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--> "This morning, I tested positive for Coward-19."

There, I fixed it.

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Dr David Samadi’s reply:

“Sometimes, having COVID makes you feel like you just got hit by a truck.”

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Because without the vaccination and booster you might get covid......like Justin did after his vaccination and booster.

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I see we've reached the stage where covid (real or invented) is reduced to an excuse to avoid accountability for a couple weeks

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Nice to know the country will continue to be mismanaged remotely

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Jan 31, 2022·edited Jan 31, 2022

I think it was either the Peterbilt or MAC variant

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Comrade: Low testosterone is a risk factor for COVID.

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Got his booster on January 4th - all them scientist types told me that he should be at peak protection against infection right around this time, were they wrong?

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I think it's called the Chicken flu.... as in you're too chicken to come out and meet your opponents and citizens.

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"I took the preventative but got the disease anyway. Everyone take the preventative, it works!"

The utter idiocy of that just boggles the mind.

As does the extreme convenience of the timing of the utter failure of his "vaccine" and "booster".

Remote? Very, I'm guessing.

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Hmm didn't he say last week he was quarantining for 5 days?

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Maybe he will be diagnosed with Long Freedom and we won't have to see much of him anymore.

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Dear Mr Trudeau “Get Stuffed”

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They probably ran his PCR test at a ct of 3000.

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I hope he gets that vote of no-confidence REAL SOON.

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Yes, "please get vaccinated and get boosted" and YOU, TOO, can test positive for the CCP virus!

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If you believe Justin Trudeau has coincidently contracted Covid-19 at the very same time Canadian citizens are protesting mandates on his front lawn…. I have a vaccine 💉 I’d like to sell you 😏

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Jan 31, 2022·edited Jan 31, 2022

How many times is he going to announce he tested positive is my question. I’d hate to play golf with this clown. He’d probably take 3 Mulligans off the very first tee. 😂😂

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He's lying. How convenient he can isolate for 5 days to avoid the truckers. Just like CA Gov. Newsome lied about his vaccine reaction and Guillain Barre

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Yes, because vaccinations and boosting worked so well for you, along with your mask mandates.

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Truck off, Trudeau.

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“And my doctors tell me that this case will last approximately however long there are a lot of people in Ottawa who don’t like me anymore”.

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He's triple-jabbed and C19 positive (yeah, sure he is), but he wants everyone to run out and get the stuff that didn't work for him. It's science!

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What a great advertisement for his vaccines that he wants to force on all Canadians till the end of time!

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I'm thinking he plans on waiting out his visitors.

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These people and their followers can't see the forest for the trees. He claims he's vaccinated and boosted but has Omicron (none of which I'm convinced are true) while simultaneously doing a 'get vaccinated and boosted' commercial, like a Lada owner shilling for his jalopy from the back of the ambulance. Meanwhile, the forest is aflame with inconvenient truths and of course the unvaccinated are the arsonists. Fortunately, poor Angus Reid had to reveal today that 54% of woke Canada is getting whiffs of the bear scat on the bottom of their Birkenstocks. I'm just not sure which I hope spreads faster- this growing number or Trudeau's virus particles.

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The three sentences say it all .

1. I tested positive for COVID-19.

2. Get vaccinated and get boosted.

Huh?? Shouldn't a vaccine prevent illness? Guess not

3. I feel fine + will work remotely + follow health guidelines.

Huh? Translation - You will be fine if you just listen to me and I then will let you work for home.

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Isn't this an exact copy of a tweet from last week?

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I continue to watch in amazement as the vaccine fails, while vaccine proponents simultaneously ignore that data, and push test subjects to take the vaccine and booster that already failed. Only thing more amazing than these losers' moxie is the weak-mindedness it takes to do what they say, despite the obvious data to the contrary. [ETA: I submit that it is *entirely* likely that some people still have faith in the public health authorities, and, as a result, have no reason to not "get boosted" if that is the mainstream advice. I should not assume that everyone has been swimming around in the COVID rabbit hole like so many of us around here have!]

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Convenient, he's arranged to evade, somewhere, for the whole week!

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Dr. Mr. Trudeau might I suggest the AstraZeneca vaccine for your ailments? Highly safe and effective by current regulators standards.

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The web page liar.com has been redirected to Trudeau’s Wikipedia page. There is a rumour that Elon Musk owns that domain.

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Yep, kids, don't forget to get vaccinated and boosted! It's very effective. Without it, it would have been much worse! ;-)

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Either the tests are faulty or boosters don't protect from infection and transmission. Pick one Mr. Prime Minister. Checkmate.

End all mandates. Go Truckers! Freedom now.

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"Everyone, please get vaccinated and get boosted so you can get COVID-19 too!!!!"

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He tested positive for cowardice!

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didn't he test positive a few weeks ago? I thought this was an old tweet, at first.

Jeez this guy is so full of .... well, himself!

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Where ever JT is, he is nowhere. Miraculous, really.

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yea i tested a banana, it came back positive too but it is still useful unlike you Liedeau

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He certainly doesn’t have the balls his father Fidel had.

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Hey, gato. What's a good response to the newest impenetrable pro-vax argument?

Currently the narrative goes something like this:

Me: Why should I get vaccinated? The data is clear that they do nothing to prevent spread.

Cultist: They were never intended to stop the spread of the virus. They were intended to lessen symptoms so hospitals don't become overwhelmed. This was always the case and any statements to the contrary are racist misinformation. Get vaccinated.

Me: How can you prove they lessen symptoms in the absence of a negative? Isn't this akin to saying a banana in your ear stops elephant attacks?

Cultist: Overwhelmed hospitals. Get vaccinated. Overwhelmed hospitals. Get vaccinated.

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I just heard about the rally happening tomorrow, February 1st at the Capitol Mall in Salem, Oregon. I plan to be there with a sign protesting the newly permanent mask mandate. Any one else who can show up, even for a few minutes, will help show the Oregon leaders that the citizens want these mandates to stop! A legislative session is scheduled to begin tomorrow so some of them may also have the "freedom flu." I wonder if we'll have truckers showing up for support?

Go to the Children's Health Defense site for more info on speakers, including Steve Kirsch. I'll try to post the link here: https://or.childrenshealthdefense.org/ca-events/join-oregonians-at-the-capitol-february-1-to-unite-for-medical-freedom/

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I never before considered that those studies citing the possibility that those who received mRNA vaccines might be at risk of catching covid repeatedly for the rest of their lives might be seized on by our gutless leaders to justify permanent retreat to their fortresses...

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A customer of Acme Security Solutions: This morning, my house was burgled. Thankfully only

a few items were stolen. Everyone, please get Acme Security Solutions.

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Always a positive, If someone declares war on Canada, Just say we have a lot of "Covid", that will scare the hell out of them and have them running away with fear.

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Bieber's namesake misspelled 'weak', as in "... and I'll continue to work remotely this weak while following public health guidlines."

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He could still work over zoom like the rest of the pajama class did, right?

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Do we care Mr. Trudeau? No. Do your job!!

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Ugh!

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