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Face masks are the same as tin foil hats, they don’t protect the wearer from anything but they show you who is insane.

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I can cook a baked potato and meat in the campfire with my tin foil.. what is a mask good for?

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… good for breading staphylococcus and streptococcus bacteria that inhabit the nasopharynx and skin, causing throat and chest infections and acneform eruptions round the mouth and nose.

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Emergency use the next time buttwipe is in short supply.

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my public library security guard insisted I get a new heavy duty cloth mask from the library rather than go maskless, because Governor Newsom said so. Free menstrual pad!

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I like sporting this puppy around the People's Republic of Silicon Valley:

https://fakemaskworldwide.com/the-offensively-fake-fake-mask/

My wife calls it my face thong.

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Too funny! This is the same exact one I have. Lots of people walk up to me and ask where I got it, they LOVE it!!

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I love the looks I get. When Karen glares at me I wink back. Drives 'em even batshit crazier than they already are.

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It just needs to have 3 netting layers on it, then Fauci would be satisfied ;-)

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How does it work? Does it have secret electromagnetic properties like the blue Chinese ones?

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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

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Ha ha! I love it! Hilarious!!!

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Bwahahahaha!

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As our Dear Leader said, My butt's been wiped!

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Also makes good firestarter.

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I'll have to try that on the next "Spare the Air" day.

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Jan 26, 2022·edited Jan 26, 2022

Lol, I thought the same thing

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Speaking of low IQ, I just remembered this novel idea of a reusable pooper-picker-upper mask.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1340099167964688386

You might want to have a trash can handy.

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God is that disgusting!! She throws the p**p in someones garbage can? Has she ever seen a paper bag??

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Libertate! I like it!!!!

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Turning leftist brains into twice-baked potatoes.

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Bank and convenience store robberies.

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Fire starter?

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To actually take your question seriously... the surgical masks are good for stopping blood splashing into your nose and mouth when you're performing surgery.

Because I'm sure that's *so* relevant to your needs. (/s)

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Right! Exactly.

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Sewing a patch on a tent? Nope, doesn’t hold water.... ha ha.... I agree not much use except toxic (literal) waste.

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I can throw together a quick Faraday cage for my dumbphone with my TinFoil Hat, if I need to make Skynet blind and deaf for a few minutes... or that chinese EMP device actually works, might need it for a temporary jockstrap. I hear it's bad for the oyster collection.

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I regularly make a 4-block walk here in Seattle from my place of business to the local Trader Joe's to get lunch. Today, I passed at least 3-4 dozen people on the way there and back. Not a single person was without a mask (except me). This is outside, mind you. Washington never really lifted its indoor mask mandate, and the local denizens are all so terrified of Omicron that they've apparently welded their paper and cloth masks to their faces.

Good. I didn't want to look at the sheep anyway.

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In Seattle too. Have noticed more people double masked. They stare at me scornfully, probably thinking they’ll be the last humans left on earth because of how committed they are.

We’ll be the last to let go of this insanity.

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Jan 27, 2022·edited Jan 27, 2022

I really can’t gloat ‘cause I sincerely know I could indeed get covid sometime BUT I’ve been watching a mini pandemic of the vaccinated at my office of about 48. I’m the last one without either natural or fake immunity. I’m sincerely not gloating but it’s fascinating to watch.

For any fact checkers: no the jab is not fake, but it sure is limited, temporary and capable of causing AIDS, yes, that is right AIDS!!!!!!!

Sorry folks here, I just got off a jaunt onto Twitr and the insanity and misinformation idiots exhaust me. Can’t imagine how McCullough and Kory feel.

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I watched Kory on the Johnson panel. I feel for him. It is criminal and no one cares. You can't open people's eyes and ears who do not want to be opened. Nobody wants to see the truth and the truth is quite blatant.

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You may have picked up antibodies without signs of illness, I would think you may be immune if you havent already been sick. Just a guess, but I did read about a study that immunity can be transferred without illness.

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Not sure you’ll be the last. Japan is in, my view, at least tied for 1st. There have been ads for medications for the “New lifestyle” caused diseases for months now.

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I live in a neighborhood of weak libtard cuck soy wee lassies in Chicago and the same thing is true now here, too. When I see a young, otherwise healthy "man" wearing a nappy on his face, I stare at him and call him something that rhymes with Stussy or gag. Childish, I know, but one has to get one's enjoyment somehow these days. I'm not allowed to go to restaurants or cafes or bars here because of these sheep, so that's my way for now of calling them out and having a bit of fun.

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I figure if someone has a mask on then that person is physically sick. I give them a wide berth.

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We do not have a mask mandate in Japan yet all except myself have been wearing them for over 2 years.

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Pendejos

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They really are terrifying. 🤣

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They hate this study from 2019 : https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2749214 "Among outpatient health care personnel, N95 respirators vs medical masks as worn by participants in this trial resulted in no significant difference in the incidence of laboratory-confirmed influenza."

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There is over 100 years of data showing masks have no effect against viruses. They choose to ignore all that too,

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Or how about this one from 2020: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32167245/ ("The use of N95 respirators compared with surgical masks is not associated with a lower risk of laboratory-confirmed influenza. It suggests that N95 respirators should not be recommended for general public and nonhigh-risk medical staff those are not in close contact with influenza patients or suspected patients.")

Or, perhaps this meta review of randomized controlled trials published by the CDC in May of 2020: ("In our systematic review, we identified 10 RCTs that reported estimates of the effectiveness of face masks in reducing laboratory-confirmed influenza virus infections in the community from literature published during 1946–July 27, 2018. In pooled analysis, we found no significant reduction in influenza transmission with the use of face masks ") https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/5/19-0994_article

Ahh, but you see, they were getting this meta-study ready for publication when Fauci said masks were no good and Pelosi was inviting everyone to Chinatown for a maskless party. The narrative switched before these meta-study folks got the message.

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I've learned folks that insist "masks work" only believe the "studies" that suddenly came out saying they work. They never look at the methodology or the actual data. I asked a brother about the lack of difference in outcomes between California and Florida and his response was "Florida didn't do so well". Sad, but true. All the data in the world apparently won't sway him.

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I have long noted that at some point in life, most people’s beliefs become set in stone and nothing will sway their beliefs.

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Mom's been saying for months how much she likes the masks: they tell her who the crazy people are so she can avoid them. :D

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Wrong analogy - tinfoil hats do no harm.

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May I propose a campaign for tin foil masks?

If people wants a rationale, well... "Science has shown that the condensation on the mask captures viruses, and electrolysis between the foil and the moisture in your breath electrocutes them."

Of course, the foils must be ecological and fair trade and [long effing list of plenary indulgences]. As in, the same one as the local supermarket only rebranded and less per roll for a higher price.

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already have one I made early on ... people call me a smartass and I laugh and say :"At least this material actual blocks something"

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Haha, good one! When people ask me why I don't wear a mask (it's not compulsory here) I point to my beard.

That's the IQ-test. People with three-digit IQ realise that the beard hinders the mask from being tight. NPCs bleat "But surely a mask must help a little, otherwise why would people use them?"

Why indeed...

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Everytime I see a guy with a beard wearing a mask I know they've never considered the lack of sealing their beard causes. It's as if folks think their breath only goes on a straight line.

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HEY, I love my tin foil hat. Keeps the crazies away from ME!

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Yuri, I'm surprised to hear you using this CIA tactic. We would all be accused of wearing a tin foil hat, and each wild "conspiracy theory" has turned out to be 100% correct. <3

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Haha like the people who know covid is a scam but they're masking up or around vaccinated people or avoiding them as if this garbage can hurt you from a distance.

https://drsambailey.com/covid-19/why-nobody-can-find-a-virus/

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Yes. And I am the only one not wearing one where I live.

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Masks are MAGA hats for Democrats.

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Now if someone scurries up to me to complain that I'm not wearing a mask I just point to my hat and say "it's OK, I'm wearing a hat. It does the same thing."

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I’m dying 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Actually a good tactic.

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Double masked means boosted.

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Double is fully masked, three is boosted.

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Four is suffocation!

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Sadly, not.

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Or mask and face shield? I've seen that combo lots

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As the scientific literature I cite in my letter against permanent indoor masks in Oregon (https://margaretannaalice.substack.com/p/letter-to-the-oregon-health-authority) indicates—including an excellent peer-reviewed series of articles by Colleen Huber—diaper-donning can cause hypoxia, so extended wearing has no doubt eroded what little brain functionality these NPCs had to begin with.

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I keep telling mask wearers here in Dunedin that they'll get hypoxia. They rarely say anything although I do get the occasional 'fuck off' and person who immediately takes theirs off and starts discussing with me how insane it all is.

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I went to get a loaf of bread the other day & walked past two sitting & waiting for bus and passed on hypoxia and on way back explained to them what hypoxia was.

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Are you writing your email to The Yamhill County Board of Commissioners?

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Can you tell me more? I haven’t heard about any proposals related to that board but would be happy to adapt any of my letters if appropriate (or write a new one if necessary and time permits).

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Are you a part of freeoregon.us ?

They sent out an email regarding the fact that the Yamhill County Board of Commissioners will be voting at their meeting this Thursday to include more balanced Covid information on the Yamhill County Public Health Website. They’re voting tomorrow at 10. If I had your email I would forward it on

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I wasn’t but am now! You can reply to any of my newsletters to send info. 10 am tomorrow, yikes! I can at least submit the pertinent articles I’ve written so far. Thank you!

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Know too many high IQ idiots.

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PhD dropout here. Vaxxed up compulsive risk taker.

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Hahahaha. Doctor Edge.

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tshirt

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Yes please! Will be my daily fav.

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Still have never worn one. Not once. I'd rather wear a rabbits foot around my neck because that was at least cool once in the 80's.

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Ha! So true, as I already think this every time I see someone in a mask. Which is a lot.

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We should have not only IDs for low IQ, but boosters also. Alas, for most covidians IQ boosters would not work - if there is no IQ, there is nothing to boost...

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This world oughta be just about perfect, after a few funerals....

Perdition catch my soul

But I do love thee! And when I love thee not

Chaos is come again.

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Damn, that’s beautiful

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Last three lines are from Othello Act 3, scene 3, 90–95

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I tell whoever is speaking to me that I read lips and can't hear what they are saying.

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I've done that too -- and it's mostly true for me. I have Old Lady hearing, i.e., I can hear the sounds fine but can't always put them together into words because the consonants come through a bit muffled. The cloth gags make the problem even worse.

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The last frame should read, "Oh, I see you've already done that"

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It's better when it's just allowed to sink it.

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Ha ha ha ha! Love that comic! You can SO tell certain people are triple or quadruple jabbed, especially those who are exercising, alone, outside, in a mask. It's like they're wearing a neon sign that flashes "Hey, I live in fear and I can't read science!"

I don't even bother making eye contact with mask wearers when I walk down the street, and I've found myself NOT stopping to let them cross the road like I might an unmasked person. It's like these masked people are becoming subhuman to me. Is it wrong to think this way...?! :-\

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Face shields for the lowest IQ

https://nakedemperor.substack.com/

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Thanks for the statnews link from 2016. Was not aware of how far back Bancel was involved in Planning the plandemic.

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I parked beside someone this evening who had a face shield slipped over a back headrest in their car. No one was in the back seat so I wonder WTH it was doing there.

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I’ve had a massive change of heart about masks brought on by the homeless man pooping in my alley in Chicago. I’m insisting on masks in Chicago now.

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Maybe Chicago needs diapers instead?

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It needs a big wall with diaper padding on the inside.

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That goes right into the essential meme file .... :-)

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I know you like accuracy and this is incorrect.

Midwits are the problem. LowIQ and PHDs are the biggest holdouts on vax (I expect most mask nonwearer/miswearers too)

https://twitter.com/BipedalMyles/status/1476488165355626497?s=20

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No fair, you can't beat the eugenicists by turning their logic onto them!

They thought they were the high IQ people, even though they are not

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I hate everyone that wears them...the other day I'm driving and the guy behind me in an MB SL has the roof down and a mask on and he's alone!! WTF...and he's probably married to someone and has or had a successful high paying job...God save us!

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Masks lets you know who is crazy.

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Jan 26, 2022·edited Jan 26, 2022

If I were to get a tattoo, this would be it.

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Make it horizontal for the best tramp-stamp ever.

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Just print it out and tape it to your jacket for a while.

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As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University. That cunning.

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An NPC wouldn't recognize a cunning plan even if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing "cunning plans are here again!"

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LMAO! I did a core workout a couple of days ago and I’m in agony laughing. 🤣

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Hey Boriqua Gato, looks like pharmedia is going after Alex Berenson. In the event they browbeat Substack into deleting Berenson's content, where's the next refuge to post information exposing all this fraud and hysteria?

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Jan 27, 2022·edited Jan 27, 2022

Oh man it’s such a relief to laugh. And to come back to this. I was just on Twitr defending McCullough and Ivermectin.

I signed up for that idiotic Twitr JUST to refute misinformation. Idiots, idiots, idiots so sorry I have to rant.

So nice to return to laugh here. Thanks El Gato. I think I plagiarized you sort of yesterday you in Kirsch’s stack. Not deliberately but I said something about “I’m just a little kitten” . Sorry but I DID give you credit for my sarcastic humor. Can’t even remember what I was sarc’ing about. I think you would have been proud of me though. I remember it was purrfect insert of feline humor.

Probably something about the stupid masks....

I think it might have been in the context of promoting a randomized control trial for non-ventilated P200 respirators. The study group should include Fauci, Bourla, Morrison.....

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Jan 27, 2022·edited Jan 27, 2022

this image would be nice on Twitter. Are you ok if we share?

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Great great idea!

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When I took off my mask people realized I was cussing at them ... may have to put it back on as it's become somewhat of a bad habit!!!

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Priceless! They wear their fear on their faces!

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Sorry, but the masked are too far gone to catch the meaning of this. They will agree without having a clue what they are agreeing to.

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Each Super Bowl attendee will be provided with the following: a KN95 mask and a Covid test. Unbelievable.

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Ah. Purring now. Watching the birds at the feeders & doing the death chatter. All is well in the world (until the next data release).

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Exactly.

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Do you really like birds? I’m looking out at a flock of Eurasian Tree Sparrows right now. 🙂 Pretty rare.

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Yes, I'm an avid birder. Where are you that tree sparrows are rare? As as an introduced, invasive species in the US, we do not get excited about them!

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Just THIS sparrow is rare in North America, not all. I can always spot them because they look like they are wearing little black ear muffs. Regular sparrows don’t have that. (I am such a nerd 😂)

https://www.audubon.org/field-guide/bird/eurasian-tree-sparrow

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Okay, my mistake! My quick look at allaboutbirds.com made me think it was a House Sparrow and I didn't pay attention to the field marks. Was not thinking at all. Thank you for teaching me "something old" as Mister Rogers used to say!! My husband too, who just got the lesson as well. This would be a lifer for us, so I guess we need to start paying attention in parts of IL and MO or if someone posts a sighting on the Rare Bird Alert in IN.

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Eurasian Tree Sparrows today and African Swallows tomorrow. Where does it end?

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I now want to mention something about vultures and Big Pharma and Fauci, but.... I sincerely like vultures (birder GEEKS of the world UNITE).... don’t want to insult them. The vultures of course, not Fauci et al.

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😍😍😍

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I just heard about a scientist at a National lab who did an experiment on CO2 levels in masks. The concentration for a mask wearer is high enough that if it were in the workplace, the workplace would be shut down under OSHA regs. The scientist reported their findings, but, crickets…Management said there’s nothing that can be done with those findings.

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I've yet to wear one, only had one confrontation at a dollar general store in Oklahoma City. Dropped off the interstate and they really have great road trip junk food, without the highway robbery prices at Love's. Anyway, the ghetto queen behind the counter, clearly intoxicated with her theoritical new authority over the white man with the box of strawberry poptarts (I could read her body language early on and knew she was so excited to try her knew magical powers on me).

Suffice it to say, I ended up reciting portions of the U.S. Constitution, using my handy pocket printing (which I always have on me for such occasions) in a voice loud enough so she could understand me. The cops were called, she was in rage tears and destroying some cardboard item as I deduced it was time to ExFil. Some guy took pictures of my truck plates as I pulled out of the parking lot and onto the Interstate on-ramp, while simultaneously making a call to that one special person who has my bail money reserve and WILL drive to any place on Earth any time of day and throw my money at them. But there was no posse working my backtrail, what would the charge be? Not one of these farce fantasy shoe-shine clowns have put together a sound argument for the moonbat ideas Fauci pulls out of his butt (or maybe bat-woman does it for him after a few drinks?? hhhhmmm??) Cops never bothered me, but I now stay away from people who choose ignorance and have cultivated no ability to think above their childish emotions. They HAVE cultivated the capacity to decieve themselves and drink whatever koolaid gives the childish emotion brat what it wants most, which seems to be this: anyone who has the skills and patience to finish what they start, to delay gratification and do the hard work first, to reach high goals because they work hard and make smart choices (even if the childish emotion brat is uncomfortable as a result) ..... well those people make them feel bad because they know in their hearts that, for whatever reason, they aren't currently equipped for matching those successes. So the hater wants to destroy yours.

COME AND GET SOME MOFOs. No curr in my bloodline.

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or not

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90% don't get it still

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In my small way, I wrote BS in black sharpie on my surgical mask. I wear it when I’m not confident enough to go face-naked. I’m going naked more and more often!

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Hahahahaha ! Meow !

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😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂. I just sent this to 10 people. Thanks for the evening giggle.

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Too funny!!! This would also be true of scared-silly people.

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😂👍🏻

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Can’t improve on that.

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There is one nutter I have seen wearing a full respirator with a surgical mask over it! goes shopping like that.

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He should just stay home if he is so scared of life. Wait...but he's a hypochondriac and all hypochondriacs need to be oh so public about all their ailments and woe-is-me isms. Hypochondriacs rule over us now. Ain't that sweet?

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maybe he or she was making a point that it's all nuts?

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This guy was dead serious about his 'safety'. Have seen him many times now (he sticks out!). Doesn't let anyone get within 2 meters of him either.

Perhaps he has reason to be paranoid - perhaps he has some serious comorbidities and couldn't vax? Perhaps his biggest issue is psychological.

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If I had a comorbidity that grim, I’d rather just die

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FWIW a proper respirator can actually protect you*, but the surgical mask over the top is a good sign that this is a nutcase! (* As long as you never remove or adjust it, and also wear airtight eye protection, among other things...)

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