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Guttermouth's avatar

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip from your fingers.

I will never, ever, EVER comply, Brandon, and the more you threaten, insult, and mock me, the more resolutely I will hate you and your gang of thugs and psychopaths.

Thank you for completely and utterly shattering my trust in public health, federal government, and mainstream media. I will now default to assuming literally every pronouncement any of you make is an outright lie designed to hurt or control me while enriching yourself.

I was a very good girl, once. Having the faith of someone smart and hardworking and patriotic like me, happy to be a good soldier, would have been a feather in your cap.

Let's go Brandon.

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Sophia's avatar

"I will now default to assuming literally every pronouncement any of you make is an outright lie designed to hurt or control me while enriching yourself." You are not the only one. When doctors complain that patients want 2nd, 3rd, 4th opinions, they will likely wonder how that happened. Their patients won't.

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Darling Sneauxflayke's avatar

They were already bitching about people diagnosing themselves using WebMD and a second opinion from Dr. Google. I'm just going straight to the witch doctor from now on. Even Dr. Google isn't to be trusted.

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Satan's Doorknob's avatar

See, that's at least one positive from the "Air Soros" inspired flow of "refugees" from Haiti. A witch doctor in every town, coming soon! 👺

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Sophia's avatar

Sounds like a good plan to me.

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Maria Romana's avatar

I was going to say some stuff, but you said every single thing I was thinking. Especially, "Let's go, Brandon." Thank you, Guttermouth!

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Guttermouth's avatar

Remember, I'm spontaneously applauding a nearly-unknown race car driver, I'm not slandering the President, which apparently people now want to criminalize because it is a President that they like.

We're also talking about Star Wars and cute boys and absolutely not dissenting against unconstitutional, unethical, immoral authoritarianism.

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