"you think the story's over but it's ready to begin"
they are the heroes of the pandemic
Yes, and a certain Bad Cat...
"You think this story's over but it's ready to begin..."
- Ad-Rock
we had a little party in barrington
because the public health, it didn't serve no one
riding cross the land with a new and bettah plan
tony fauci on our tail 'cause we're in demand!
We posted 'bout this.
we posted 'bout that.
we read all the tweets from an internet cat, sooo...
el gato's on the run
cause twitter cops got his gun
but now we're here on substack, try'na have some fun...
the real bad cat
that is my name
and i know the fly spot
where they let you speak plain...
Your pa saw you scratchin’
and he said,
No Way
That hypocrite ruins
Two couches a day
Ill
Gotta love the gatopals!!!
they are the best part of being a gato.
"Sh*t, if this go'n be that kinda party...mashed potatoes." ahahaha
😂
Seriously...Substack needs a "LOVE IT!" button! Because "Like" is just not enough!
Great Barrington Declaration... there will be a test on this on Friday. Yes, today.
I can't catch it, I know you planted it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Coronagate
I can't stand hiding when I'm in here
'Cause your bs pr ain't so crystal clear
So while you hiding out and wonder why
I got this fucking vaxx in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's USA sabotage
You're a worldwide treasure.
Zhhhhhhhhh! (sound of stiletto sliding between ribs of establishment bullshit)
For some reason I thought of women's high heeled shoes first, then realized "stiletto" = weapon. It's been a long week...
Well, those too could be used if one had excellent muscular strength. I'd need the sneakier sort myself.
High heel shoes work as well.
Like Frank Beltrame stilettos, el gato malo delivers.
I thought that, too. Then I read it a second time and the lightbulb came on. 🤪
Me too.....
Bad girl!! I love it.
This is the best, the internet exploded
So where can we HEAR this masterpiece?!
"You know, they calls it hippity-hop music, but it don't make me want to go hippity-hop."
-- Marva Munson, Ladykillers
A real Renaissance Cat.
After all revival is the nine lives secret.
I don't follow the news. Please fill me in.
see The Great Barrington Declaration
This is the real reason for the pandemic. It all makes sense now.
The "Tres Amigos" (forgive the gender discrepancy reference) reference was great. How about a scientific three-on-three bout with Bhatacharya-Gupta-Kulldorff against FaUci-Birx-Redfield? B-G-K is going off at a -98 line.
they are the heroes of the pandemic
Yes, and a certain Bad Cat...
"You think this story's over but it's ready to begin..."
- Ad-Rock
we had a little party in barrington
because the public health, it didn't serve no one
riding cross the land with a new and bettah plan
tony fauci on our tail 'cause we're in demand!
We posted 'bout this.
we posted 'bout that.
we read all the tweets from an internet cat, sooo...
el gato's on the run
cause twitter cops got his gun
but now we're here on substack, try'na have some fun...
the real bad cat
that is my name
and i know the fly spot
where they let you speak plain...
Your pa saw you scratchin’
and he said,
No Way
That hypocrite ruins
Two couches a day
Ill
Gotta love the gatopals!!!
they are the best part of being a gato.
"Sh*t, if this go'n be that kinda party...mashed potatoes." ahahaha
😂
Seriously...Substack needs a "LOVE IT!" button! Because "Like" is just not enough!
Great Barrington Declaration... there will be a test on this on Friday. Yes, today.
I can't catch it, I know you planted it
I'm gonna set it straight, this Coronagate
I can't stand hiding when I'm in here
'Cause your bs pr ain't so crystal clear
So while you hiding out and wonder why
I got this fucking vaxx in my side
Oh my God, it's a mirage
I'm tellin' y'all, it's USA sabotage
You're a worldwide treasure.
Zhhhhhhhhh! (sound of stiletto sliding between ribs of establishment bullshit)
For some reason I thought of women's high heeled shoes first, then realized "stiletto" = weapon. It's been a long week...
Well, those too could be used if one had excellent muscular strength. I'd need the sneakier sort myself.
High heel shoes work as well.
Like Frank Beltrame stilettos, el gato malo delivers.
I thought that, too. Then I read it a second time and the lightbulb came on. 🤪
Me too.....
Bad girl!! I love it.
This is the best, the internet exploded
So where can we HEAR this masterpiece?!
"You know, they calls it hippity-hop music, but it don't make me want to go hippity-hop."
-- Marva Munson, Ladykillers
A real Renaissance Cat.
After all revival is the nine lives secret.
I don't follow the news. Please fill me in.
see The Great Barrington Declaration
This is the real reason for the pandemic. It all makes sense now.
The "Tres Amigos" (forgive the gender discrepancy reference) reference was great. How about a scientific three-on-three bout with Bhatacharya-Gupta-Kulldorff against FaUci-Birx-Redfield? B-G-K is going off at a -98 line.