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He should buy Pfizer and enforce mandatory clot shots on all the whacko predatory globalists

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Well, we need less of what's in them being excreted into the water all of us eventually use in one way or another...

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They excrete with their mouths...comb jelly

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MSNBC, CNN, CBS... could you imagine the hysteria

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Not sure about the alphabet agencies, but he'll need to put in a bid with Soros for the Department of Justice.

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With? Are you confused on who soros is?

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I'm saying make an offer to Soros since he owns the Dept. of Justice.

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Oh snap!

💯

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In l'esprit d'escalier, I should have said "make Soros an offer he can't refuse" …

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The folks who are really upset about a possible Twitter takeover are suddenly referring to Twitter like it's a common good, a public square. Aren't they the same ones who've been saying "well, it's a private company; it can ban whoever it likes"

So which is it - public good or private company?

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It's public but identifies as private or It's private-fluid or something... you know what I mean.

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Hilarious and timely juxtaposition. "Identify" with what ever advantages you at the time. Can you see that across the board... including with gender. Just keep ping-ponging depending on the advantage or escape of liability/criticism!

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@Ric- PRIVATE FLUID!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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I think the word you seek is ‘binary’ or maybe ‘Two-Spirit’, but the later is to do with Red Indians… something.

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You mean it’s “trans?”

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Depends on whether it's Monday or Wednesday.

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Treat Twatter like its Opposite day...everyday

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I hope if Elon does somehow manage to own it, he renames it Shrike.

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Yup. All the blue checks will Shreek

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As Jim Cutler on Mad Men says, of the proposed merger between the 2 agencies as they jointly pitch Chevrolet:

I want to make it clear: Unless this works, I'm against it.

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Yes, repeat no.

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While on his spending spree, he could buy both houses of congress, exec branch and ussc. I hear they're all for sale if the price is right!

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It's true....we have the best government money can buy

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Someone’s been robbed.

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probably even cheaper than twitter

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Will the WEF accept an offer though?

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Funny, Elon potentially buying Twitter and making the algorithm open source would effectively be kicking the CIA, FBI and Dept. of Justice out of the equation on that platform. Pretty sure Twitter will fight tooth and nail for the secret sauce of the algo and bots to not be revealed so I doubt Elon will wind up being the owner - but I do hope he tanks the stock price and starts something far better.

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And it's fun to watch the blue check presstitutes working for Bezos' Washington Post or Omidyar's Intercept or Bill Gates many funded legacy news outlets, clutching their pearls in alarm over billionaire owners when not even the Saudi stake in Twitter gave them pause.

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Presstitutes made my day! How'd I miss that one. ;)

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I agree 1005

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Excellent point

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All the dirt. Like Pig-Pen...for everyone to see

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got eem

we gave Afghanistan to the Taliban and kept the TSA #winning

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No, we gave the Taliban weapons. They already had Afghanistan.

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Well, was it our country to keep? What we did wrong (after the initial fatal choice to get involved in the first place) was to fail our obligation to every Afghan and his/her family who helped us in the touching misapprehension that we'd keep our word to them.

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does the government know what it is, to keep your word?

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No government does, ever.

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Fire sale in DC!

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Fire bomb. FBI is listening

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How about the FDA and the CDC as well! 😡🔥🔥🔥

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Apr 15, 2022·edited Apr 15, 2022

Wait, you didn't get your half hour mask break at 12.30 on Thursday? That was canceled at noon for next Thursday

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(I guess I need a liquid soap dispenser next to my laptop because I keep being forced to say) No shit!

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Maybe not such a bad idea; get rid of other corporate influences

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Does Murray live on Mars?

We have the best Congress money can buy.

Pharma bought the NIH C19 treatment guideline panel for example:

https://www.covid19treatmentguidelines.nih.gov/about-the-guidelines/panel-financial-disclosure/ JUDITH A ABERG collected $7.7 million from Pharmafia. https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/268251

ADAORA A ADIMORA collected $150,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/748947 JASON V BAKER collected $1.3 million https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/513424 LISA M BAUMANN KREUZIGER collected $120,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/1212875

ROGER J BEDIMO collected $420,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/249538 ERIC S DAAR collected $2 million https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/196646 JEFFREY L LENNOX collected $100,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/749216 MITCHELL M LEVY collected $200,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/199462 GREGORY S MARTIN collected $650,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/73756 SUSANNA NAGGIE collected $3.8 million https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/37453 RENEE D STAPLETON collected $146,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/439815 SUSAN SWINDELLS collected $960,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/6699 PABLO M TEBAS collected $1.8 million https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/28946 PHYLLIS C TIEN collected $250,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/629416 JINOOS YAZDANY collected $550,000 https://openpaymentsdata.cms.gov/physician/1046038

I hope they will add Congressmen, FDA/CDC/NIH/CIA/FBI/DOJ to the Dow Jones so we can see the going rate.

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"When politcians decide what can be bought and sold, the first thing bought and sold are politicians." I'm just insulted that Treason is so cheap.

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Fab find, made my day tyvm the funding databases are a big time favorite for me! :~)

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These Twits are so delusional!

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i'm pretty sure mr murray is trolling people, miss frontera.

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felices pascuas gatito! 🙏🏼💐

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I took Bill Gates only 330 million spread out over 20 years to buy up all of media and the fact checkers. He made some 25 billion just in a few months and not a single one criticized him or his heavy investments in vaccine companies. It is amazing how cheap the whole apparatus goes for and then they lose their crap when Musk is willing to spend 130 times that for Twitter.

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I hope Twitter stock crashes MORE….the fact that they were so afraid of free speech is extraordinarily telling!

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I'm assuming "Murray" is being half-serious about his suggestion for Elon. Murray Rothbard would have probably endorsed the idea.

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haha true!!

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I saw someone ask if Elon would buy Canada on the evil bird yesterday.

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🎯🎯🎯

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How about the CDC and FDA? Or would that trigger a bidding war with Bill Gates?

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NIH… NIAH… oh darn that’s a 4 letter agency… my bad… I agree with Obsequious… mandatory clotshots on all of our government… Judiciary, executive and all of Congress! All FIVE shots… Isn’t that what Bourla of Pfizer said since the first four didn’t work?! 🤦🏽‍♀️🙄🙄🙄

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And I’ve heard several sources say he (Bourla) never even had the first jab. It’s a rumor but .... ?

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I believe he tried to get into Israel months ago and they wouldn’t let him in because he wasn’t jabbed… That definitely tells us what we need to know. Also, pedo Gates wouldn’t let his family be jabbed either…

These people have sold their souls for $$$ and power. What profits a man to gain the whole world but then lose their souls… 🔥🔥🔥

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Apr 16, 2022·edited Apr 16, 2022

I think I am spreading rumors. On this one, my apologies, occasionally I forget to fact check myself. Apparently he has been jabbed. I just looked.

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Hey Murray.. the Democrats already bought all those three letter agencies. You are such a clueless "BOT"

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An ear for satire is hard to cultivate in cyberspace.

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(PS: I sometimes fail to hear it, too.)

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Yeah - but it is fun to think about. Maybe we should be thinking about privatizing, or even eliminating, some federal departments (Education e.g.) or agencies.

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And weren’t they management buy-outs?

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The velvet glove has worn pretty thin.

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Ha ha - best Kitten Corner post ever, I reckon - nicely done!

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Yes...the great corporatist shark has and continues to gorge itself at our liberty's expense. The dopes who don't know any better are akin to shark sucking remora going where the masters dictate hoping for some scraps.

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Already a Demoncrat franchise and ownership is restricted to racists, liars and cheats.

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Apr 15, 2022·edited Apr 15, 2022

Murray confirms Twitter is part of the same deep state, globalist cabal as the alphabet agencies.

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Exactly and that's why we'll never see under the kimono. We plebs would just never understand what's good for us

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Agreed, el gato. Maybe some are unaware of the pay-to-play justice system. Those without money and/or influence are often crushed; a total crap shoot.

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Words are violence

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?

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Just being silly about how rigged/activists our justice system is. Your/my "words" are "violence" for being free thinkers, which comes at a cost. But, if someone commits violence they get to skip bail and there's no cost.

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True. I have a hard time considering my words as violence when carefully using the descriptive English language. To use current vernacular, the ‘snowflakes’ are easily offended to the point of violent retaliation. Our words (which they pronounce as violence) elicit actual violence for which there is no punishment. In what universe is that logical? Thank you for your reply.

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No logic at all. Very well said btw.

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They're not seemingly part of government at all, even though they are funded by government with our tax money; i.e., by government thievery.

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Apr 15, 2022·edited Apr 15, 2022

Does anyone know where the offer that Gab has made to him stands? Any opinions or updates on any response from Musk? I actually think that would be better than his getting control of Twitter. Let him turn Gab into a powerhouse and give Twitter the ignominious burial it deserves. Curious to hear other opinions.

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No.

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" i’m pretty sure that those agencies all got taken private years ago…"

That's for sure. Best not contemplate it too much. Sigh. It will give ya a bad cattitude.

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Since the CIA FBI and NSA own twitter (for all intents and purposes, plus they subsidize the infrastructure) I think he just did offer to buy the CIA FBI AND DOJ...They said no, and called Vanguard.

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Same thing...

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That, and you, gatito - are hilarious. Thanks, you are not a debbie downer!

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Skip twit and just buy government agencies.

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