStoner's avatar

Yep, I think the term is "climbing the wall of fear?" The huge injections of spending are benefitting corporations much like steroids benefit us, humans. As an outsider, who knows?

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JRAlmo's avatar

So glad you included my man Brian Wesbury! He sniffed out the Covid lockdown errors early on, unlike most Wall Street guys. Highly recommended Twitter follow…

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JuQu's avatar

Jen isn’t quite as good (yet) as BB. She is still at lyin’ dog-faced pony soldier stage.

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EricStoner's avatar

She always reminded me of Squeaky Fromme when she was at the State Department with that other Manson wife, Marie Harf, "jobs for jihadis" fame.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/charles-manson-follower-lynette-squeaky-fromme-living-life-as-a-very-friendly-neighbor-in-rural-new-york

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JuQu's avatar

Squeaky! Love that one. And, whatever happened to Harf? Miss her silly statements on The Five.

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