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Asa Plinch's avatar

“so he walked over and knocked over my water bottle so it was pouring into my printer. when i jumped up to grab the bottle, he grabbed the sandwich and made his getaway.”

. . . so a significant segment of the population focused its ire and attention upon a Man with Orange Hair. meanwhile a Cabal of Crazies took over the kingdom.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

and the man was probably set up to do right that. as all clown presidents are. we might never grasp what is really going on.

love the cat story. animals are so smart. I remember someone telling me about a new neighbor that everyone loved, except the dog. He would turn away. Later they learned the man was some kind of scoundrel... the dog knew. Everyone else fell for a pretty face

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AndyinBC's avatar

I have known, since early childhood, that dogs are much more astute judges of character than are people. And cats, of course, treat both of those inferior species with mild contempt.

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BradK (Afuera!)'s avatar

We have to destroy America in order to save it. You'll thank us when it's done.

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Rightful Freedom's avatar

It is literally what they are doing. America will be gone, but the United States will still be here.

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Me's avatar

LOOK! CHINESE WEATHER BALLOON!

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General John H Forney's avatar

To quote the great Frank Zappa, "that is the crux of the biscuit. " 😎

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Eric Gordon's avatar

I prefer “I am the slime” personally. But old Frank dun moved to Cali by then.

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Pi Guy's avatar

Don't touch that dial

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AndyinBC's avatar

I don't believe its a "heart". Looks more like an apostrophe to me. But perhaps you're using a different font. And Pi could be viewing it from a different universe.

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Pi Guy's avatar

And I definitely knew better how that was, uh... spelled.

"The crux of the biscuit... Is the apostrophe."

https://youtu.be/-p2z8TLRNUQ

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

I thought it was about who the master really was?

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Pi Guy's avatar

It wasn't.

*grimaces*

I'll show myself out.

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Ryan Gardner's avatar

use your inner male and look at it again

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Athanasius Contra Mundum's avatar

Excellent summary!

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Bootsorourke's avatar

gaahhh!

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Billy Bob's avatar

Yeah, that’s what Chauncey Holt said.

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