kitten corner

as a nice kitten, i find it sad that the fact checkers at NY-mag lack the skill, work ethic, and customer facing disposition to get a job as a trader joes bag checker and earn money for providing a service that society actually values.

many human scholastic endeavors are confusing to me, but it seems like spending 6 years studying the semiotics of intersectional aggrievement in marxist genderfluid poetry would look pretty impressive on a resume.

i guess not?