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Well, after the Great Reset, for those still well-heeled enough to afford beans, expect this new product to arrive at your local Climate Commissariat that has been extensively beta-tested on the more traditional sort of cattle:

Behold the FartPack.

https://www.thedailystar.net/fartpack-20645

For an additional fee, a customized rear nozzle and tube assembly is available.

Otherwise, expect to be monitored for leakage.

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Hm, I think I'll invest in the "Nixitch" instead:

https://auctionet.com/sv/608578-ask-nixitch-fran-filmen-agget-ar-lost-delades-ut-pa-premiaren-i-lund-1975

It's a promo-gadget from a swedish film premiered in 1975, scroll down a tad and you'll see a skincloured thingamabob and a yellow box.

Part of the story of the (quietly psychedelic) film is, this prodict is the straw that breaks the back - it's made from eggs and is more profitable than selling eggs, creating an egg shortage, riots, and finally armed insurrection and anarchy. People simply got fed up that the beastly industrialist owning the Nixitch factory (Max von Sydow) got even richer by selling a resource-destroying ass-scratcher, rather than food.

Yeah, it's social commentary against rampant destructive capitalism and communism alike.

If you can find the film, "Ägget är löst" (which is a pun, referring to soft-boiled eggs - 'löst') it's well worth an hour and a half, even without dub.

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"resource-destroying ass-scratcher"

Thanks for helping me spew coffee over my keyboard.

Gardner is right, you are flippin' hilarious.

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my last comment was a joke. don't get mad at me. we are in potty humor territory...:}

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Sounds like you've been traipsing through the DarkStar Web.........

It's okay libertate, I'm comfortable with your proclivities

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Tip of the iceberg, I'm afraid.

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I've heard if the ice melts anymore at the poles than you can expect a Scamdemic

What I've gathered is that COVID is only the tip of the iceberg!

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Will that means flooding in Scamdinaiva, Scamada, and Scamtjatka?

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Scamtjatka*

Clever. LOL

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As per the Goracle, albeit a bit late, it must have all melted back in 2019, which is why we got the scamdemic.

Apparently, though, no one remembered to tell the Russians.

https://www.thenationalnews.com/world/2021/11/23/russia-sends-nuclear-powered-icebreakers-to-rescue-at-least-18-ships-stranded-in-artic/

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Fucking idiots. The lot of them.

Can we just have our country back and be left alone?!

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