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Verily I say unto thee, thou Cat of Badness, with this holy missive thou hast ascended unto a mount previously unclimbeth, even by thouest cattish brethren! Certainly tis again obvious to all with eyes to see that such glory is manifest herein only because thou was casteth from that most unholy of pits of damnation and blasphemy, Twitter. Blessed all thus be for that result!

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Speaking about cults:

https://twitter.com/Pelham_3/status/1407964106653536256

If true, this is a new low.

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Verily, the Lord Cat hath meowed.

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Epic! All hail Lord Fauci from The Order of the Face Diaper!

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"VARIANTS WITHOUT END. AMEN." 😂

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Cometh now heretical scrolls and tomes from false shepherds, daring to suggest the sin of naturally generated resistance may allow absolution from covidian sin. I bring them only so that they may be burned in the glorious fires of unquestioned technocracy. By no means should these writings be disseminated lest they lead the sheep of St. Anthony (297 MBUH) to forsake his teachings. https://linktr.ee/Natural.Immunity

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Are they checking for TB shots too? Hope they get a bunch of people to quit.

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Masshole, here. Saw this on the local news today but haven't really dug into it yet. I thought that companies, even hospitals, couldn't force employees to get EUA vaccines that were not yet FDA approved? It's interesting. The large hospitals here have recently had legal (Justina Pelletier) and legislative (2018 nurse-staffing ballot question) wins, so why wouldn't they just do what they please? Who's going to sue them?

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All praise our glorious Saint Fauci (3,000 Masks Be Upon Him) for bringing us the holy rite of Emergency Use Authorization. I shall dwell in mine own house vaccinated and double masked forever. I shall feast on the UberEATS delivered for me, until I may join the eternal Zoom call.

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Dear Bad Cattitude,

Your divine missives are always received gracefully and joyously every morning. Also with smiles and laughs.

Saludos,

Mike

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Be careful that you don't unwittingly create new dogma and ritual. Cultists are not known for appreciating satire.

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Thank you, Brother Gato, for that fine sermon.

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Praise the Lord for El GATO Malo. He doth speaketh Truth!

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Ah, OK. Read a bit more. They're not going to require vaccines until they are FDA approved. Which, granted, is going to probably happen sooner than it should. But at least not brazenly breaking the law.

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what kind of proof is required?

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This was a really good laugh early morning! Gracias Gato!

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