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Just when I thought I could no longer contain my hate and despair of these despicable demons, then you put something like this out. If not for humor, scorn, and ridicule we would all be in a much darker place. Bravo!

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sorkin may have provided the framework, but truly, you are a kitten with a special gift for words.

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One of the best scenes in any movie. Yet Gato makes it even better, if not sad and ironic...because now that fiction is fact.

Also, I believe Col. Jessup actually believed he was doing his men, country, and uniform a good service, even if he bent the rules a bit.

I don't believe Fauci gives a humanized mouses ass about anything except himself, his masters, and the enormous profits he's making.

There's a sales and marketing trick that's clearly at work with Fauci, pharma, and the industrial complex - create the problem then find the solution. That's it, that's the whole game. The gen pop is the market. The more scared, numb, braindead, and zealous that market is, the more they sell.

Gato, well done. 👏

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Bullies and tyrants must be mocked and relentlessly made fun of. If you can find weak spots, double down. Pickleface Fauci deserves the worst we can give him.

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Bullies and tyrants must be put in cages, paraded through the town and then [redacted].

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Ha! Ha! 🥒 Pickleface. I love that!

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I'm so addicted to this stack.

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Yea, even I wish I was a kitten now.

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Ha ha very good!

Incidentally, that fucking idiot Daszak never stopped tweet boasting about the value of the bat research at Wuhan for vaccine development. I can't decide if he's stupid or just thoroughly evil.

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> I can't decide if he's stupid or just thoroughly evil.

Embrace the power of "and."

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Oh, I think thoroughly evil and thoroughly stupid are an inseparable pair.

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That is ALWAYS the Billion Dollar Question!!

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Every time I see the term "humanized mice" it gives me the heebie jeebies. el gato malo, please don't mistakenly eat any of those scary mutants!

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eeew. why would anyone want a mouse to taste like a human?

blech.

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How do you know how a human tastes?

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It is healthy to mock and ridicule our "health experts". Well done, sir, and thank you.

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Although there's many more villains in this story, if we actually get to watch this monster be marched off in handcuffs it would be an excellent start to putting a stop to the insane agenda being shoved down the throats of innocent people worldwide.

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fauci, daszak and baric... yes indeed... perp walked...

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It seems they know to much about things unknowable... We'll see.

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Beautifully done. "you make me want to be a better cat"

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Me too

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Brilliant!

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That was one of the most brilliant parodies/parallels I've ever seen anyone make. You, el gato malo, are the King of Cats!!! This needs to be widely seen....everyone I think has seen that movie...it will echo with the still asleep sheep like nothing else!

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Definitely needed this out loud today, sincerely thank you! Ready to carry on another day. Trying to let go of the anger I feel

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Genius! Now you need to make it into a video like the one they did with General Milley!

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I agree wholeheartedly, video it!!!!!

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Ha! I wrote the following back in October:

Dr. Fauci: I'll answer the question. You want answers?

Sen. Paul: I think I'm entitled to them.

Dr. Fauci: You want answers?!

Sen. Paul: I want the truth!

Dr. Fauci: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has sand fleas and those sand fleas have to be defeated by men who torture beagle puppies. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Senator Cruz? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Fido, and you curse the scientists. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Fido's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

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Why can't anyone nail this guy to the wall? Really he comes out and even LOOKS defensive and starts to NOT answer questions and nothing HAPPENS! AGAIN and AGAIN! Can't even look at his squirmy little face anymore!

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I love that scene so much. This made me happy.

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