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To show compassion for other's superstitions I walk around in magic underpants.

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People wearing underpants make me uncomfortable! Get rid of them!

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People with brown streaks back there make me uncomfortable.

Maybe put the chonies back on?

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Soon the CDC will recommend healing crystals—touting a dodgy study from Astrology Today—and their power to assuage the fears of the credulous and craven.

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As soon as a pharma corporation patents a healing crystal they will become "safe and effective". Anyone saying otherwise will need to be banned from twitter, facebook, CNN, NYT et al for spreading deadly dangerous misinformation.

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I believe Moderna is working on it now. It needs something new. Have you seen its stock price?

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Those I might buy.

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I'll stick with my old lucky rabbit's foot and 4 leaf clover.

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🤣😂

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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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