vote for the bad takes hall of fame
choose your fighter
you try to step away, and then they hit you with flat out entrapment like this…
sometimes, a choice is just too hard to make on your own (and i’m on vacation).
so i’m polling the audience for the bad takes hall of fame.
is it charlie, with “see, the great part about vaccines is they cause virus to mutate into new variants. that’s how you know they’re working!”
or is it “ze german” with “the great part about vaccines is that they help you get sick faster so you stay home!”
(translation validated by gatopal™ eugyppius)
it’s a strong effort from both contenders.
but in the end
take the gatopoll™
the minute someone actually comes out and says “vaccines are good because they caused more people to get infected more rapidly and got us to herd immunity sooner,” all bets are off and they will be declared “victoris ne plus ultra.”