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I called Pfizer yesterday to ask a question about the recently completed Pfizer trial for children 5-11. Before I could even be connected to a medical officer who could answer my question, I had to listen to somebody, live, for at least ten full minutes, issuing one warning and disclaimer after another about the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccine. I have never experienced ANYTHING like that before in my life. You should try it: 1 (800) 879-3477. Say you are a consumer with a question. Somebody should record the whole spiel, actually, and publish it on Substack. It is really quite something.

It seems to me that Pfizer is suddenly getting very nervous that its blanket immunity deals are not going to hold up in court, and that the company eventually is going to be forced to defend this Mother of All Lemons.

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"It seems to me that Pfizer is suddenly getting very nervous that its blanket immunity deals are not going to hold up in court, and that the company eventually is going to be forced to defend this Mother of All Lemons."

^I love this!! Was just realizing this the other day.

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Lol you actually called them up? Sounds like a fun troll move

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I was curious so I called. Darby is correct, it's 10+ minutes long. No exaggeration. Mine was a recording. It sounded like the fast-soft talk on a pharma ad where they tell you about the myriad of side effects. They are admitting in the disclaimer-recording all about links to myo/pericarditis, risks to pregnancy, adverse reactions to a dozen different things, etc. The actual rep gave me another 2 minutes of disclaimers and would not answer a simple question, is my 4 yo daughter eligible to be vaccinated without capturing all my personal info and transferring me to a medical specialist (I hung up before providing my info).

I have to believe this is new because otherwise someone would have surfaced this clear CYA-language by now. Prior to hearing this I have never ever not once heard anything like this from anyone other than Substack, Tucker, or Twitter once before they're banned.

The sky is really falling chicken little.

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Yes, the other thing that was bizarre is that I had to give them my full name and address before they would answer any questions. Never had that happen before either.

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Or Noman Dates

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Lesco Brandon

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Adding that to list...

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It's be fun to call up Pfizer, Moderna etc, ask to speak to "the manager" and demand an explanation lol

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I called them just now and got a recording like Deen did, on and on about the EUA COVID agent and Corminaty, etc.

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I just called them myself. I am in Canada and didn't get the warnings you describe but it's a different division of Pfizer. so interesting what you shared!

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That is very interesting, indeed, that you didn't get the spiel when calling from Canada. I actually got two different spiels. The first one happened when I first got connected to a Pfizer customer service rep. Then after I asked my question and the guy realized he needed to connect me to a medical officer for the answer, he had to give me another long spiel before he could connect me. Some of it was repeating what he said the first time. Some of it was new. All of it was, in essence, "We really don't know what problems these vaccines could cause, but we are not responsible, regardless."

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That makes me wonder if they are feeling less in legal peril in Canada than in the US

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Could be. Canadians seem to be more compliant than Americans. However there have been some large protests that the press completely ignores.

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Melbourne Australia protest was huge

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Same, also in Canada and didn't get the experience, #disappointed!

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Sorry to hear it. Maybe I will try to get a recording of it and put it on my Substack.

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Great info. I hope it is recorded and published here and on Twitter to slowly but surely expose this elaborate shakedown.

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Criminality nullifies waivers.. breach of contract to falsify material facts.. PR only goes so far and before this is over the public will demand their pound of flesh.. gonna be a very bumpy ride from here to trials but we will get there.. no where near soon enough.

If you're in NYC Saturday 1pm No Mandates event kicks off at Pfizer HQ near Grand Central 1pm and they will hear us.

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Get it on tape and publish it.

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I'm sure they realize the Biden administration will throw under the bus if even a handful of the virus failure issues become common knowledge.

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* throw them under the bus

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Paula, Put your clothes on and go read a book.

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Great advice. It seems Paula is appearing on other substacks as well.

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Paula is actually Hillary Clinton

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be careful where you click everybody

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Paula acts like a skiddie wanna be 1337 hacker down in mom's basement... s/he hit me with 3 comment replies in a row here and Matthew RTE thread.. I said it looks like a honeypot for anything from ISP collectors to malware... compressed link & lame lure... link changed so it's not a bot.. this URL way better #lolwut

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Paula, what are your thoughts on the vaccine?

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