as a nice kitten, i find it sad that the fact checkers at NY-mag lack the skill, work ethic, and customer facing disposition to get a job as a trader joes bag checker and earn money for providing a service that society actually values.
many human scholastic endeavors are confusing to me, but it seems like spending 6 years studying the semiotics of intersectional aggrievement in marxist genderfluid poetry would look pretty impressive on a resume.
But would they get the job at Trader Joe's?
No way! They'd be too preoccupied trying to figure out the hidden power dynamics (and how to undermine them) in the store, LOL
EVERYTHING IS SO UNFAIR
Trader Joe's does not hire the intolerant