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"chiquita khrushchev"

Oh God. Jingle gonna be in my head all day.

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Udder brilliance 😉

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This series places it all in context. Babylon Bee is long form meme-ing, which is why I check my feed to see BB's take on every silly event, and I haven't read the Onion in years.

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They have some good ones out there now about Bidens covid and AOC handcuffs.

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The Onion done gone Jezebel on us. It is best left alone.

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Was never an Onion fan, and I was living in Madison when it started.

But the Bee rocks.

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Don't slander Jezebel like that. She was a victim of pure propaganda.

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The AOC handcuff thing is especially precious, because when she was called out for pretending she was handcuffed, she said she was clasping her hands behind her back because all the experts say to do that to avoid the risk of being perceived to be resisting arrest...

...and THEN she's seen raising a defiant fist toward the crowd, completely obliterating her "avoid resisting arrest" self-serving lie.

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And many twitterers eviscerated her on that score.

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There's a reason why Gad Saad calls her Occasional Cortex. (He's arguably being generous with the "occasional" part.)

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She is so ignorant

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"watch chiquita khrushchev raise her arm in victory at the end of the video after her sad shuffle to the smollet-town jail."

Someone needs to flag this line for Tucker's writers who truly embrace cheeky AOC monikers.

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The new name for my band:

Alexandria's Handcuffs

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And since I have no band ... you know ... it's kind of perfect!

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Purr fect!

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Loved sitting in the invisible 👮🏻‍♀️ car!

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I especially liked the 'are the cuffs in the room now?' That was priceless.

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😂😂

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I wish she would invisible herself, permanently.

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Far better she be exposed for every grift, lie, and failure to serve the best interests of her constituents, publicly, effectively and repeatedly.

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OK, serious, well-spoken point. : )

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Can someone with better graphic skills than I please create an image of AOC's Gala dress reading "I Voted Present"?

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"chiquita khrushchev" and "smollet-town"

I haven't finished reading because I'm ded. D.E.D.

::tears of laughter:: Those are simply brilliant.

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This is sooo good!

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My question is, was it really, really climate change chilly in her office and she just stepped out for a quick photo or was she expecting it would be extremely climate change cold in the DC jail lockup? Inquiring minds want to know.

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Maybe she is just feeling the icy stares and cold shoulders all around. Best to be prepared, even invisible handcuffs

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I didn't pick up on that.

Great!

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'Malign creativity'.

Can you be born like that or do you just acquire it later in life?

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i can only speak for myself, but based on parental feedback, i was born that way.

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Me too.

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Brilliant piece.

Loved all 3 parts.

We normies can prevail against the lies hate and propaganda of the globalist elites. Mockery shall be their downfall.

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Not defending dogmatists but did have use the dog? 'cause if you put a couple treats in front of him I'm sure he can sniff out some dogmatists in the oac crowd. 🐾🐾

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Oh yes! I love love me some good memes!! And what better subject than AOC the stupid??? 🤣🤣🤣

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10,0000 Fenway Bleacher Bums!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

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Who even is she? Sorry, I have NO IDEA great memes though 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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