I often want to throw a banana at the screen when I'm watching my UK news and BoJo the Bozo is on there. Now I KNOW I'm even more justified in doing so.
Someone needs to do the same thing with each media outlet all repeating the same talking point over and over again... but then as a twister at the end... show them repeating over and over just the opposite since they are total and complete, brainless, heartless, soulless, thoughtless people. Jeez, in other words, they are severely "less" people... so some talented special effects person could make their faces all look like monkey faces... but alas... that would be a major insult to monkeys.
I thought we were moving along with this. I rarely wear my face diaper in the store anymore (just to make the crybabies comfy) Driving home from my daddy this afternoon, I saw not one, not two but three incidents that I found hilariously disturbing or crushingly sad, you pick.
1. A guy wearing a large black mask, preparing to walk across the four lane road. He was all by himself, outside, wearing a mask. nothing close by, and no others around.
2. this is a sad one: three teen aged boys walking together outside, completely masked
3. A girl, young adult, riding a bike alone, outside. Big old mask on.
I live in Northern Virginia 35 miles west of the swamp.
Well I, for one, really like a clean chair. I mean the guy didn't even breathe on it! Let's give him a hand, this is what being a homo sapien is all about!
One side-effect of studying ethology is that it's hard to take human being seriously anymore. I don't see people using words to convey substantive ideas. All I see are apes hooting and beating their chests to assert dominance and get better mating opportunities.
This turns out to have surprising explanatory and predictive power.
Variants are only detected by gene sequencing at specially equipped labs. Results are used for research. No doctor, no patient is ever informed of the variant.
I do love this. I think there's a deeper reference to his bafoonerism that you need to be British to understand, but this guy is a complete clown. If there really is some worldwide plot for control over the proletariat or whatever, the British government are not competent enough to be a part of it
kitten corner: anthropology
I laughed so hard there's no litter left in my box.
The more absurd the ritual, the more likely they are to perform it.
I would like this to be on continuous loop on CNN.
Everything I ever learned about anthropology can be taught by Betty White in 2 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h81HESbEmI
Please don't insult chimpanzees. They are actually very, very smart.
Churchill will be spinning in his grave, roaring: "Never in the field of human leadership were so many cowed by so much stupid few".
All alone , in the car , wearing your mask level monkeyshines
He’s make an excellent substitute bell ringer when and if the Hunchback Of Norte Dame is in Covid Quarantine
The Attenborough narration is perfection.
That is very funny.
I often want to throw a banana at the screen when I'm watching my UK news and BoJo the Bozo is on there. Now I KNOW I'm even more justified in doing so.
oh boris. you’re so wacky
Gawd Almighty...
Someone needs to do the same thing with each media outlet all repeating the same talking point over and over again... but then as a twister at the end... show them repeating over and over just the opposite since they are total and complete, brainless, heartless, soulless, thoughtless people. Jeez, in other words, they are severely "less" people... so some talented special effects person could make their faces all look like monkey faces... but alas... that would be a major insult to monkeys.
Very zoonotic!
I thought we were moving along with this. I rarely wear my face diaper in the store anymore (just to make the crybabies comfy) Driving home from my daddy this afternoon, I saw not one, not two but three incidents that I found hilariously disturbing or crushingly sad, you pick.
1. A guy wearing a large black mask, preparing to walk across the four lane road. He was all by himself, outside, wearing a mask. nothing close by, and no others around.
2. this is a sad one: three teen aged boys walking together outside, completely masked
3. A girl, young adult, riding a bike alone, outside. Big old mask on.
I live in Northern Virginia 35 miles west of the swamp.
Humans are hilarious.
Well I, for one, really like a clean chair. I mean the guy didn't even breathe on it! Let's give him a hand, this is what being a homo sapien is all about!
An open letter to Chris Whitty on vaccine hesitancy. https://nakedemperor.substack.com/p/an-open-letter-to-chris-witty-englands
One side-effect of studying ethology is that it's hard to take human being seriously anymore. I don't see people using words to convey substantive ideas. All I see are apes hooting and beating their chests to assert dominance and get better mating opportunities.
This turns out to have surprising explanatory and predictive power.
too funny, gatito--thanks for starting my day off with a belly laugh!!!
Because fomites...
Wow, Boris really has gone off the deep end.
They dispelled the myth that covid is transmitted on surfaces like a zillion months ago. It’s all pacifiers.
The Internet has a winner !
That's the best thing this month.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
OMG, that's *HILARIOUS*!! Thanks for the belly laugh in the midst of the craziness!
What's with all those news stories showing needles in people's arms these days? A lot of people hate needles.
Most reported U.S. Omicron cases have hit the fully vaccinated -CDC
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/most-reported-us-omicron-cases-have-hit-fully-vaccinated-cdc-2021-12-10/
Variants are only detected by gene sequencing at specially equipped labs. Results are used for research. No doctor, no patient is ever informed of the variant.
https://www.webmd.com/lung/news/20210914/covid-strain-unknown-to-patients
OMG...this is amazing.
I do love this. I think there's a deeper reference to his bafoonerism that you need to be British to understand, but this guy is a complete clown. If there really is some worldwide plot for control over the proletariat or whatever, the British government are not competent enough to be a part of it
Is he for real?
Humor from the "Covid Kill Shot Era" March 2020 unti...? Boy, do we need it
Superb.
I tried to post a screenshot but alas.
The meme is Lucy from Charles Schulz’s Peanuts comics. She’s about to pull the football away from Charlie Brown yet again and explains,
“Just get the shots and we’ll go back to normal.”
It’s enough to make any self respecting chimp hurl his poop! And Boris bent over the chair presents the perfect target.
I’ve got cat-scratch-fever . Young Lions are salivating.