um, seriously you guys, are the humans OK?
because this maybe looks like it’s probably not going so well…
If you're that scared just stay the fuck home.
The kicker: Pfizer x3, negative rapid test, natural immunity.
The presence of each of these illustrates she does not actually believe the other two work.
This is sad. She is unwell. Psychiatrically unwell. We must not make fun of her.
Would have been so much cheaper just to tie a plastic bag around her head.
I had a routine consult with a new gyn yesterday. No exam, just a initial visit. She was probably late 30s and was wearing scrubs, a head covering, gloves, an n95 mask, a surgical mask, a cloth mask and a face shield. Her first words to me were that she had to be extremely cautious because she had children and omicron was so dangerous. I had a lot of difficulty understanding anything she was saying. She also rolled the stool she sat on as far away from me as possible. I won't be seeing her again.
humans are gullible, unlike cats. that's why cats enjoy nine lives while most humans can't enjoy one.
Unfortunately, according to my own research, this is still going to be ineffective. To quote an interview with Dr. Yulmer Bronnstein, famed clinician and respiratory researcher: "For many years now we have had conclusive, scientific evidence that a tightly wrapped plastic bag, over the human head, is by far the most effective means of excluding the entry of ALL foreign particulate matter into the human airways..."
Then he smiled, adding "So efficacious as to even exclude oxygen."
I wonder if she ever did anything meaningful to protect herself? Like exercise, fresh air, proper diet, vitamins like D, C, Zinc. I'm going to guess not so much.
This has got to be satire
If she is so afraid of living, she has already started dying. The truly sad part is that she is exactly the one who will applaud, perhaps even assist, the government goons who arrive at a pureblood’s door to forcibly inject or worse yet, carry off to imprison in a FEMA camp. She will be the one applauding the starvation of children when their pure blood parents are locked out of all commerce, including buying food. She’ll be saying, “Tragic, but they deserve what they got.” Tyranny depends on millions of panicked fearful sheep like her. Freedom is too good for her.
Coulda just gone with the Xanax and some Whiskey and you woulda been covered.
As if the attention that they knew they were guaranteed to receive in public for this absurd display wasn't enough to satisfy their fragile ego, they had to also crap a selfie onto social media so their equally unwell support system could have the opportunity to cosign their madness and blatant narcissism 😂
Look into the abyss of absolute insanity in those eyes. This person should be in an asylum not walking around in public.
Also note this person has apparently already had covid and is still this terrified of catching a milder variant?!
Wow. This country has a real mental health crisis. 🥺
I think the Battle of Dunkirk was fought with less equipment! 🤣
This is the perfect picture to describe the last 2 years.
If she had just started w the “shitton of Xanax”, she would’ve skipped all that other bullshit, and rightfully so!
No, this person is not ok. And while it's easy to make fun of her, this is actually sad.
To her credit, she makes sure the reader doesn't confuse her with the X-Files agent named Dana, i.e. the rational one who relies on scientific data.
“Give me liberty or give me—oh wait, you mean I might catch a cold? OMG OMG OMG Omicron. Here, here, take your liberty and give me that sweet sweet suffocating safety!“
The people that perpetuated this hysteria need to look at this poor women and feel ashamed of themselves. I include the president who said: "We are looking at a winter of severe illness and death for the unvaccinated — for themselves, their families and the hospitals they’ll soon overwhelm" This kind of manipulation comes from the evil authoritarians that only want more power and will use anything to get their way. People need to see who the evil ones are and push back and run them out of office and places of authority!
I keep reading the comments and then going back to her face, looking at it from different angles and I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m still not convinced anyone can be THAT scared and STILL will fly without a parachute
I’m gonna laugh if this person gets Covid anyway.
Nice safety gear! Now, what if the plane crashes?
I regularly see masked, helmet-free New Orleans bicyclists blowing through red lights. Safety first!
No, gatito. The humans are not OK.
Even the humans that are the exact opposite of this, like yours truly, are not OK.
She’s a feminist!
The mascot of poor mental health.
Is there any possibility this satire/parody? There are some wicked parody accounts on Twitter, some of the threads are amazing - always with a few outraged responses from those who haven't yet figured it out.
OMG, she's serious.
This is what Menticide looks like folks.
it is called mysophobia (fear of germs). it is epidemic (ironic, no?) comorbid with mass formation. in the good old days it was called hysteria. Freud's favorite.
I thought for sure this was a parody account so I went to see on Twatter. Nope. She's this crazy. And all her other tweets are, too.
My first thought was that this was pure sarcasm, but then I saw her address '@telefeminism' and was instantly disabused of this notion. She is for real, real.
And scary, scary. This is not your everyday Karen, this is a dedicated professional.
“Secondary mask for displaying opinions” says it all: smug, intolerant, condescending, and not the least bit self-aware.
you've literally described 95% of Australians in one caption
Gatito, you must report this to the appropriate authorities: who is looking after her cats while she's away spreading crazy?
This is pathological
Exactly like our mind controlled government and the so called powers that shouldn't be that fancy themselves elite want it....sick from birth to a premature death with lots of suffering in between.... Dystopian world at it's finest 😥.....
Would be interesting to see her rxn to an oxygen mask drop.
I apologize for saying this publicly, albeit in a space just chock-full of folks who probably agree. The real downside of this whole COVID-19 dumpster fire is that it is unlikely to result in winners of the Darwin Awards, despite the fact that we all wish it would!
No way this is real! And if it is, no way she is married. To a man, at least.
(x) Pronouns in bio
She should just drive.
Her mother was not very kind to her. Obviously.
My money is on her being from the PNW. Probably Seattle. Probably Fremont neighborhood. Although she looks clean so maybe Capitol Hill S.
Thought she was a nimrod right up until the shitton of xanex. Laughed. Then really had a good laugh over the pic. Another low oxygen voter.
This reads like satire.
To quote John McEnroe "You cannot be serious".
One might be concerned about the potentially harmful effects of hypoxia-induced cognitive failure in such cases. However, upon further inspection, clear evidence of certain pre-existing conditions nullifies THOSE concerns.