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2020 was year of the rat, 2021 year of the cow (okay, ox), and 2022 is the year when the tigers tear the Machiavellian rats from their thrones and feed them to the Covidian cows.

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2020 was the year of snakes, 2021 was the year of the snakes. Sorry I know it doesn’t follow the Chinese, but

Snakes gonna snake....

Fauci gonna Fauci

I just repeated myself.

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It’s a good year to be a tiger!!!

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amen

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Happy Lunar New Year, Comrade Cat! We need more Tigers, less Sheep.

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Hey, I’m a sheep (ok, goat) and still roar!

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I am a lamb.

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Rabbit here.

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Both my husbands call(ed) me Kitten... so...

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Sounds like they were smitten by the Kitten. Quite a fitten story.

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That is delightful. Thank you. 😊

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Catitude rules the universe! This is your time, El Gato. Let's get 'em!

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Sometimes I'm amazed cats put up with humans.

But I suppose that if you're a species that dislikes water but likes tuna, having servants that know how to fish comes in handy.

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Cats keep humans as pets, after all. They allow their people to live with them.

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Tigers, your mission today and everyday henceforth, should you accept it, is to seek out 'Criminals Against Hunanity' and 'deal' with them catppropriately, this message will self destruct in 30 seconds!

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Pray for Hannah Rose, Reiner Fuellmich and his associate, Thomas Renz, Matt Staver, our Tiger attorneys who are doing just that. And all the good Tiger docs (although I see Pierre Kory a bulldog and I say that as a cat who loves dogs.....).

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Where on earth does that mind of yours go. You do make me smile. Thanks💖💖

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look, i'm not gonna lie.

it's pretty weird in here...

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Pretty weird on the other side too! You put a bright spot in my day, Bad Cat!

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This is your finest achievement, gato. I don’t mean that as a diss. Fun story about the Wu-Tang: I interviewed Ghostface Killah in college for my radio station. I didn’t tell him that the interview was for public radio before we started (doubtful he would have cared anyway). After editing out all of the cursing, a 15 minute phone interview was cut down to roughly 10 minutes in length. It was amazing 😂

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Cats take the red pill without fail.

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cats ARE the red pill.

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But they also eat the blue pill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvDRfb60nwI

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But when they cough them up it's very colourful.

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Blue pill hairballs.

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brilliant

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Yes- Meow!!!!!

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year of tiger is my year!!

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Happy New Year💕

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Looking forward to the cat overlords arranging lynx-ing parties for certain other parties.

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https://twitter.com/mikethetiger/status/1478373739062566918?s=21

Before covidmania this was my favorite tiger. Glad to add you to the feline list!

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i must say, gato, you've had many of the best and moving memes to date. keep 'em coming! thank you!!!

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Love you Gato! It’s gonna be a great year!!

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Uh, deja vu. I just saw a black cat... and then I saw it again.

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Sounds like you blacked out...and came two again.

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Have you heard of the Castro Virus ? Apparently it was inseminated into a Canadian decades ago, and been festering in a genialogical reservoir for decades , and has now spread wild amongst presymtomatic super spreaders

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"Some are born cats, but some achieve catness"

https://archive.org/details/rogercarastreasu00roge

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me-OOOWW!!

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Have a can of tuna and calm down, or you will sound like Klaus Schwab soon ツ

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I have this theory that if the Wu had stayed together, produced a few more seminal albums, we wouldn't be stuck in this Dystopia (cats will be saving us, of course, very soon).

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