i’m confused you guys.
“two weeks to flatten the curve” took 2 years.
“100 days to bend the curve” started last year and still has not ended but maybe it’s ending now?
i'm doing super well in math in kittengarten, but trying to figure out how humans tell time is making my little brain hurt.
can someone please explain this to me? i feel like i’m missing a coefficient or something.
I liked when some dimwit asked a Trucker (who cannot love the Truckers) so how long are you going to stay in Ottawa and he replied "Remember how it took 2 weeks to flatten the curve....?". That is pure mathematical genius right there, so don't be alarmed. Go Truckers!!!!
What? The 2 weeks to flatten the curve was for our own good and was based on science. The 100 day thing that was good too. The vaccines may not have worked but they are great and everyone should be made to get one.
How could you not know these things? Don't you watch the news? Besides that The Party says it was all good. Would have gotten a lot better a lot sooner but some people didn't want to do what they were told. You aren't one of them are you?
I think it's the Math Formation psychosis. We are not supposed to notice such things.
The new 'thinking':
I read the ingredients on packages and won't buy anything with chemical food colorings or artificial flavoring. I just don't want to put that stuff in my body.
I try my best to avoid process foods and I will not under any circumstances buy a product that does not list ingredients on the label.
And those GMO's, well I think the science is still out on that stuff so I try to avoid GMO foods. I know Monsanto says it's safe but I don't trust a big corporation like that. They may be lying .
Did I get vaxxed? Of course I did. No, I don't know the ingredients. Yes, Pfizer is a big corporation. The government said it was safe and effective and Pfizer tries to help people with medicines.
And even though we didn't do the masking, all the covid metrics fell like a rock for months, exactly like it will this spring.
Math is racist. Just put your mask on, and stop asking questions. Also, don't forget the arm band. You did get one with your mask, right? They're a set; they work together.
1st time i ever saw the term bend the curve, what nonsense is this?
oh i was always a face nudist
The thing is, they never believed this--it was all part of the plan--to string us along. We were strung along. Half of us woke up, the other half is asleep. They are doubling down every day. What now?
Is that the prequel to 100 Days of Solitude?
It's clearly your fault because you didn't do it right... It's like Communism. It would work, people just don't do it right, so it doesn't, and the solution is just do it more until it does work.
No doubt he will be arrested for misinformation.
Just in, my first grader says, “get bent Ron.”
Peyronie's disease is notoriously difficult to treat
Meanwhile, gas is up 25 cents a gallon this week over last. $85 to fill my truck. Bet they have that math figured out.
https://www.tyscienceguy.com/mask-documentary-series.html Here's an excellent 6 Part Mask Series by Ty, 20 years experience in PPE. Each one is about 10 minutes. Please share widely to dispel the lies with facts and end the ridiculous "mask theatre".
2 weeks to flatten the curve
2 months to test the vaccines
2 years to usher in authoritarian digital governance
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me...
These idiots just do not get it. Masking does not bend anything, at least not down. At best, masking leaves the curve alone. More likely, masking bends the curve up. How can that be a good thing?
Lol(!) at "i feel like i am missing a coefficient or something"
Bend what? I must now go turn myself in for exposure to mis- dis- and mal-information, or MDM. Forgive me for my confusion, Dear Leader, your mercy will be appreciated for generations.
"100 days of wearing green shirts to bend the curve. Is that too much to ask?"
Because wearing green shirts and wearing cloth masks are equally effective at bending the curve.
Obviously we are being led by psychopathic morons! Is that possible; moron and psychopath at the same time? Looks like it, doesn’t it?
Are the 100 Days to Mask Up for Biden over yet?
It’s a faith matter of the Branch Covidians, Gatito. They have their own science, their own epidemiology, and, as you have astutely uncovered, their own chronology.
You might say, their own universe, as a glimpse into Australcovidia will show:
It’s surreal, reading articles that depict this ludicrous policy as something reasonable people should accept as non-totalitarian-pig-criminality.
Hopefully good kittens will never be subjected to that.
Question for Ronald - “do you inhabit Uranus by any chance?”. Hint: each year over there is equivalent to 84 Earth years
They obviously don't teach Commie Core mathematics in Kittengarten. Sorry but I don't know if you'd get it.
100 day work around on the route to eternity.
It's like when you're writing a term paper and need to ask for an extension, and then another extension and another. But We the People are not college professors.
Its simple, kitty. As in a Simple Open Curve. It's all about the curve that never crosses itself but can change direction multiple times longer than you can live. It has an endpoint that is not the same as its starting point. I reckon you could say the part of the curve between the two is "time." The length of the curve, however, is none of your business and to pursue the solution would be hateful. Luckily the super bowl is this weekend. So, you can cleanse your hateful-adjacent thoughts with some anti-white programming for the whole family!
they just want to keep bending the curve up because that gives them all they need to continue to hold emergency powers and steal liberties from the american people. look at the replies of those who align with that idiot. they can't wait to bend over backwards.
According to my 'math' we will be moving into endemic stage by March and then to 'it's almost over by early July....then to it's over by mid October.
All it takes to end the whole thing is an election on the horizon.
They did an experiment on this whole thing years back. It was called: The People's Temple Project
Oh, no, you aren't missing a coefficient at all. The pandemicists published it almost two years ago when they told us "two weeks to flatten the curve", not two weeks to flatten the pandemic. What you're missing is the independent variable of the function that they were using to calculate pandemic duration. Suppose that it's x. Integrate wrt x, then use the result to compute the expected duration as of March 2020.
Who is Ron Klain?
Day 367, just 100 more days and we'll get it done!
Read the comments. The cultists are horrified. They never want it to end.
It’s a psychiatric disorder called ‘Canute’s Delusion Syndrome’ - CDS. Canute was a 10th Century Anglo-Danish King, Christian and very devout, whose courtiers believed that since he was appointed by God, he must have divine powers and control over Nature. To disabuse them of this, he had his throne set up on the beach and commanded the incoming tide to stop. Of course he didn’t have two weeks just two hours, but in any case everyone got their feet wet. He said: “Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings, for there is none worthy of the name, but He whom heaven, earth, and sea obey by eternal laws.”
Our empty and worthless latter-day kings confident in their own divinity have CDS, therefore believe Nature, be it a virus or the climate system can be bent, curved, flattened, stopped, controlled according to their divine will as supported by their High Priests of The Science™️. Mathematics must do what these coves want… 2 + 2 = 5 as and when they require.
It keeps appearing to me, again and again, most people would rather not think for themselves. I do wonder why this seems to be true.
may be time to move back to Iowa? Or somewhere else? Of course you could wait, because soon California is going to be empty and then you are the only voter to vote for a new governor!
More like “two years to bend us over”.
I'd eaplain, but my explanation might be viewed as a terroristic threat.
Yeah, you're missing a coefficient. You need the coefficient of stupidity to make covidian math work.
The definition of insanity ....
They might as well try to bend spoons.
Of course, math is a white supremacist cis-het sexist chauvinist social construction, so whatever you /feel/ is right as long as you feel what you've been told you should feel, without being told what you should feel.
Ya feel me?
Your missing of coefficient of stupid fiction.
We wuz jes thrown a curveball by Joe "Catfish" Biden.
What we didn't realize - because we didn't scroll down and examine the fine print - is Ron Klaine's 100 days is on auto renew with no expiration date. And bending the curve means constantly changing message. Eventually we will peter out and expire. Then toasts all around the swamp. Hope that fatarse had lots of vaxx.
gato : what do you make of this study that claims that a greater proportion of unvaxxed canadians are being hospitalized?
I have several things I’d like to flatten.