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Georgi Boorman's avatar

Covid only gets you when you're standing. But also COVID only gets you when you are three feet tall or shorter like these little kids. But if you are sitting at three feet high you're fine.

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el gato malo's avatar

can't we just use restaurant tables for school desks? seems like then the kids could take their masks off.

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SimulationCommander's avatar

Fauci now recommends strapping a 7-year-old to your face to act as a shield that absorbs all covid particles!

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