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The World Economic Forum is humanity's best hope for a prosperous and sustainable future in which equitable inclusion is available to all.

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I own nothing and I’ve never been happier

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You left out, "I have no privacy."

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I like it! Short and sweet.

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😂😂🙌🏼

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Now that’s a given😂

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Justin Trudeau is the greatest Prime Minister Canada has ever had.

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There is no way Justin Trudeau is the son of Fidel Castro.

Chelsea Clinton is obviously not Webb Hubbell's daughter.

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You sound like someone who used to post on r/The_Donald back in the day.

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No, must have been someone else. However I do recall that r/The_Donald for a while was a very fun and rapidly growing site ... "Carpe Donktum (@carpedonktum)" would post his excellent work there and on the evil Blue Bird site, no? ... Then the damn Reddit censors completely shut down r/The_Donald ... Poof!

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Chelsea Hubbell was a beloved meme on The_Donald. Sorry you missed out on the high energy.

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Justin Trudeau put the "prime" in Prime Minister. He is a man of the highest integrity and honor. A truly humble man of the people

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Justin Trudeau is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

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Honest, I didn't copy you!

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I’ve recently been diagnosed with Covid, but thanks to my vaccination status I’m only experiencing mild symptoms—even the stroke I had only made me pee a little.

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@Christian- I literally LOLd at that

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Me too! ;)

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same!

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🤣

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Alright Mr Brown wins! I choked on my whiskey. I almost abused my alcohol.

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Travesty. Drinking more before breakfast than most people do all day, prevents getting the vid

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Mildly flaccid

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You win!

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Have Covid and I am grateful for the protection that the vaccine gave me.

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I am a Covid 19 Long Hauler (ICD 10 - U09.9) and I am grateful to pfizer's heroic warp speed vaxx

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This made me laugh out loud

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I would buy a T-shirt with that emblazoned on both sides.

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The science shows that masks absolutely work against Covid.

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My mask protects you

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My mask protects me, I love my mask

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I love the second hand CO2 contact high...

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Maybe it's just me... But I think Joe Biden is doing an EXCELLENT job as our president!

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Me as well! There has never been a president on top of every aspect of this country.

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And such a great orator!

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No it isn’t just you. We all agree

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Just pretend it's opposite day and everything will be alright

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Joe Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

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ain't that the truth! it's hard to imagine a kinder, gentler soul has ever walked the earth. Maybe Jesus? if he was, Biden is a VERY close second!

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Thinking it might be just you that thinks Biden is doing a great job is a traitorous thing to say. Our supreme leader is adored by everyone!

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or at least 83 million!

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it's just you

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We just need government in charge of more things to be safe and happy....

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"Got my booster, cannot wait for the next one!"

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ones...

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I trust The Science. Lockdowns save lives. I can’t wait for my fifth booster. Everyone should be masking and doing their part to protect others.

I think the selfish antivaxxers should be required to get vaxxed if they want to be part of society. They still have a choice, but we can’t let them endanger the rest of us with their anti-science bullshit.

The government *should* monitor speech. We need to stop the misinformation superspreaders—they’re causing harm and costing lives!

And when are the vaccines going to be approved for under 5? Little kids need protection!

#ImmunizeUnder5

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Lord have mercy. I'm calling in the chopper, just to be sure.

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Overachiever.

Ha, ha, ha!

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Feel better, Margaret? 😂

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From all that, it naturally follows that Volodymyr Zelensky is a greater wartime leader than Churchill and Lincoln put together.

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#ImmunizeUnder5 gets my vote

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I actually got that from the top response to that menticided Dara Kass tweet el gato shared the other day:

https://twitter.com/darakass/status/1525469796493574144

Unfreakingbelievable.

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A mostly peaceful kidnapping, I am safe and the jab is effective

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And you protect everyone around you

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Ok, I’ll get the jab.

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I'm up to date folks!

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Can Klaus Schwab babysit my children please?

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They might be safer with chucky.

Edit: they will be safer with chucky

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Thats very funny

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Grandpa Klaus…it has a nice ring to it!

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Opa Klaus I think it would be.

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Satan Klaus.

I mean, he was so close and yet, this way it's so fitting.

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There is nothing shady at all about Fauci’s wife being the chief of the Department of Bioethics at the NIH. Also lockdowns, masks and jabs work because of the science!

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“If the Government says it, I believe it.”

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Bill Gates is a genius!

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And sexy AF!

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I think you win!

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Coffee snort.

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Omg. I am crying laughing

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He is the savior of the world . . . sorry Jesus

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Fauci IS science.

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