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YESSSS!! OMG my mind reels. I spent zero time shopping on the internet today. I gained zero pounds over the holidays. No, honey, there were zero men before you!

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Another great one! I like redefining zero. Wonder if that would work for my bank account?

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I'm trying it with the mortgage lender.

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Don't! They will probably increase your mortgage by 8.8%

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Good point but wait wonтАЩt that be .3% since 8.5 equals zero?

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No, apparently my math skills suck. : )

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So glad you posted this while I was still on hold!

They must have sloths working there.

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Prefect!

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I think Gato's malo sense of humour is rubbing off on all of us!

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