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He should buy Pfizer and enforce mandatory clot shots on all the whacko predatory globalists

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Not sure about the alphabet agencies, but he'll need to put in a bid with Soros for the Department of Justice.

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The folks who are really upset about a possible Twitter takeover are suddenly referring to Twitter like it's a common good, a public square. Aren't they the same ones who've been saying "well, it's a private company; it can ban whoever it likes"

So which is it - public good or private company?

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While on his spending spree, he could buy both houses of congress, exec branch and ussc. I hear they're all for sale if the price is right!

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Funny, Elon potentially buying Twitter and making the algorithm open source would effectively be kicking the CIA, FBI and Dept. of Justice out of the equation on that platform. Pretty sure Twitter will fight tooth and nail for the secret sauce of the algo and bots to not be revealed so I doubt Elon will wind up being the owner - but I do hope he tanks the stock price and starts something far better.

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got eem

we gave Afghanistan to the Taliban and kept the TSA #winning

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Fire sale in DC!

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How about the FDA and the CDC as well! 😡🔥🔥🔥

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(I guess I need a liquid soap dispenser next to my laptop because I keep being forced to say) No shit!

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Maybe not such a bad idea; get rid of other corporate influences

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Does Murray live on Mars?

We have the best Congress money can buy.

Pharma bought the NIH C19 treatment guideline panel for example:

https://www.covid19treatmentguidelines.nih.gov/about-the-guidelines/panel-financial-disclosure/ JUDITH A ABERG collected $7.7 million from Pharmafia. https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/268251

ADAORA A ADIMORA collected $150,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/748947 JASON V BAKER collected $1.3 million https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/513424 LISA M BAUMANN KREUZIGER collected $120,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/1212875

ROGER J BEDIMO collected $420,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/249538 ERIC S DAAR collected $2 million https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/196646 JEFFREY L LENNOX collected $100,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/749216 MITCHELL M LEVY collected $200,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/199462 GREGORY S MARTIN collected $650,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/73756 SUSANNA NAGGIE collected $3.8 million https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/37453 RENEE D STAPLETON collected $146,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/439815 SUSAN SWINDELLS collected $960,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/6699 PABLO M TEBAS collected $1.8 million https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/28946 PHYLLIS C TIEN collected $250,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/629416 JINOOS YAZDANY collected $550,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/1046038

I hope they will add Congressmen, FDA/CDC/NIH/CIA/FBI/DOJ to the Dow Jones so we can see the going rate.

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These Twits are so delusional!

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I took Bill Gates only 330 million spread out over 20 years to buy up all of media and the fact checkers. He made some 25 billion just in a few months and not a single one criticized him or his heavy investments in vaccine companies. It is amazing how cheap the whole apparatus goes for and then they lose their crap when Musk is willing to spend 130 times that for Twitter.

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I hope Twitter stock crashes MORE….the fact that they were so afraid of free speech is extraordinarily telling!

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I'm assuming "Murray" is being half-serious about his suggestion for Elon. Murray Rothbard would have probably endorsed the idea.

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haha true!!

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I saw someone ask if Elon would buy Canada on the evil bird yesterday.

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How about the CDC and FDA? Or would that trigger a bidding war with Bill Gates?

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NIH… NIAH… oh darn that’s a 4 letter agency… my bad… I agree with Obsequious… mandatory clotshots on all of our government… Judiciary, executive and all of Congress! All FIVE shots… Isn’t that what Bourla of Pfizer said since the first four didn’t work?! 🤦🏽‍♀️🙄🙄🙄

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Hey Murray.. the Democrats already bought all those three letter agencies. You are such a clueless "BOT"

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Yeah - but it is fun to think about. Maybe we should be thinking about privatizing, or even eliminating, some federal departments (Education e.g.) or agencies.

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And weren’t they management buy-outs?

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The velvet glove has worn pretty thin.

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Ha ha - best Kitten Corner post ever, I reckon - nicely done!

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Yes...the great corporatist shark has and continues to gorge itself at our liberty's expense. The dopes who don't know any better are akin to shark sucking remora going where the masters dictate hoping for some scraps.

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Already a Demoncrat franchise and ownership is restricted to racists, liars and cheats.

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Apr 15, 2022·edited Apr 15, 2022

Murray confirms Twitter is part of the same deep state, globalist cabal as the alphabet agencies.

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Agreed, el gato. Maybe some are unaware of the pay-to-play justice system. Those without money and/or influence are often crushed; a total crap shoot.

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They're not seemingly part of government at all, even though they are funded by government with our tax money; i.e., by government thievery.

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Apr 15, 2022·edited Apr 15, 2022

Does anyone know where the offer that Gab has made to him stands? Any opinions or updates on any response from Musk? I actually think that would be better than his getting control of Twitter. Let him turn Gab into a powerhouse and give Twitter the ignominious burial it deserves. Curious to hear other opinions.

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" i’m pretty sure that those agencies all got taken private years ago…"

That's for sure. Best not contemplate it too much. Sigh. It will give ya a bad cattitude.

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Since the CIA FBI and NSA own twitter (for all intents and purposes, plus they subsidize the infrastructure) I think he just did offer to buy the CIA FBI AND DOJ...They said no, and called Vanguard.

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Same thing...

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That, and you, gatito - are hilarious. Thanks, you are not a debbie downer!

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Skip twit and just buy government agencies.

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