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they are the heroes of the pandemic

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Yes, and a certain Bad Cat...

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"You think this story's over but it's ready to begin..."

- Ad-Rock

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we had a little party in barrington

because the public health, it didn't serve no one

riding cross the land with a new and bettah plan

tony fauci on our tail 'cause we're in demand!

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We posted 'bout this.

we posted 'bout that.

we read all the tweets from an internet cat, sooo...

el gato's on the run

cause twitter cops got his gun

but now we're here on substack, try'na have some fun...

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the real bad cat

that is my name

and i know the fly spot

where they let you speak plain...

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Your pa saw you scratchin’

and he said,

No Way

That hypocrite ruins

Two couches a day

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Gotta love the gatopals!!!

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they are the best part of being a gato.

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"Sh*t, if this go'n be that kinda party...mashed potatoes." ahahaha

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😂

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Seriously...Substack needs a "LOVE IT!" button! Because "Like" is just not enough!

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Great Barrington Declaration... there will be a test on this on Friday. Yes, today.

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I can't catch it, I know you planted it

I'm gonna set it straight, this Coronagate

I can't stand hiding when I'm in here

'Cause your bs pr ain't so crystal clear

So while you hiding out and wonder why

I got this fucking vaxx in my side

Oh my God, it's a mirage

I'm tellin' y'all, it's USA sabotage

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You're a worldwide treasure.

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Zhhhhhhhhh! (sound of stiletto sliding between ribs of establishment bullshit)

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For some reason I thought of women's high heeled shoes first, then realized "stiletto" = weapon. It's been a long week...

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Well, those too could be used if one had excellent muscular strength. I'd need the sneakier sort myself.

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High heel shoes work as well.

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Like Frank Beltrame stilettos, el gato malo delivers.

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I thought that, too. Then I read it a second time and the lightbulb came on. 🤪

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Me too.....

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Bad girl!! I love it.

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This is the best, the internet exploded

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So where can we HEAR this masterpiece?!

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"You know, they calls it hippity-hop music, but it don't make me want to go hippity-hop."

-- Marva Munson, Ladykillers

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A real Renaissance Cat.

After all revival is the nine lives secret.

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I don't follow the news. Please fill me in.

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see The Great Barrington Declaration

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This is the real reason for the pandemic. It all makes sense now.

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The "Tres Amigos" (forgive the gender discrepancy reference) reference was great. How about a scientific three-on-three bout with Bhatacharya-Gupta-Kulldorff against FaUci-Birx-Redfield? B-G-K is going off at a -98 line.

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